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captstefanbrandt: thetinygingerbreadgirl: theredkrayola: sonickitty: I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.” let him say fuck I was at a
vampireapologist: hannah-boo-boo: vampireapologist: hot take: art and science can coexist and in fact one can be the other My GIS professor was literally talking about this today my gis professor made me cry in class three times so immediately I
brehaaorgana: yamelcakes: hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today i love it
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: rrozeselavy: i never want to hear another thing about “ethnic-sounding names” from white folks when I just today checked a white guy out at the library and his name was literally “pelican”. twenty years ago a
officialgrandpa: literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was just her and keanu fucking reeves
daughter-of-sapph0:gorbling:The way wikipedia editors edit news-relevant pages is so funny to meI want you to know that evergiven literally did not have a wikipedia page yesterday. this whole page was made today.
explorersofsky:i’ve found out recently that there is a not unsizeable chunk of people who are attracted to the invisible man from the hotel transylvania movies, a character that is literally INVISIBLEwell the hotel transylvania 4 trailer came out today,
garbage-empress:stepfordgoth:stepfordgoth:Also I was trying to buy Fresca for a drink recipe today and my local supermarket apparently no longer carries Fresca (it’s been literal years since I’ve been in the soda aisle, idk) so I settled for
the-invisible-turnip: twilightwitch: WHY FATHER?!? I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY
patientlights: It’s Sebastians 2nd birthday today, and I know it may seem a little weird to celebrate a kitties birthday but he is literally the only thing I have ever loved more than myself. I know that seems a little self centered but I’m completely
veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
swearonyourowndamngrave:newwavenova:gay-zombies: themagicalgallifreyan: fer1972: Today’s Classic: Great Quotes from the great Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) oscar wilde was literally the coolest guy who ever lived master of sass HE WAS BISEXUAL. We
mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
bttm4bttm: @nudemensyoga was amazing 😉 literally got my life today 🧘♂️ found new ways to breathe & stretch & use my body . im so out of shape since i have graduated college . as an adult this is a good way for me to enjoy using my
unpretty: unpretty: andrew and i went to the mall today and there was a store called boxlunch that neither of us had ever heard of but when we went in i was like “this seems like a less goth teen hot topic” so i looked it up and it’s literally owned
rolling-in-the-bleach: I Can’t believe today is a national holiday It’s finally this boy’s BIG DAY!! <3 Happy Birthday to a literal ball of sunshine; too sweet for all the troubles he has. PLEASE protect him
chasekip: all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok magikarp: LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY
rosequart: passionpeachy: rosequart: “snufkin is the new onceler” literally nothing will be the new onceler. onceler fandom was on a level no one today can comprehend. “ohhh [new thing] is onceler all over again” shut up and learn the ancient
ashenshoog: i found out today that roxas literally can’t be killed during the saix boss fight
leaughan: mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him ^can you find some chill
mychemicalbooks:“I feel pretty today” is literally the best mood someone can be in and fuck you if you step on their vibes because it’s so satisfying to be happy with your physical appearance, and if you don’t agree, then fuck off and keep your
princess-tanner: euo: turning off auto-capitalization on my phone because it doesn’t meet my chill ass down to earth aesthetic literally did this today
mexi-cant: So today I was sitting in a lockdown at school and this kid in my classroom whistled the mocking jay shit and literally people from all of the school repeated it and now we have an assembly about how it was inappropriate
chaoticallyprecise: Today I saw two buff looking guys break out in a fight on the street (they were physically shoving each other back and forth) and I’d heard why the fight broke out and my mother didn’t get why I was laughing but I was literally
babesimpsonnumberonefan: bimuslimheaux:worldwidewoman:one direction fans are so wild he literally left today and this is already on googlewtf is this shit im so tired of these nasty racist islamophobic whites ew *cracks knuckles* somebody bout to get
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
Been thinking about suicide literally all day today
dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
My Astronomy teacher said the funniest thing today that literally made me think of Rick; from Rick and Morty!
antiandrogen: Yikes I checked my mail today and I’m being billed roughly two hundred dollars from the urgent care cuz I got sick a couple times in the past month and I’m also behind on my deductible. My job is giving me shit hours (I was literally
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
I literally don’t feel well enough to even leave my house today, all my everything is just acting up so badly but I need my meds and I KNOW my dad won’t be willing to get them for me because he just got back from work after doing a bunch of manual
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sakuraplumskyes: yoookissomuruschag: real-kronos: yoookissomuruschag: agileo-101: heavypulserifle: today I found out that in russian junkrat is called крысавчек which is literally just the russian words for rat and handsome boy fused together
scolenc: yungmakeda: posi-princess: notyour-anything: godpenis: The one short video you should watch today good lord he’s preaching and I’ve seen the light I’m literally in tears ??? CHILLS Y'all gotta vote for Bernie man
aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
purpleneenee: julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea Same
not-photogenic: today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
angharadismyhero: iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou: Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english. I’m german. I
thelittlestgypsy: hennyandcoke: sarcasticsweetness: siyrenmoon: ghostsfacer: Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to. HAHA This TOTALLY happened to me today so accurate This literally happens to
mygayshoes: Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were. She literally threw her prosthetic leg at
beyonceish: today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
for nepalese hindus, today is kukur puja, the second day of the five day tihar festival, nepal’s version of diwali. literally meaning “worship of dogs,” kukur puja is dedicated to honouring our special relationship with dogs, who are adorned in
lorrainethechicken:cargsdoodles:cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told
saykiara: Penny is One Month today! Time is going too quickly. I’ve decided to just call myself “Grandma Kiara” given… All my friends have kids. I literally have a total of TEN kids that are my friends children and I love then all so damn much.
thotwheelz:milkshakemartin:theunknowndimensions: Today in art class our teacher was absent and our substitute was one of the animators for Courage the Cowardly Dog. I would have literally cried. How did she even get the position of being a sub
pleatedminiskirts: ericrohn: yoitscamren0: Okay i literally watch this for 10 minutes Can someone tell me who this is exactly? First post of the day. I guess today’s going to be good. amazing
mishasminions: pettyartist: purpleneenee: julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea Same Fun fact: I only remember how to spell beautiful by saying it like Bruce in my head. HIS
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea
brohemian-fapsody:i am literally the most vain person ever like seriously today i stood and watched myself in the mirror drink some juice bc i wanted to see if i looked hot doing it like who am i
lace-and-cotton:raisedontherightcoast:One time my roommate’s boyfriend tried to break up with her and she literally said “not today, Greg.” And that’s the story of how they’re still together after 3 years.Simply inspiring.
galitsinsangels: Katia & The Twins - Going To Eden (8)Really bad day today, Now facing the loss of literally everything I have. So just not up to doing my blog. Sorry
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