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bronyparctears: “how would you heterophobes feel if straight people were like ‘kill all homos’?” They are. Millions of them are. And they’re 100% serious. And a lot of them actually do kill queer people. That is the joke.
thebootydiaries: surejan-jpeg: thebootydiaries: littlefortrump: antisjwdaddydom: thebootydiaries: when he says people in niqabs make him uncomfortable Sorry, but the burkah is something we don’t need If only feminazis were more concerned about
manyblinkinglights: purified-zone: notoriousadd: rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw i had no idea rabbits were capable of anything more than constant heart attacks 24/7 They’ll also wreck your house!
cop-disliker69:Not sure if replier was joking or not but I have seen people say this exact thing before. A 40-year-old dating a 30-year-old and completely serious they’re like “when you were 20 they weren’t even in middle school yet!!”
lehnsherres: if you don’t think charles and erik are a little gay let me please remind you of the time they hassled stan lee because they were tired of fighting each other and just wanted to go on holiday together and argued like an old married couple
slbtumblng: How do Videogames, Movies and Series that came out 30 or 40 years ago can age bad if they keep looking like the first day they were released? I personally think:its not them that got shitter as time passed.its that people got shitter taste
savarend replied to your post “savarend replied to your post “savarend replied to your post “People…” oooh what if neither one knew they were in love in the first place and they come out of the drift one time like OH MY GOD and just look
send me a ship for my sexual headcanons: what was their first kiss like where were they their first time having sex who’s louder who wakes up first who performs/receives oral more often who tries new things more often if they had to choose a third+
disneykin:ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were
stimpatch: artemispanthar just a idea but do you think they kinda look like 1st gen Pearls? a bit, but I’m unsure if that’s meant to be intentional, because of the way they were glitching I think for some of them their hair was just standing up,
(via fapthenightaway) You know I bet that they probably did talk to intelligent people that knew what they were talking about, but sadly there are a whole lot of people like this. I mean if you are going to fight for a cause that you believe in it would
zombiekookie: w3areinfinite: If this were humans I’d be like “meh, they’ll get over it”, but it’s fucking dogs. LOOK HOW SAD THEY ARE. Le cry. Fucking love this movie!!
acquaint: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it
Send me a ship for my sexual headcanons: what was their first kiss like where were they their first time having sex who’s louder who wakes up first who performs/receives oral more often who tries new things more often if they had to choose a third+
ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting
attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold
aobubblegum: I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED WHENEVER THEY PLAYED RHYME LIKE MAYBE THEIR BODIES WERE PHYSICALLY TRANSFERRED INTO THE RHYME GAME OR SOMETHINGBUT NO THEY JUST FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND AND GO COMATOSE. IS THIS A NORMAL THING IN THE
khazix: if a celebrity dies and all you see are positive remembrance posts when they were a known abuser or a pedophile, you’re not going to sit back and let that celebrity not be held accountable for their actions. like it’s cool that they had a
fishingboatproceeds: sunnysunflowers: I freakin’ love Powell’s even more because they do this thing where if you were about to get a used book but its out…. they swap you a brand new book to read… to which I was like, COOL. I was going to get
pika-brew: pika-brew: My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop
thewriters-blog: If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went
pizzaismylifepizzaisking: bittbybitt: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts Omfg what if you landed ok a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come
andsuddenlycoffee: excalilbur: acquaint: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d
thegeniusthatistumblr: attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then
disneykin: ppl who think that saying “i love you” to someone a lot makes it lose its meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were
devioussmile813:At first they were just having sex. After a while she started to talk about when they “made love”. Now she is asking him to move in with us. I feel like this is going too far, but if I ask her to choose I’m not sure she would choose
bigbrotheruchiha: misces: 100 Years of Beauty. When you reblog this even if most of the women are the same age they all looked like they were aging accept a particular 3 I thought that was cool
albinovampire: I love how in the dance version of very good they were probably told to dance however the fuck they want in this part but if you look closely in the back Jaehyo is just running around that pillar like an idiot the entire time
firesuperstar:I had this dream that for some reason Mcdonalds was giving out Gorillaz toys to celebrate the new album and they would say things if u pressed a button like any good Mcdonalds toy and they were all nice except the Murdoc one said something
stupidnekonailart: Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep nails although i’m not too happy about how they turned out…i figured i’d still post them since i put so much work into them. if you like the polish colors used they were from the brand LeChat
meladoodle: if you think ‘rawr’ actually means i love you in dinosaur you’re dumb cause in jurassic park they said that all the time and it didn’t look like they were about to give any fuckin cuddles
jamesfrancoco: David Yates: You know, they’re like brother and sister. They were both very nervous. Emma’s very smart, she decided if she was going to avoid 27 takes, she’s going to get it right the first time. And we’re about to roll and I just
popculturehypnotizedmycat: The subjects in Jennifer Greenburg’s photos not only dress like it’s the 1950s, they also drive cars and decorate their houses as if Eisenhower were still in office. They’re part of the Rockabilly community, which Greenburg
squirtgirl: #Squirtgirl #POV When I left the plane’s bathroom after masturbating with my glass dildo, there were 6 people waiting in line. They all looked at me like if they knew what I had done, lol Love being naughty!
captain-brownie: lumos5000: captain-brownie: always date a tumblr boy because if you choose them right they’re already well educated on periods and other feminine things and they know how to deal with our fandom addictions and are probably fandom
sthlmsinners: dante1255: sthlmsinners: “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard” ❤️ I really like this couple! Zoom in on her tits…are they not perfectly gorgeous?! 😎 Thank you! and yes,they absolutely are!/him.
