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aimmyarrowshigh: chrishoulihan: Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today #do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood
assholefromtheabyss: klubbhead: nunyabizni: ummquestion: Instructions: Go to twitter> Search “literally shaking”> Enjoy! Just as relevant today as it was then. Thank you ummmmn Hahahahahahhaha omg I miss daddy B LLLITERALLLYY SHADKKKINHG
lintendo: This is deadass weird as fuck but from a buzzfeed article that came out today I literally found out my second cousin who I’ve never met, murdered his wife. In these situations I think “How can this benefit from this?”
extracocoa: my str8 boy roommates are having like 12 boys over today for a fantasy football thing or something so I’m literally coming home from NYC, grabbing some stuff, and immediately leaving for somewhere much gayer
tj-593: Jacob Riis Gay Beach - June 2018 BITCH. I WAS LITERALLY JUST THERE EARLIER TODAY!!!!
iacknowledgebuttholesexist: the-uncensored-she: postracialcomments: Protests today in Ferguson #ArrestDarrenWilson, #JusticeforMikeBrown, #BlackLivesMatter, #Ferguson I am so for this. Literally millions of vehicles travel I-70 every day; maybe it
factsbrain: Today, curse words no longer have literal meaning, but are used for emotional expression. - weird, interesting & funny facts
mychemicalbooks:“I feel pretty today” is literally the best mood someone can be in and fuck you if you step on their vibes because it’s so satisfying to be happy with your physical appearance, and if you don’t agree, then fuck off and keep your
brohemian-fapsody:i am literally the most vain person ever like seriously today i stood and watched myself in the mirror drink some juice bc i wanted to see if i looked hot doing it like who am i
mychemicalbooks: “I feel pretty today” is literally the best mood someone can be in and fuck you if you step on their vibes because it’s so satisfying to be happy with your physical appearance, and if you don’t agree, then fuck off and keep your
dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
milkshakemartin: theunknowndimensions: Today in art class our teacher was absent and our substitute was one of the animators for Courage the Cowardly Dog. I would have literally cried.
satanicspacecat: I feel like a literal piece of shit today so heres a photo from the other day when I actually felt pretty for once You’re ridiculously pretty
clarke-griffin: dajo42: “it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday #queer people
constantine-spiritworker: dajo42: “it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
beyonceish:today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
ifyoucarryonthisway:am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign
aimmyarrowshigh:chrishoulihan:Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today#do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood it#and
nodak2nc: the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog! Sunrise/sunset in Grand Forks for today: 8:15am and 4:37pm. I don’t miss that. Literally what it’s like here in Alaska lol
I’m on the Basic Anatomy course and since I’ve literally never learned anatomy before, all this is blowing my mind and it’s all extremely interesting. I can’t wait to learn more. I may skip some of my chores today to do more of this
writingtoroyals: Thank you @writingtoroyals for your help <3 I was able to send a wedding card in November to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and today I finally received my reply! It definitely made my day :) Source OMG this literally made me so happy!
nubbsgalore: for nepalese hindus, today is kukur puja, the second day of the five day tihar festival, nepal’s version of diwali. literally meaning “worship of dogs,” kukur puja is dedicated to honouring our special relationship with dogs, who are
beyonceish: today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
posi-princess: notyour-anything: godpenis: The one short video you should watch today good lord he’s preaching and I’ve seen the light I’m literally in tears ???
bondagecafe: Today’s cafe update with @GigiAllens is literally mouth watering. Super sexy #bondage #orgasms #secretary. Awesome.
am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something to live for
the-invisible-turnip: twilightwitch: WHY FATHER?!? I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY
starbuckers: This kid in my class was mad because we had to go to school today so he literally got up and climbed out the window
mermaidonmainstreet: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know This is my favorite thing in the whole world
aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
attackonsociallife: snkcaptionsandshit: WAKE UP AND KILL TITANS F*CKERS! I HAVE LITERALLY REBLOGGED THIS FOUR TIMES ALREADY TODAY NO
missloftus: My weight literally fluctuates day to day. Today was a sexy day 🔥
0h-deery: causeallidoisdance: kingdoms-of-the-blind: causeallidoisdance: causeallidoisdance: My roomies and I got a projector today! ANIME NIGHTS EVERY NIIIIGHT literally every night we watch anime lol and read Dangan Ronpa go study, will ya none
frostygrace: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
squeakity: myrandomfunnypics: Will Smith’s thoughts about today’s teenagers I feel like literally everyone except Jaden Smith knows he’s talking about Jaden Smith
lorrainethechicken:cargsdoodles:cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told
nltm: got autobalanced to red literally seconds after capturing the point for blue well i guess i’m done playing video games for today
a-lonely-timelord: bowtieblackbird: I found this at the supermarket today. THE LABEL SAYS “MYCKET LITEN FISK” WHICH LITERALLY MEANS “VERY SMALL FISH” I’M DYING
dongstomper: randamhajile: Nerd in the 1970s: “want to watch Star Trek re-runs in my basement and then read some Asimov?” Nerd today: “which way to the Undertale orgy” nerd in the 1200s: “is anybody else here literate”
hookedonafeelwhennogf: chocolate-usa: Hey uhh vice, has literally anyone in your staff ever worked fast food??? big new from vice today: burger king doesnt like employees serving food that is over or under cooked
brehaaorgana: yamelcakes: hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today i love it
fat-birds: darecrow: Five people have tagged me in this today and it literally is me why fly when you can take a ride on a windshield wiper?
so today I’m just sitting in the english department building chilling and I see the guy I lost my virginity to and we literally said zero words to each other, didn’t even make eye contact.
urbannativegirl: Can you believe Irene Bedard (Inupiat/Inuit/Metis) is 46 years old today? Disney’s Pocahontas was literally modelled after her likeness, and she didn’t get her first role in a TV movie until she was 27 years old. Thanks for being
postracialcomments: shininglight96: RACIST IGNORANCE STRIKES AGAIN: today we have a little racist kid who who has literally disgusted me to my core above you see his racist remarks directed to an African American on Twitter which was totally uncalled
imsomadattheworld: Today in Brooklyn I saw trees with sweaters on them. Someone literally knitted sweaters for the trees. How about you get your head out of your ass you gentrifiers??? Lmao! The trees aren’t cold they don’t need your help. You know
bitterseafigtree: Just a side note: literally everyone at the dentist today thought I was a child. They kept looking at my birthday and being surprised. The nurse thought I was actually 13. Also, the “how do you get into clubs?” joke is getting hella
chrischaractercollection: reallylameblog: martymcflyinthefuture: Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future! Where is my hoverboard I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog.
