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rapewhistled: “…..is typing” “…..is typing” “…..is typing” “…..is typing” “…..is typing” “hehe”
why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg
hoechloin: tell me this isn’t Stiles looking on at a frantic Derek who, post battle, is desperately looking for a first aid kit in the bathroom bc the one they had stored in the kitchen ran out of supplies (they go through a lot). Tell me this isn’t
daftpen: catchymemes:This adorable proposal. @fairyneko this killed me and brought me back to life. I’m SOBBING
Church!! With the bestfraand 😊😍 #old #loveher #me she’s so #pretty omg #gorgeous #throwback #fam
me-la-pelaron: gookgod: labias: fakelikemylashes: Goodbye …………………………… me Omg dead …. Been there 😂😭
clavid: in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class
omg-welcome-to-my-world: babyohlalala: Y la caída dolió más de lo que yo esperaba… & sin querer me encariñe con aquella piedra…
giovanniespinuevaa: bootsi: this was so cute lma o and made me giggle This makes me happy haha
Omg! J'ai plus de cheveux, mon natel est explosé et je comprend plus rien #wtf #summercut #friend #kc #love #me ;) @stefouin ♡ #bonapp'
fileformat: me: 🌷 thicc boy: 🍆 me: 🌺
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
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masochistic-babygirl: cummbunny: today I was hanging out with some people and they started fighting and I just sat there eating pickles in silence http://weloveshortvideos.com/post/144519964292/ I just watched this video so u reminded me of it omg
cummbunny: socks darfin got me: baby girl socks, maid socks and angel socks 🎀
omg so I had two awful dreams one was that my soccer coach benched me for the entire first half of our game tomorrow AND I wasn’t even dressed for the game. when I went to a port-a-potty to change into my soccer clothes, there was literally NO
Omg I hate dreaming. Usually if I dream I have a nightmare or something is related to people in real lfe and it makes me feel really bad. Then when I wake up I feel like the dream was real and I getreallysad and just dont want to wake up…
fucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk it’s fucking 5:45 in the motherfucking morning and I am up doing homework omg fuck me I hate my life
I fucking hate my ovaries omg just please God let me sprout a goddamn penis or something
satans-knitwear:Talents: getting tipsy alone in the garden. Treat me ~ Tip me
Errmahgerd i have a job interview tomorrow and it’s only ten minutes walk away 😭 i so hope they want me 👉👈 I don’t even know what to wear
satans-knitwear:Sugarplum fairy vibes ✨🧚♀️Treat me ~ Tip me
chicjew:me last year on feb 15.. i was so much better lookng take me back
riggu: peffa Drew me, and since I’m very happy and very grateful to her, I feel like this belongs on my tagged/me. Check her out, shes really talented.
rebuy: disarms: screencock: This is still as messed up as it gets. YALL WRONG OMG this is me
lcuyliu: Me to a mutual: I LOVE U In my head: what their name???
zkou: me: *has a galaxy set as my desktop background*friend: whoa do u work for nasa me: haha yea
stardustinoureyes:dannylavvrence:Orange is the New Black - Season 3 - Official Trailer Damn. Just fuck me up now. Holy shit.
parmaesan: pizzaotter: egoer: mrs-420: New favorite tumblr post of all time. This post has made me so happy. A M A Z I N G “So much gayer”
supergameboytwo: you’re gonna call the police on me… for my kinks? o.h.. no. what are they gonna… do once they…. get here? handcuff me? I guess.. theres… no… o..t.her way……
Makeup makes a difference for me. Person: You’d look so much prettier without makeup on. Person: Omg, you look terrible are you ok? Yes, people may look good with or without makeup, but to some girls, makeup makes a difference. It makes us feel
the first time i ever did it by myself <3 omg. i’d fuck me.
kiwibutt: homosprite: homosprite: My dad just asked me if there was anyone I’m interested in and I was just all like “not really?” And he was all like “what about your friends John and Dave?” He heard me say on the phone “John and Dave
beepony: ME
fuckinq: I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
littleblueartist: the-captains-wife: yournucleardeterrent: “Pepper, pay attention to me” I guess she forgot to take him or a walk today if anyone needs me i’ll just be over here laughing for the next ten years
nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
homestuckofficial: slayer-of-the-vampyres: damn-it-kirk: thisis-my-note: exterm-i-nate: praisingdrew: can cute boys stop being gay younger than me 15 years older than me 12343435 miles away taken famous 7. Fictional 8: Dead 9: All of the above
gogogadgeturl: gogogadgeturl: the text that nobody ever wants to get. someone help me
pemsylvania: pemsylvania: who here knows how to dismantle a security camera everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
beeblejuice: dont you :/ me you piece of shit
allthejohnroxy: thirstfollower: why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
femharry: i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
furbychild: talk furby to me
rohangoestohell: me: *goes to the ocean* me: *grabs a shark* shark: :O
canadad: play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
officialcadbane: ohsebs:ohsebs: ohsebs: my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later. he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight
destinyofself: me: hoe don’t do it hoe: me: oh my god
let-it-221b: scoused: we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end and you want me to memorize vocabulary words it’s posts like these that make me want to go outside and freak out sometimes.
fruitcrocs: My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
brinnanza: tinsnip: bepeu: things to take * a nap * it easy * care * on me * me on
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: foodnetwork-fandom: are they eggs or not someone tell me
ourspecial: blackfairypresident: Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL SHE GONNA
cuttlefishculler: sinbadism: pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding
frankywuff: Some of you may find this strange.I listen to videos of people whispering to me, sometimes in 3D sound.This guy, WhisperMister1 is great. It’s all about triggering “ASMR”. Look it up =]It makes me feel funny and sleepy (and this helps
a-sylveon: bae: Come over me: I can’t bae: I’m signing a contract me:
mothurs: doctor: *places fingers on my neck to check pulse* me: choke me daddy
kurotokyo: alienmoe: lever—du-soleil: Finally finish all of these, inbox me for interest No you did fucking not ‘finish all of these’ These are MY selfmade harnesses that you orderd from me. Www.alienmoe.storenvy.com/ Wow how scummy
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