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fauxyshazam: “if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~” fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally!
postracialcomments: spnsocks: socialjusticekoolaid: Today in Lies, Liars, and Rat Bastards (10.22.14): So, this happened… I literally have no words. I’m exhausted with the fuckery at this point. Basically just readying the squad to go up to Ferguson
tumblethesenotes: builttobulk: gleeson666: I met a Saint Bernard puppy today and he was the softest lil dude I’ve ever petted :’) I literally just shouted “puppy” so loud it echoed. Kyleeeeeeee
corndogfairy: milkshakemartin:theunknowndimensions: Today in art class our teacher was absent and our substitute was one of the animators for Courage the Cowardly Dog. I would have literally cried. I how wow
genderoftheday:Today’s Genders of the day are: bluetooth an- ok lemme just interrupt this gender submission right now to point out that someone felt the need to edit this image to add “most” in a mismatched font above the word men. They literally
dongstomper: randamhajile: Nerd in the 1970s: “want to watch Star Trek re-runs in my basement and then read some Asimov?” Nerd today: “which way to the Undertale orgy” nerd in the 1200s: “is anybody else here literate”
notebelow: sodomymcscurvylegs: bulph: kyleehenke: the lord tested me today This literally took me an hour to do and i eventually just got lucky You can cheese this puzzle by flipping the ENTIRE platform upside-down. Then you just have to roll the
bow-and-aero: nikolekidman: ladygaga666: princessofpop: ladygaga666: just in case if you forgot: it wasn’t love what was it then? it was a perfect illusion Literally how I feel today wow
fuckyeahfuckstory: jey-xxx-wynn: I can’t stop watching this. I’ve literally jerked off to this 3x today already. look at that bounce!
naked-yogi: today my boyfriend and I were hiking and he started peeing aaaaand literally got hard just from looking at me while he was doing it (and I wasn’t even doing anything, only standing there fully covered in clothing) so after he was finished
scavengedluxury: Grenfell Tower. London, August 2017. Literally a skeleton at the feast among the rich of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea. I’ve only seen glimpses of it from the tube until today. It really is a profoundly shocking thing
mobiusnook: gayforthewindyboy: a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm: sighnless: apple-str1der: is there a 420 in pi humanity has made great strides today Oh look at that, 413 Literally every possible number is in Pi. Somewhere in there is a line of
readingsocialjusticeanime:swearonyourowndamngrave:newwavenova:gay-zombies:themagicalgallifreyan:fer1972: Today’s Classic: Great Quotes from the great Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) oscar wilde was literally the coolest guy who ever lived master of sass
dumbasschronicles: catesstrophe: today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i
onemerryjester: periegesisvoid: l-heure-du-the: copperbadge: #2, Brute? I made the ugliest noise. It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why. TODAY
chasekip: all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok magikarp: LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY
imsomadattheworld: Today in Brooklyn I saw trees with sweaters on them. Someone literally knitted sweaters for the trees. How about you get your head out of your ass you gentrifiers??? Lmao! The trees aren’t cold they don’t need your help. You know
dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
fat-birds: darecrow: Five people have tagged me in this today and it literally is me why fly when you can take a ride on a windshield wiper?
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou: Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english. I’m german.
mygayshoes: Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were. She literally threw her prosthetic leg at
nubbsgalore: for nepalese hindus, today is kukur puja, the second day of the five day tihar festival, nepal’s version of diwali. literally meaning “worship of dogs,” kukur puja is dedicated to honouring our special relationship with dogs, who are
mychemicalbooks:“I feel pretty today” is literally the best mood someone can be in and fuck you if you step on their vibes because it’s so satisfying to be happy with your physical appearance, and if you don’t agree, then fuck off and
cargsdoodles: cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told me I would never
memeufacturing: pochowek: Went on a little rant today (: indulgences are problematic and if you reblog a post made by someone who supports indulgences youre literally supporting the pope
hospitalplant: abomination-of-gender: anyway it’s super fucked up people treat trigger warnings as slapstick jokes but spoiler warnings as serious and sacrosanct I was literally in group therapy today and someone said “and we’re triggered- uh,
robotslenderman:nickyandmikey:my advice for the youth of today is go to bed at 10pm. literally nothing else matters#cool tip: you can go to bed even earlier if you want!
emotionalfuckwit: My friend showed me this picture today and I literally couldn’t breathe for a while. Too much talent for one photo, I can’t.. <3
aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
movier: stupidsexyserket: thesongswish: no one is allowed to be sad today. THERE ARE LITERAL TEARS IN MY EYES Like birds! X3
chatterboxrose: at work today there were two girls - one going up the escalator and one going down the other - and they took a selfie together when they met in the middle I literally saw strong selfie game happen right in front of me
romangodfrey: lesreichenbachfinn: so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we
thechamberofsecrets: earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally
averagefairy: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something
shouldnt:so someones phone did the kim possible ring tone at work today and I looked and sAW SOMEONE WITH VOLUMINOUS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR AND I SAID “Kim…” TO MYSELF AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME, I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS
mychemicalbooks:“I feel pretty today” is literally the best mood someone can be in and fuck you if you step on their vibes because it’s so satisfying to be happy with your physical appearance, and if you don’t agree, then fuck off and keep your
brohemian-fapsody:i am literally the most vain person ever like seriously today i stood and watched myself in the mirror drink some juice bc i wanted to see if i looked hot doing it like who am i
nohomolarry: today I went on a date with this guy I really like and we ended up like 69ing in his car and literally I’d never really done it before so the whole time I was like thinking “oh I read about this in Larry smut I got this” and he loved
headturnmeon: jaybre92: the-0dd-creature: mahramaz: the-0dd-creature: My hair is literally just doing whatever it wants today -_- sweetie put henna on the white spots and it’ll gone That’s the thing tho i don’t actually want it to go it makes
the-invisible-turnip: twilightwitch: WHY FATHER?!? I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY
wabbit32: threefootcrow: nointerrruption: growing up sucks because you realize isn’t a lot of money REALEST SHIT IT HURTS I literally was just consumed by this thought earlier today….it’s a terrifying thought.
husssel: mariahcareys: niconiconomicon: thebootydiaries: oh my god fucked DON’T DO THAT A coworker told me this today at work and I literally wanted to kick her ass.
yunzi: My dear friend is protesting in Mexico City and has told me to let people know of this. He relayed this message to me “We are coordinating the info with all the cities that are protesting today because there’s literally zero coverage in the
bando–grand-scamyon: juelzsantanabandana: cortney: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know what goes on in white people school why are all yall computers
michelethekid: Literal 👻 came out my mouth today aha
lolfactory:Literally what the information screen at my local doctors’ surgery was displaying today…
