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socialjusticekoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: Today in Lies, Liars, and Rat Bastards (10.22.14): So, this happened… I literally have no words. I’m exhausted with the fuckery at this point. Basically just readying the squad to go up to Ferguson again
dumbasschronicles: catesstrophe: today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i
i can’t believe he’s already asleep. we literally slept until like 1:30 in the afternoon. maybe it was all the boot knockin we did today.
buddhabrot: 3liza: i think we all learned a valuable lesson today, and that is: if you aren’t yelling at a racist so hard that he literally starts crying in public, you can yell harder im laughing so hard tho
constantine-spiritworker: dajo42: “it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
nubbsgalore: for nepalese hindus, today is kukur puja, the second day of the five day tihar festival, nepal’s version of diwali. literally meaning “worship of dogs,” kukur puja is dedicated to honouring our special relationship with dogs, who are
beyonceish: today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
shouldnt:so someones phone did the kim possible ring tone at work today and I looked and sAW SOMEONE WITH VOLUMINOUS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR AND I SAID “Kim…” TO MYSELF AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME, I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS
emilianadarling: holy fuck you guys after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:it is literally
thisclockworkheart: Think of all the children born today who will never know a life where marriage wasn’t legal for everyone, no matter their sexual orientation. It will literally be an alien concept to them. One of those weird things from the past.
deadinthedaisies: Y'all America is so weird today I had to remove any shirts that had alligators on them at work because of the kid that got eaten by one so the store literally banned alligator merch but ask people to do anything about guns after 49
binthusfan: slide-effect: thebestoftumbling: Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes… You know what, I often need to chill the fuck down, so the answer is yes, i’m gonna buy myself squeaky shoes literally the cutest everytime
the-invisible-turnip: twilightwitch: WHY FATHER?!? I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY
constantine-spiritworker: dajo42: “it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
not-photogenic: today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
mygayshoes: Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were. She literally threw her prosthetic leg at
dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou: Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english. I’m german.
mychemicalbooks:“I feel pretty today” is literally the best mood someone can be in and fuck you if you step on their vibes because it’s so satisfying to be happy with your physical appearance, and if you don’t agree, then fuck off and
open-iz: noochbattleduty: iamtonysexual: coolator: hoennconfirmd: videohall: R.I.P. to Justin Bieber’s Career as of today (2009-2014) AWDIUAEWDIUAHESDIUAHEWDUIAHEUDIHAWEI what the literal fuck are you kidding me Wowww I hate him
youngblackandvegan: divasays:Kristina L. Roberts (better known as Zane): Today I am featuring this woman because I am sick and tired of people LITERALLY getting their panties in a bunch over 50 Shades of Grey. Zane has been writing best-selling erotic
bolt-carrier-assembly: n17r4ms: Went to the shop to actually pay for it today, and took my bayonet with me, and took some photos for bolt-carrier-assembly’s sick needs. There’s more bayonet then barrel, literally. yes…good.That’s one mean
southern-sideburns: OKAY SO I WAS AT THE THEATRE TODAY AND EVERYBODY WAS TALKING DURING TRAILERS ETC BUT THEN THE TRAILER OF HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 CAME ON SCREEN, LITERALLY THE WHOLE ROOM WENT SILENT, LIKE NO ONE WAS EVEN EATING POPCORNS AND WHEN
squeakity:myrandomfunnypics: Will Smith’s thoughts about today’s teenagers I feel like literally everyone except Jaden Smith knows he’s talking about Jaden Smith
am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign to live for
broblerones: theres this girl in my science class whos literally carlos from the magic school bus shes always making up puns to go with the lesson today the teacher says something like “so basically colour is a figment of the imagination”and shes
am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something to live for
thetomboywithheadphones: leraggadyman: thetomboywithheadphones: So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said
queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just
thetomboywithheadphones: bunnyinthebasement: dragonsateyourtoast: thetomboywithheadphones: leraggadyman: thetomboywithheadphones: So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today
julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea
the-vashta-nerada: somebody at my college literally went to all the signs and replaced all the R’s into P’s so now i have class on the second floop today
chrischaractercollection: reallylameblog: martymcflyinthefuture: Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future! Where is my hoverboard I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog.
catesstrophe: today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush
squeakity: myrandomfunnypics: Will Smith’s thoughts about today’s teenagers I feel like literally everyone except Jaden Smith knows he’s talking about Jaden Smith
brohemian-fapsody:i am literally the most vain person ever like seriously today i stood and watched myself in the mirror drink some juice bc i wanted to see if i looked hot doing it like who am i
honeysugarjar: Some guy totally gave me 迀 at a bar last night lol and he’s taking shopping today .. Hehe it’s so easy I literally just asked me for the money in his wallet. He thinks I’m really pretty 😜
hbeez1-deactivated20220216:I literally haven’t gotten out of bed yet today…
miss-banshee-bones: scienceofdiscontent: me walking up and down the halloween decoration aisles at Target HAHAHAHA YESSS!!! (Literally did that today, along with Joann’s Fabrics haha)
lifehunt-scythe: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know i hope your math teacher gets fucking fired I hope you get fired or if you don’t have a job that
lifehunt-scythe: blurry2: lifehunt-scythe: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know i hope your math teacher gets fucking fired I hope you get fired or if
wo1verines: literally watched this episode today aw
aimmyarrowshigh:chrishoulihan:Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today#do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood it#and
