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pigfarts-pigfarts: THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT. [X] this reminds me of my dogs so much
bulletbutt: So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?” I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded: “Because I’m full of bees” I don’t think I’ve
dekutree: yellowfur: hallowmina: Pokemon: Twitch version intro Best thing i’ve seen all morning oh man this cheered me up im LAUGHING SO HARD
You've got me fucked up
scribblescgl: PLEASE TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME
weallheartonedirection: “You can believe me”
mcdickmuffin: ghostgif2: HOLY SHIT I CANT BEELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME Beez nuts
Of Real Madrid & Me
Me: omg mom I can handle being home alone it’s not even that big of a deal
ticktockdearie: I’m going to tell you the difference between Rumple and Regina in two statements. Regina: “I’ve done all of these terrible and evil things. Why doesn’t anyone love me?” Rumple: “I’ve done all of these terrible and evil things.
jennyfromthesock: when someone sends me nudes
noble1963: cthulhu-with-a-fez: laughcentre: allmonds: sluttyoliveoil: allmonds: stand: I I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN i understand THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME 8 times8 times I have scrolled past this I now understand I UNDER STAND I understand
aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen
thatqueerguitarginger: marcusg90: This upsets me The graphics in the new Sims game are incredible.
charizard: nintendocanada: when you hate someone but they’re still really cute me rn
dioburandou: 1mbps: dioburandou: greatjaggi: Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people What the fuck OP gave me ten seconds
kingjaffejoffer:starslicer: kinkyedges-nefertiti: hazeg0d: imapizzashit:Jesus Christ Hell nah lol Yall evolving a lil too quickly for me one day he’s gon have his own CGI animation team and he’s going to make the most amazing movies. This
xenatas:best sneak attack by far (NOT ME IN THIS VID)
ineverfuckednickicauseshegotaman: jaanfe: Me i hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!
anxiouslynonchalant: goldennmami: dustypalm: chick-fe-latio: heavens-to-murgatroid: If you don’t have me on snapchat you are missing out on some gems. “Nigga she Polish.” I DIED Oh my god😂 DEAD a-rare-llama
homonerdpumpkinpie: 56blogscrazy: LIL HOMIE FULL ON DIED I cannot explain to anybody how hard I just laughed. There are absolutely no words to explain how funny this was to me.
lzbo: sniffing: where is this kids oscar (boyfriend eating as girlfriend stares) Boyfriend: “Babe, what?”Girlfriend: “Ay, I don’t know. It’s that your food looks good. Let me try it.”Boyfriend: “Babe, you’re literally eating the same
woahmrkelley: Me at family functions
g-arbeige: nepridiprav: evanedinger: I FLINCHED Ok wtf i fucking screamed @g-arbeige @wildnightsinspace when will u let me LIVE
theworsethingsgettheharderifight:reallyshouldbegoing: i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
onenicebugperday:aussieosbourne:aussieosbourne:aussieosbourne:i just rescued a weevil from a comically tiny shirt, stand by while i figure out how to process this experience and stop laughing myself sickroommate called me down to grab a weird bug by the
devhalena: thegoodsonisbad: spacestepmom: piggy-patronus-no-parents: dancingpurge: “TELL ME YOU LIKED IT.” actually the fanfic she’s talking about is the punishment ^ Yeah, that explains Wheatley’s face. THIS IS FUCKING GREAT SCREAMING
jelliebellies: vesabean: yeffyaboyuice: sakothefox: thaddeusgrey: SCREAMING OH MY GOSH EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND I AM DYING REMINDED ME OF THIS: SHRIEK happy easter :> bab
forgoodnessjakes: typette: whaoanon: danaterrace: 3rd year film from SVA. Done in roughly 8 weeks from start to finish. Thanks to everyone who helped and supported me! <3 WOW CUTE WOW CUTE WOW CUTE aahahaha those super-high pants dude, I want
grimauxilialice: shrimpfur: ibuprofanum: More leggings… SHRIEKING oh godd give them to me
madygcomics: I have no idea what possessed me to draw St. Cloud as a moe anime-style school girl with his ‘senpai’ Pi Wai. Probably my stupid brain. I have some issues, I think…
wizardgrum: my biology teacher hated me a lot
alchemist-rising: itssexualhour: one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to
afternoonranger: conbox: paupaulie: Big shout out to the Engineer who was in the competition in Heroes of Cosplay!! I had a big freak out with me and my friend while we were watching because we weren’t expecting TF2 to come out in the show. :D (I
mindreadingmetalbender: mynameisgrey: terezisexual: shampora: sparkleboomsparkle: disguisedbyglamour: loser-tastic: i see we be fighting. [ fixed it„„„„„„ ] omg ffffffft dead
thenamelessnerd: anemoneink: This is what happens when I watch too much FMA:Broho and you leave me alone with the Rage!Meme maker. Trololol. OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.
demarches: #it’s the last gif that gets to me #like the cat is staring at the camera all ‘see this is how you get shit done. all i gotta do is touch the screaming child… #with my magic fucking paw and voi-fucking-la. you wish you could do human.
dallonweekes: god is sending me a message via tinypic
wheremyaibouat: This guy keeps calling me Zach and I do not know why
legendsmade: paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
Tell me someone else noticed.
princess-shatter: dear-bunni: robina-otaku: eezybree: SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us
prismatic-bell: attackonrwbytailonline: therobotmonster: kuroba101: prismatic-bell: HERE’S THE THING THOUGH I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
miss-nerdgasmz: thisisbully: Went to the Apple Store today to tell them my phone keeps restarting and freezing and stuff the guy told me “many people don’t know that u have to turn off ur phone for 10 mins everyday to let it rest” I was like you
p-taters: vinegod: How to stop a british baby from crying by Arthur THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH
kintatsujo: bastetsbard: stevedusa: gestopft: is this what the kids are listening to these days? Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t. This is the exact sort of hijinks we classical musicians
kidslutti-: mrslean: lstname1st: ohbaeme: Watching this makes me happy I did not see that coming yoooo This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao
Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out
nick-avallone: i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me
khansfringe: ce-les-ti-al: camiekahle: I’ve never related to anything more college in a 17 second montage this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me
jdlaclede: jdlaclede: every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday might as well tell the story behind that so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way),
ksanon: I needed to get this out of my system there’s just too many FEELINGS don’t look at me
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