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omg in this lesson they are talking about Blog and Microblogging like JC, I know what a blog is. Plus I feeling it is pushing me to make a twitter
mrskar: me: I should colour this sketch out??? it’s so good?? I’m really improvingme @ myself while colouring it:
smilingtommo: i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax” and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” so i go to the fridge and open
giraffetacoharrypotter: SO CUTE I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST DIED. OR MAYBE JUST PEED MYSELF A LITTLE. Seriously though, any guy wanting me, but me a goat & I’m yours. Not all at once…
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
Two Machine Guns vs Twenty Thousand Emus
Me: I should really make my own dinner this week. Also me:OMG I just want some kimchi pancake Tonight!
myeondolf: Call Me Baby = Give me a call, Baby
radvillain: girl: be rough with me ;) me:
railroadsoftware: me: (farts right before leaving a store) my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing me: no we got to go right now
warumonzaemon:expelliarmpit: so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts turns out she bred
trust-me-im-satan: me reading fanfiction: that can’t be physically possiblefanfic writers:
awkwardvagina: ahmed-sb: awkwardvagina: the other day my boyfriend wouldn’t cook me breakfast so i went to the lounge, changed our wifi password and refused to give it to him until he had made me something to eat But if guy did that… sorry to
cooldudebro: do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
stumpkin: i’m trying to untag myself in this picture on fb and idk why this option made me laugh so hard but odmg
335681: Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
sixsteen: i ship me and money
kingkrookodile: i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
stability: someone: “omg you’re so pretty!” me:
without-a-trance: without-a-trance: Giveaway #1 Electric Family hooked me up with a second ‘Tropical’ bracelet. I will be giving it away to one lucky winner! Rules: - reblogs only - you do not need to be following me The giveaway will end next
HUMOR RELATED
erynlou:me: beautiful, chaotic, braless
grislypit: I ate a HEALTHY BREAKFAST I am READY for the world’s bullsjit! ! Don’t Fuck with me world I have already eaten three different fruits today and I am prepared to eat more fruits if the situation calls for it
tetsuyaa: the only one who can beat me is me
k-swagged: kimdash: this is cool! lol but the grey top and shorts isnt me :o! http://k-swagged.tumblr.com/ <3 thank you OMG, yourwelcome kim :D & sorry, i taught it was u ^^
save me from me
catskid100: From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with
beyoncebeytwice: honestly the beyonce concert changed me the people in front of me were smoking so much weed and blowing so much smoke in my face i think im high and it started raining during ghost/haunted i felt like i was being baptized im soaking
celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a
coconutoil97: me walking down the isle to my soon-to-be husband (drake) while 2 on plays: him when he see me walking down the isle:
imsoshive: me: what’s for dinner? her: *spreads her legs* me: so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
princekind: ask-bobbi: princekind: wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me) *wiggles antennas*;3 what the hell are you
youthagainstfascism: interviewer: Why r u such a hoe Me: Because it’s so much fun, Jan!
maplesuhtori: *talking to white* me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question? timothy: my name is actually chester but yes me: why did you pass the chinese exclusion act in 1882
rohangoestohell: me: *goes to the ocean* me: *grabs a shark* shark: :O
grimelords: sex scenes in books are awful because I always flip between them and the author picture in the back and get to imagine this 60+yo guy telling me about whatever this girl’s nipples are doing it’s the absolute worst time
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
yoncevevo:me while sexting: i want you to kick down my door and flash me your 27 inch dick and leave my pussy trembling in fear then i want you to go into my closet and grab my hardwood baseball bat and shove it up my goosehole to test my abilities after
cumguzzler38: me: *hands in essay*teacher: what kind of self drag…
nofearduffmanizhere: Me at 13 and me now tbh
beyonslayed: me: @ me next timeme: *gets @’d*
scootersenshi:Street taco vendor: Hola Mija how many?Me: Just fuck me up moschi-no-yes
quickweaves: takawaste: vulturesintrees: vegetans: sharingneedles: boy: (stops texting me) me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up I’m the other boy I’m the boy that stopped texting I’m
ryjri: If you tell me to follow you on snapchat and you have an android, warn me first, so I can say no.
weloveshortvideos: This interview got me dying
flanneldragon: trickytwitch: me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c” me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too
omg bby love me <333
I look dumb cause Nicole kept making me laugh omg. but Kaia <3
alvxandra: if you can’t handle me at my then you don’t deserve me at my
devvaugn: How I wanna be: glowing skin, black bikini w nipples poking out while on the beach sipping a margarita under a palm tree looking off into the ocean while my lover lays next to me singing and lightly running their fingers against my skin
lagonegirl: me: i really need to talk this out with someone my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!
OMG MY HUSBAND FERNANDO *O* ~dead~ my two babies together u_u
Fernando Garibay possibly hinting at Gaga’s new album, which will be about the fall of the blonde popstar and martyrs of fame. dear husband you’re still going to kill me, ok?
dekutree: girls: spank me i’ve been naughty me: its okay we all make mistakes
why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg
