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Your friends always joked that you were more like a girl, that they wouldn’t be surprised if grew your hair long.When your grew your hair long, your friends joked, that they wouldn’t be surprised if your started hanging around with the girls.When
If anthro animals were real, do you think that they’d dye their fur like we dye our hair…That’d take like a really long time?
hypelevi: If someone wants to identify as female, THEY ARE FEMALE. If someone wants to identify as male, THEY ARE MALE. “But you were born as ___ So that-” NONE OF THAT. “You still look like a-” STOP IT.
So, like, if the Rubies had left and Doc didn’t come back to see if “Jasper” needed a ride (and if she could sit in “Jasper’s” lap again), how were the Crystal Gems going to get home? Like, last time they needed Lion as transport and Lion
howtobeafuckinglady: imagine if black women were silent and passive about the shit black men face like imagine if we did as little for them as they do for us lmao like we’d still be slaves tbh this tea is piping hot
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
blasianxbri: tbh, you know it’s real when they grow on you. like, if when you first met them you were lookin’ at ‘em like “yeah, they iight lookin’” but now when you look at ‘em you’re like “holy fucking shit nigga if we weren’t
theyellowbrickroad: what if someone sent you an ask to check out their blog and you were being polite so you went to look at their blog and there were pictures of your family all over like all they posted were pictures of your family what would you do
mothfairy: sharkhugger: Cute baby was stranded and returned to the water :3But not before they got a nice picture snapped!Photo from white shark projects omg omg OMG look at this shark If you were rich you could have just become a little more like
ambulacra: Great Blog!! Im Kim from kimslutstuff4 would you be so kind as to post me on your page, this is the fourth attempt at creating a blog about my sex life. I had almost 300 followers each time they were deleted. If you like my blog please repost
cumdumpster9555: “Thank you SO MUCH for showing me what they look like. I couldn’t concentrate on anything else. Now where were we…?” “Babysitting…” “Oh, yes. You’ve got the babysitting job.” “Thanks, Mr. Thompson… and if you
helioscentrifuge: lolinternets: internetpope: katara: what if boobs were square they would look like legos she’s a brick house go the fuck to sleep
preggogirl: So none of the next batch of girls are pregnant but they were submitted to be by various followers. If it helps imagine making them pregnant ;) Submit what you like links are below xx preggogirl96@gmail.com preggogirl.tumblr.com
ashfuckwin: coeurdlarry: how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach courtney what the fuck
bi-privilege: gay and lesbian monosexuals like to pretend that bisexuals aren’t part of the lgbtqiap+ community. but if that’s true, then why is bismuth, abbreviated BI, so fucking rainbow? monosexuals wish they were this fabulous
the-fault-in-our-emotions: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts This messed me up bad. So what if there is life out there but all they see is dinosaurs and so they dont try to contact us bc they think were still dinosaurs
poetic: is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes
cyberjock: moonlandingwasfaked: cyberjock: imagine if nuts were currency squirrels would be so rich. no i meant like, you go 2 a store and they say ‘that’ll be three nuts’ and you gotta bust three nuts on the spot, its a test of skill and
dakota: saffronia: dakota: Whenever I eat shrimps, I like to look at them and pretend they’re the little shrimps from Shark Tale that Lenny the shark’s father tries to force him to eat. If I were Lenny, I would have no problem to eat the shrimps.
groovybooks: Decided to clean and re-do my bookshelves today. This is a photo from after they were all taken off the shelves. Play a game of I Spy, if you’d like. It’s fun!
shrrrr1mp: bogleech: redfingerfish: petiteelfqueen: ashfuckwin: coeurdlarry: how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming
inteligasm: @cummbunny I think this is a direct relationship. hahaha no!! but if so its because they saw your blog and were like HEY HES WONDERFUL IM STAYING
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
indeedy: I just found out my Father had a whole other family, and that I have 2 half sisters that are black... What a SHOCK!!! Even more shocking was how they were completely down with my cock!!! Follow Me If You Like It Dirty
smoldering-ladies:arnold-ziffel: arnold-ziffel: Nicole Young… blue me away… Better snag these pics if you like them because Tumblr already said they were banned once but I had to try again… SML
highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll never get back”
alphabitches: if u ever feel stupid remember one time when i was like 7 i shoved a button so far up my nose they were about to take me into surgery when i luckily sneezed it out
naughty-aunt: incteddybear: When there making lunch, for her husband at the table. I still try to have fun, with my aunt when I’m able. The ultimate cougar, she would attack me like that. I couldn’t resist her, even if I wanted to. They were
yangxiaolong-the-meddler replied to your post: if i were asked what my ot4 was it wou… i love nep’s expression she’s just like yeah these are my bitches arent they great nepeta’s “pride” :33c
bluegrumps: Daniel O’Connell literally got Fredrick Douglas over to speak to the Irish, and he told his own followers that if the Irish went to America and treated black people like shit then they were not Irish. “It is not in Ireland that you
scottcolephotography: #InkedDoll….here’s the details if you’d like to order a Scott Cole Photography ‘SCP’ T-Shirt. They were designed, for me, by legendary Rock n Roll and Hot Rod artist Vince Ray ( of Vince Ray & The Boneshakers fame)
elenamanetta: I hope they push Dementia’s animal-like abilities if Villainous ever becomes a show. Part of me would love if her movements were almost like Stitch.
orange-plum:ruinedchildhood:They need these at all parties. We had this thing at our school called stoplight day kinda like this. If you were in a relationship you wore a red shirt, it’s complicated was a yellow shirt, and single was a green shirt.
chokechainralf: ashfuckwin: coeurdlarry: how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach courtney what the
thehorniboi: If boys were more delicate like this… I’d let the cum anywhere they wanted
If i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me, i will come back and fucking murder them
arnold-ziffel: She told her what if felt like to have the wet, slippery clay between her hands…… and one thing led to another…They were… inevitable…
brothers-blood:sidnugget: What is gonna happen if skinny jeans go out of style? Go back to boot cut jeans and act like we didn’t think they were disgusting for 6+ years? my greatest fear
girlsuggestion: Never change yourself for other human beings to “like” you. Be your odd, quirky self. Don’t be ashamed of being a virgin or perhaps just being a so called nerd. If someone can’t handle you or accept you for who you are, they were
daily-showerthoughts: When junk food has labels like “0 Trans Fat” or “Gluten Free”, it’s no different than if Betty Crocker advertised that their Brownies are now “Boneless.” They were never there to begin with.
I’m in deep man Have a Blue eyes white ribbon comic~ from what I’m understanding, Serra has a scar (in which I think she got from defending Star when they were kids?) And Star likes to poke it and ‘see if its ok’, in reality I
jen-iii: I’m in deep man Have a Blue eyes white ribbon comic~ from what I’m understanding, Serra has a scar (in which I think she got from defending Star when they were kids?) And Star likes to poke it and ‘see if its ok’, in reality I just think
Does this look like Faith Hill? they were doing a shoot on the strip. Even if it’s not faith she is still hot.
so there weren’t a whole lot of answers in those su eps 🤔🤔 still nice tho[spoilers]I really liked the visuals in the first one, they were so prettyyand even if we knew that story already it was nice to see it illustrated in chronological order,
spectredeflector: If there WERE fairies in space…I think they would look something like this,,,This adorable flower crown was hand crafted by the amazing Ruth Nore! You can get anything from her shop 10% off with the coupon code “Spectre”!
funwithbdsm: I absolutely love two-girl bondage, especially when they are tied together in some sort of predicament like this. If I were doing the tying, though, I would have run each girl’s anal hook rope through the ring of her collar and tied it
broke-bruce-wayne:chaumas-deactivated20230115:tikkunolamorgtfo:I stopped reading DNIs because 90% of the time they were just fucking inscrutable to me. I’d go to somebody’s page and it would be like “DNI if you’re a COSLA apologist,” so then
brothers-blood: sidnugget: What is gonna happen if skinny jeans go out of style? Go back to boot cut jeans and act like we didn’t think they were disgusting for 6+ years? my greatest fear
Okay, people with vaginas. If you get yeast infections… just listen to what I have to say for a lil bit. I used to get yeast infections all the damn time. I mean like… once a month and they were HORRIBLE. So of course I read into what could