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unthrifty–loveliness: wildplantts: babashookbitch: today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ” girl just throw the whole husband out Fellas is
ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord: hallemcready: Some people have been saying some truly awful things to him on twitter today, lets show him some love okay guys? How can you hate on John Barrowman? He is literally my hero.
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl: the-fandoms-are-cool: ASH BABY I MISS YOU THERE IS A GIRL AT MY SCHOOL WHO LITERALLY HAS HER HAIR ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THIS AND IT TOOK ME UNTIL TODAY TO REALIZE THAT SHE’S BASICALLY A FEM!ASH
howimettheslayer: koblala: koblala: koblala: koblala: koblala: koblala: I’m starting the supernatural series today!!! Wow their mom is actually a pretty hot chic SHIT SHIT I DIDN’T MEAN IT LITERALLY!!! Well at least Sam got a cutie of a
angharadismyhero: iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou: Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english. I’m german. I
not-safe-for-earth: loki-cat: coulson isnt having any of your shit today This is literally the moment he got a fandom
beyonceish: today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
chrischaractercollection: reallylameblog: martymcflyinthefuture: Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future! Where is my hoverboard I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog.
linzeestyle: Literally every non-Marvel fandom on Tumblr today:
mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
fall-out-boy: yourthinkingisloudwatson: fall-out-boy: fall-out-boy: some days im literally in love w my hair and today is one of those days don’t sleep on me i gave yall A LEAKED FOB ALBUM LINK In my opinion, that is not something great. Why
dumbasschronicles: catesstrophe: today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i
nubbsgalore: for nepalese hindus, today is kukur puja, the second day of the five day tihar festival, nepal’s version of diwali. literally meaning “worship of dogs,” kukur puja is dedicated to honouring our special relationship with dogs, who are
kissmybattery-fwiw:This is my chemical romance. The actual real fucking my chemical romance is playing a show tonight. The reason I’m alive today literally made it worth to make it this far. I can’t wrap my head around this. I never thought
pettyartist: purpleneenee: julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea Same Fun fact: I only remember how to spell beautiful by saying it like Bruce in my head.
my-anthem-is-kellin-quinn: Shirt game literally on fire today! 😘
rockrollfan: 17-steps-to-221b: posi-princess: notyour-anything: godpenis: The one short video you should watch today good lord he’s preaching and I’ve seen the light I’m literally in tears ??? [Speaker on the Mic] When you have an opportunity
onedamnminuteadmiral: durintrash: this is the money spock. reblog within the next 30 seconds and he will bring you good fortune ✨💸✨ So I’m just saying. I put this in my queue yesterday and today I was offered a raise that is literally life-changing,
mychemicalbooks: “I feel pretty today” is literally the best mood someone can be in and fuck you if you step on their vibes because it’s so satisfying to be happy with your physical appearance, and if you don’t agree, then fuck off and keep your
sandt721: sandt721: sandt721: sandt721:I love having my ass up in the air!!!💋 So, its my birthday today and I wannna know how many guys would cum in my wife with me!! She literally just sent me this so I guess you tell me do you wanna cum in her
iwillmindfuckyou: iwillmindfuckyou: I got mindfucked by an 8 year old boy today he literally just comes up to me and goes did you know you are never looking at nothing anD I WAS JUST LIKE i fuckin forgOT ABOUT THIS AND NOW I JUST GOT RE-MINDFUCKED
theresolutionyear: thepoetfromthehood: missdimples2012: conttrolledchaos: I was speaking with a Black friend of mine earlier today about this and he brought up a great point. The Elite, White media can literally stir an entire Nation into a frenzy
julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea
racethewind10: kearabaggins: Tumblr today. In example 88877650 of “Supernatural Literally Has a Gif for Everything…”
graphiteknight: graphiteknight: Made this today. :) Reviving this because it’s still one of the best accidental mixes that I’ve ever made. Like, I literally didn’t even have to edit the Spiderman cartoon to make it shorter or longer, it just
squeakity: myrandomfunnypics: Will Smith’s thoughts about today’s teenagers I feel like literally everyone except Jaden Smith knows he’s talking about Jaden Smith
clarke-griffin: dajo42: “it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday #queer people
aimmyarrowshigh: chrishoulihan: Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today #do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood
zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion, i love him Dude’s a beast. This guy is
n0nlee: Oooh fancy border~ So uhm. What if– he’s never been preoccupied with popular apps? Despite being updated to today’s technology? That’s possible. I never tried Snapchats myself. I literally just saw how it works from classmates orz. And
bitterfragile: Today my husband literally pulled a tree out of the ground with his bare hands.It was just like my vidya games!
gold-talisman: Coworker told this story today and there was a literal outpouring of love. Representation matters
1r7: hillaryclintonswig: 1r7: 1r7: i literally never skipped school before… imma try to do it tomorrow 😵 yall im actually shooken tf up right now. ok so i planned to skip school today and i was gonna do that by not actually getting on the
dongstomper: randamhajile: Nerd in the 1970s: “want to watch Star Trek re-runs in my basement and then read some Asimov?” Nerd today: “which way to the Undertale orgy” nerd in the 1200s: “is anybody else here literate”
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: house hunters but literally presenter: today we’re dealing with two detatched properties and a feral bungalow at the
officialgrandpa: officialgrandpa: officialgrandpa: literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was
catblog-weatherwax:starlightandtears:THE MALARIA VACCINE GOT APPROVED BY THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION TODAY OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF RESEARCH. *THIS* IS WHAT BEING HUMAN IS ABOUT. WHO recommends groundbreaking malaria vaccine
custardhug:so-i-did-this-thing:I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.this is literally the embodiment of what I want to look like
thewuzzy:thewuzzy: inklingshoes: notcaptainahab:mayfriend: i was literally making a meme about today’s resignations and the number went up as soon as i finished ffs
dvandom:thetinygingerbreadgirl: theredkrayola: sonickitty: I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.” let him say fuck I was at a crossing once
pinkninjapj: englishbunnyrocks:who else remembers the entire Doctor Who crew dancing to 500 miles with David Tennant because it’s the purest thing you’ll see today The fact that the VFX crew is literally 2 guys.Sue from catering! My beloved.I love
ninjaikke: writterings: sometimes i forget how straight people won’t jump at the chance to watch a show with gay rep in it. i literally said to my straight friend today “oh you should watch this show, it has lesbians in it” and she stared at me
339666:bimuslimheaux:worldwidewoman:one direction fans are so wild he literally left today and this is already on googlewtf is this shit im so tired of these nasty racist islamophobic whites ew Why I don’t have sympathy
youlookshittygoodnightdenise: darecrow: Five people have tagged me in this today and it literally is me This is a fucking nightmare to me
deadinthedaisies: Y'all America is so weird today I had to remove any shirts that had alligators on them at work because of the kid that got eaten by one so the store literally banned alligator merch but ask people to do anything about guns after 49
stupidpikachu: inspired by my brother who was literally taping his phone to our ceiling fan today #instinctforlife
yoookissomuruschag: real-kronos: yoookissomuruschag: agileo-101: heavypulserifle: today I found out that in russian junkrat is called крысавчек which is literally just the russian words for rat and handsome boy fused together (крыса
onemerryjester: periegesisvoid: l-heure-du-the: copperbadge: #2, Brute? I made the ugliest noise. It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why. TODAY
kant:i literally said “hi” to a customer today and they replied “no”
genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the day is: literally every goat in the United States
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