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Rough sex can sometimes get too rough. If you’re a top, understanding how much aggression your partner is ok with is important. Not everyone wants to wake up the next morning looking like they were fighting more than they were fucking. Talk to your
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When you were a schoolboy and so confident in what you thought what was, and what wasn’t sexy, that you thought the desires of the girls were a joke. That if they allowed themselves to look a women like boys do, then they would all become lesbians.So
slimetony: itwashotwestayedinthewater: slimetony: I totally get that there would be a “racist old white guys who like guns” side of tumblr but if you had told me they were THIS old I would think you were fucking delusional how old are they
signfelledbaselyne: signfelledbaselyne: If our love ain’t like this it isn’t love I just realized they were trying to make a heart shape and not make it look like they were bumping asses
redheadlandmermaid: I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like they can say they were
Like i think because I did so much reading about Samurai that I don’t have that glorious mentality of them. they were more or less brainwashed. like they were elitists who were sposed to demo themselves if they displeased an ever bigger asshole,
#if only my hair were this luscious CAN WE GIVE YOU EXTENSIONS OR TRY TO SPEAK TO YOUR HAIR LIKE THEY USED TO SUGGEST WITH PLANTS TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE IT ABLE TO DO THIS? Because unf.
31-rabbits: aliensnipe: What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making
emospritelet: 31-rabbits: aliensnipe: What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were
I don’t understand when people are like “omg they’re so much hotter now that they’ve gone through puberty” like of course they are I would be really worried if you thought they were hot at twelve and under
thesassygandalf:I know in jailbreak they had this moment bc they were scared that they were separated, but like.. what if they just did that every time they saw each other
kalany: zelamish: lotstone: aliensnipe: What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they
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dripping-with-melanin: surra-de-bunda: Eternal Mood They all were soooo bothered that she actually fessed up and was like “yeah i said i dont like you guys…no i dont care if you guys like me, thats not what im here for” ooooo they had like a
wish they were real they look stunning bulging out like this mmmmm,them buttons would burst open if her tits were like this fantasy picture,xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
rubbermack66: wish they were real they look stunning bulging out like this mmmmm,them buttons would burst open if her tits were like this fantasy picture,xxxxxxxxxxxxx. can look at tits like this all the time mmmmmm,love them oversized,xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
rocknrollwitches: It’s an American slang term from like the be-bop era, like the late 40s, early 50s. If you put an L and 7 together, it’s a square, so if you were a square they’d say you were really L7.
If I were skinny they would like me
were–ralph:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put them
cryptotheism:gunsandfireandshit:cryptotheism:If goblins were real they would be a pest like small monkeys. Like they would be a huge problem in rural America because they would keep raiding farms and eating everyone’s barley. If goblins were real
If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.
lockmycocknz: nuttsac: 26 more days (: I quite like the look of the holy trainer. Especually how it creates a very natural looking bulge. If they were available in stainless I would buy one without hesitation.
prfct4us: Oh lord! Like my ass is not big enough already. This guy though pinching and distorting the image to make my assets larger was a good idea lol. Stop taking my pictures and using them as if they were your own. Rude! Oh and your digital skills?
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: monsoonmo0n: What children’s drawings would look like if they were painted realistically there’s a supernatural episode about this that is pure warning against it
legalmexican: implodingvagina: legalmexican: Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am
legalmexican:implodingvagina: legalmexican: Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they
injuries-in-dust:Artist Justin Bryant created a series of posters of what board games would look like if they were given gritty movie adaptations.Check out his instagram for more.
mysexploring: Janet and Michelle really liked this set up, they were glad that fate had forced them to share an apartment. They were a great team hook men, even multiple men at once. And they would fuck one at a time, even if they had others waiting,
lanasdaily: Poets like Ginsberg tell stories using words as if they were paint, combining them to create extraordinary paintings. That’s why, when I sensed the possibility of obtaining a similar result through this career, I devoted my body and soul
one thing of note though, you can’t exactly headcanon humanstucks with the same abilities as if they were still trolls so like while i imagine Nepeta canonically running through the wild and jumping on the backs of beasts dozens of times her size
fatguyinahawaiianshirt: Deviantart user MichaelthePure shows us what The Doctor would look like if they were drawn by Tim Burton!
nicki718: isthequestiontheanswer: I don’t care if they were expensive, young lady. I like when you rip them off!
adelembe: “That’s reaching out to who I used to be when I was younger. And I’m curious to know if our 7-year-old selves, if they met us when we were adults, and we were like, ‘Well this is what we ended up doing,’ if we’d be satisfied. I
holmes-duck: broken-ice: geometricdeathtrap: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window This really makes
ikaythegod: This plant right here is God’s gift to mankind, I treasure this plant so much. What I do is, I peal off the skin off the plant and then cut up the gel like fruit layer in small squares and then put them in a bottle as if they were pills
meladoodle: prosecutorblackquill: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick
sluttyoliveoil: imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you
sandiegofuntimes: Wow I remember this vid from like 12 years ago, they were an original amateur viral video set… heard a rumor though they were murdered by someone… anyone know if that’s true???
presumably-ukrainian: aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they
amaranthdesires:What if someone just grab my neck gently and pin me against the wall.. making me grab and lift my top up so they can play with my nipples and slap my tiny tits til i’m crying wet mess for them As if will i ever stop being to shy
If someone were in a relationship with me they probably wouldn’t get more than a cake or dinner on their birthday. But over the year they would get 87 or so other gifts I would have ordered to them because they mentioned the liked it or wanted it
did-you-kno: Artist Frederico Babina uses architecture to explain different mental illnesses. In a project called Archiatric, Babina imagines what 16 psychiatric conditions might look like if they were similar structures in various states of repair.
I got into one of those HELLA rare overwatch games where like, everyone was chill and nice on both teams. Like, were defending on kings row and I’m playing junkrat (of course) and were holding them at that first choke point after they capture the
allthelonelyplaces:People like me didn’t feature in the stories I was told growing up. Felt as if I didn’t exist. Even if there were characters like me, they were Hall of Mirrors distortions that made me feel like I didn’t want to exist. I had a
Front 242 - Modern Angel . I always kinda thought this is what KMFDM would sound like if they were 20% more awesome.
fullmetalpikmin:Mal likes asking OLDIES if they were around during the Punk Rock scene in the 80s. you talk too much poner, stop
