me omg
NSFW Tumblr
find me omg on porn pin board
me omg clips
wearingmybinoculars: silasjulian: me @ my fave tv shows
thebigkuma: gamebroreviews: exhalelight: Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them
eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.
ask me: print screen your _____
gintamajustaway: netamashii: ok so allow me to share with you my newest obsession: college student ginpachi sensei Ginpachi groaned as his alarm went off and he slammed a hand on it to get it to shut up. For some reason, it was always harder to wake
Guys That Make Me Precum
igglooaustralia: BITCH! Ciara and Nicki’s “I’m Out” Mixed with Demi Lovato’s “Sorry not Sorry”.. this scalped me
square-enix: my dad noticed i was stressed so he 3d printed me a little wooden elephant
Omg my moms gonna be so pissed hahahahahah
cub-buns: how i bathe me too
show me the stars
killette: frankiestein13: My Frankie asked me to be his Bride at May-Hem. Perfection. So friggin’ adorable!
hhh8: TUMBLR GIVEAWAY I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her. The picture above is of my mother. Her name is Nellie (which could be changed
lehslee: lord-assbutt: well-aint-that-wizard: supremesheeran: mysurnamestomlinson: fresher-than-a-motherfucka: AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHADHAHSHKJSKFHAHHAHAHHAHHASDAHHA i died at the first line. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME? “gurl stops meking out n asks
Period for woman in commercials: Period for me:
ryaynross: im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
macklemorehentai: theclassroomninjah: ???????? Me and the bae getting nasty
history1970s: im watching my little pony tales and this oldass janitor pony just showed up and he makes me uneasy
65hoesonmydickbitchitschristmas: findmenaked: upperclass-kitkat: allhailqueenmari: brianal0l: savemefromufanfic: hijafea: minaj-navy: The. Proud. Family. WHAT! You and me will always be tight… Family every single day and night …
dekutree: there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
megablaziken: jfc just tell me how many years you’ve been alive
nonomella: our dog ‘talks’ and whines when he needs to go out and my dad just stands there yelling things like “what? what? hm? dont give me that ‘timmy fell in the well’ nonsense WE DONT HAVE A WELL”
50shadesofyodaddysdick: boyfriend: what’s for dinner? me:
whitegirlsaintshit: smugbug: IT LOOKS SO SENSUAL daddy, daddy, ooh child, oooh now, yes lord, damn baby, drivin me crayyyy… cray…
gaydirectioner: When I’m listening to Lady Gaga in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
rosaparking: me when his c*ck huge and enticing
zootedboy: me rappin at 15: yea man, you dont want none of this man hit him wit my hand, peanut butter no jam
vanehwasreal: me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture
duragdaddy: this will be me in cancun.
pearswhy: he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue
kototyph: #god it’s so weird #it’s a pair of pretty boys in a pretty car#but they kinda just radiate ”predator” don’t they? #like if I saw this driving past me I would be creeped out as FUCK
curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
grimrapper: i love how there’s pictures and a sharpie next to it. like, is it gonna sign autographs?? science is amazing and the technological advances of this generation astound me every day.
killthepariah: “u still want me right”
xv7: y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
itsjust-insanity: *moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*
3425687980: h0odrich: heavy metal and reflective goes off but idk what she’s saying sometimes I just make up the words like ‘I be at the bridal shower on the guest list..catch me in the corner by my lonesome eating chex mix …tossing turnin 1am
validx2: Girl: *Bend’s over to pick something up* Old Nigga: Well excuse me little fine tenderoni can i holla at ya real quick
head-turn-me-on: bekkyheathersinclaire: FUCK EARL !! OH! 😳
jjong: me when i enter a room
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: leanansidthe: hoemama: wailtothethief: Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different
duragdaddy: what is “try me”
s1uts:biiology: hairscrunchies: me who is she…? I was not ready for this at all
90sdefect: imsoshive: Miguel be like, “How many drinks will it take you to leave with me? None? Ok … do you like drugs?” bruh … Fam
violue: bootycap: Nick Offerman on Chris Pratt [x] I WISH SOMEONE LOVED ME AS MUCH AS NICK OFFERMAN LOVES CHRIS PRATT.
b99things: Gina made me call people and tell them she was dead to see how they’d react.
mothwizard:me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreetsex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO
bopeep: its me
calvin-klein-sign-me-already: She bout to write a goddamn novel.
quixon: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla at y’all a second Y’all want this damn baby?
DRAKE WOULDN'T DO THIS TO ME!
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
rembrandtvanrijns: I’m sick of temporal plans. I don’t want to hang out next Wednesday, let’s chill after the next thunderstorm. Meet me when it’s 75 degrees. Time isn’t real.
calamity-man: donutlikeu: michael jordan sets us straight Dammit, he had me goin
timelordonbakerstreet: notblurryface: villain who can’t be taken seriously because of his unintimidating evil laugh “Will anybody own up to this crime?”“It was me!” [NYEH NYEH!!]“Anybody?”
wugaazi: White ppl: fucking with demons or some shit Me: fascinating ,,, they are getting in touch with their roots
gotitforcheap: Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.
the-teapot-constellation: it’s so cute when a really fat bumblebee comes and bops against the window and immediately bumbles away like oh deary me I am terribly sorry that wasn’t where I should have been going oh what a silly sausage I am
deplaisant: There are too many fashion seasons for me to keep up with now Spring/summer Autumn/Winter Cruise Pre-fall Couture Pre-Cruise Post-spring Post-pardum Fall Post-Apocalyptic Fall Spring/Summer/March Tom Cruise Couture Pre-Couture Pre-conceived
tigerwithagoldchain: tina-rose: thequintab: The Girl Who’s Never Been on a Nice Date: The Car. #blueteeth She’s so funny
![violue: bootycap: Nick Offerman on Chris Pratt [x] I WISH SOMEONE LOVED ME AS MUCH AS NICK OFFERMAN LOVES CHRIS PRATT.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/481c65a30b356c609c8eb94a6f59713b/tumblr_ngeeuudskp1qez3reo1_250.png)
![timelordonbakerstreet: notblurryface: villain who can’t be taken seriously because of his unintimidating evil laugh “Will anybody own up to this crime?”“It was me!” [NYEH NYEH!!]“Anybody?”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/18f6b4b3ea8555f7d95f966b950862ec/bdd5bbf0c4586629-91/s512x512u_c1/2a0e923bda23188ba33aa94a9e5f2f0ea5f6af14.jpg)
