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yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
mygayshoes: Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were. She literally threw her prosthetic leg at
graphiteknight: graphiteknight: Made this today. :) Reviving this because it’s still one of the best accidental mixes that I’ve ever made. Like, I literally didn’t even have to edit the Spiderman cartoon to make it shorter or longer, it just
angharadismyhero: iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou: Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english. I’m german. I
thisclockworkheart: Think of all the children born today who will never know a life where marriage wasn’t legal for everyone, no matter their sexual orientation. It will literally be an alien concept to them. One of those weird things from the past.
toofxckingradical: Literally me today
stoned-n-wet: ✨✨✨ 6k follower nude giveaway!! ✨✨✨ (18+ only!)i want to thank all of you for following! starting today (8/3) i will send an exclusive nude to everyone who reblogs this post. Hint: it involves post-pussy pump play 😛 literally
brohemian-fapsody:i am literally the most vain person ever like seriously today i stood and watched myself in the mirror drink some juice bc i wanted to see if i looked hot doing it like who am i
lace-and-cotton: raisedontherightcoast:One time my roommate’s boyfriend tried to break up with her and she literally said “not today, Greg.” And that’s the story of how they’re still together after 3 years.Simply inspiring.
blayneofficial: Felt reeeeally sexy today so… Sorry friends but, photos! Now that weight is coming off I’m literally so excited! 😁
My Special Operations Squad figurines arrived today! Believe it or not, they actually took forever to unbox/put together - each one consists of at least four different parts. The most amusing part is that Gunther literally has a peg up his butt
fuku-shuu: My Special Operations Squad figurines arrived today! Believe it or not, they actually took forever to unbox/put together - each one consists of at least four different parts. The most amusing part is that Gunther literally has a peg up his
stupidsexyserket: thesongswish: no one is allowed to be sad today. THERE ARE LITERAL TEARS IN MY EYES Ahhhhhh their squeaking is too cute!
sunstreakerlovethyself: julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea He is the hottest man alive. CUZ HE MADE ME LOL He was awesome in Burt Wonderstone too!! It amazes me how much his
onemerryjester: periegesisvoid: l-heure-du-the: copperbadge: #2, Brute? I made the ugliest noise. It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why. TODAY
dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
zodiaccity: Zodiac Leo Facts! TheZodiacCity.com – For more interesting facts on the zodiac signs, click here. Literally me today. I was lookin hella cute
fitnika: run-for-funner: grassfedbooty: bonkai-kingdom: pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about. NOSTALGIA Literally all of these Well I never called my guy or girl friends and worried about their parents but
jkrandom replied to your post: awww crap today is payday Literally did this entire thing yesterday. Got paid, my wallet was so fat it couldn’t close. Now, I’m searching for quarters so I can wash my clothes. ._. Ah yes….WWP (Wulphire world
the-invisible-turnip: twilightwitch: WHY FATHER?!? I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY
gc-bc: Sorry to post again but I literally discovered Copic art markers today and I’m obsessed ~work in progress
ironmarie: newwavenova: themagicalgallifreyan: fer1972: Today’s Classic: Great Quotes from the great Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) oscar wilde was literally the coolest guy who ever lived HE WAS BISEXUAL. We get to claim the sass master. -Oscar Wilde
partywithbacardi: this is literally so sad. I don’t care what kind of blog you have, everyone should have this on their page. praying for boston right now and everyone affected by todays tragedy ❤
purpleneenee: julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea Same
not-photogenic: today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
me2oo: krissy-lusciousrose1: When your pjs don’t really fit anymore 😕 (earlier today) I’m literally pulling them in the back 😂 but it looks nice I think 👋🏾 😍😍😍
bondagecafe:Up on the cafe today: @EmiAddison helpless in yet another awesome bondage - her shoes literally tied together. Wow - super sexy latex, legs and helpless abandon. Does it get any better?
dumbasschronicles: catesstrophe: today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i
avant-kebel: Did back and chest today. Bulking is literally my favorite cause I’m feeling so much stronger and fuller. May not be lean but I feel great still
aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
stupidsexyserket: thesongswish: no one is allowed to be sad today. THERE ARE LITERAL TEARS IN MY EYES
boonavalope: mmmbrainnns: voraciousscrolling: TODAY, ON “THAT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED” Wow wow ok you could ride a crobat with a meowth curled up under your hat. Wow. VERY CURIOUS AS TO WHY HORSE POKEMON ARE LITERALLY TOY SIZED
sanguineheavens: yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were
rinnegans: WHY FATHER?!? I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY
the-vashta-nerada: somebody at my college literally went to all the signs and replaced all the R’s into P’s so now i have class on the second floop today
aimandtakethelongshot: The HELL is up with parents they literally teach you for like 15 years to ask people to do thing and to say please and thank you and then once you pass like age 16 theyre just like “so you’re vacuuming the stairs today right”
dajo42: “it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
stupidpikachu: inspired by my brother who was literally taping his phone to our ceiling fan today #instinctforlife
Our building tests the fire alarms once a month which is excellent but you’d think that after having a literal fire happen in someone’s apartment last night that they would have cancelled today’s tests lmaoWe all know it works after
satanwantsmysoul: Excitement literally cross my face when I opened this email. Victoria Belle aka Qu33n Victoria shot with DDG Photos and in his typical classy nude style he produced some great pictures! If you only look at one feature today on here,
ohainaomi: goddess-marley: So if y’all have been on my Twitter today, I’m getting attacked by these white beasts literally all day while I wait to hear back about my Mom in the hospital. These bitches tried to come for my friend Claudia, calling
krissy-lusciousrose1: When your pjs don’t really fit anymore 😕 (earlier today) I’m literally pulling them in the back 😂 but it looks nice I think 👋🏾
bondagecafe: Up on the cafe today: @EmiAddison helpless in yet another awesome bondage - her shoes literally tied together. Wow - super sexy latex, legs and helpless abandon. Does it get any better?
socalsummers: Getting some quick “work” in today on the desk. I literally have to laugh at myself that my “job” involves rolling around naked and masturbating. I also have to laugh at the people who think it’s wrong. Most women in this nude
selfproject13:babybutta: whutetdew: ctron164: iphotographlove:sourcedumal: naturalbeautyishername:youngblackandvegan: divasays:Kristina L. Roberts (better known as Zane): Today I am featuring this woman because I am sick and tired of people LITERALLY
ubungmachtdenmeister: fandomy-guy: cabchaser: toxeh: cynicalsleeper: this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today I’m giggling like an idiot help. oh u germany Germans take things too literally Kranken = sick / to be sick ; Wagen
milkshakemartin:theunknowndimensions:Today in art class our teacher was absent and our substitute was one of the animators for Courage the Cowardly Dog. I would have literally cried.
readingsocialjusticeanime:swearonyourowndamngrave:newwavenova:gay-zombies:themagicalgallifreyan:fer1972:Today’s Classic: Great Quotes from the great Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)oscar wilde was literally the coolest guy who ever livedmaster of sass HE WAS
mygayshoes: Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were. She literally threw her prosthetic leg at him.
hospitalplant: abomination-of-gender: anyway it’s super fucked up people treat trigger warnings as slapstick jokes but spoiler warnings as serious and sacrosanct I was literally in group therapy today and someone said “and we’re triggered- uh,
fauxyshazam: “if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~” fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally!
so today was a good day in Chinese. Like I feel like I learned so much. Literally starting to understand what’s going on. In short… Pretty good day. #studyabroad #studyingchinese #guy #personal
I fucking hate this bathroom. It literally smells like Bigfoots dick like dafuck. I have so much shit to do today. Ugh, from my business of shipping project to that stupid finance garbage. I swear, I’m just Ganna stay in my dorm room for the rest
nubbsgalore:for nepalese hindus, today is kukur puja, the second day of the five day tihar festival, nepal’s version of diwali. literally meaning “worship of dogs,” kukur puja is dedicated to honouring our special relationship with dogs, who are
tigerine: thisclockworkheart: Think of all the children born today who will never know a life where marriage wasn’t legal for everyone, no matter their sexual orientation. It will literally be an alien concept to them. One of those weird things from
