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weaver-z: The Sith would be way funnier if they were Opposite Jedi but like… REALLY and LITERALLY the exact opposite of the Jedi. Not only is sex allowed, celibacy is BANNED. Jedi can’t use the force for personal reasons? Sith use the force to make
fatguyinahawaiianshirt: Deviantart user MichaelthePure shows us what The Doctor would look like if they were drawn by Tim Burton!
ijustwanttodrawthembeingsexy: People saying Steven was creepy, or even has a kink to see them turn into “a giant woman”. 1. He’s like 11 years old. 2. If you found out that people you’ve known your whole life can form Voltron, WOULDN’T YOU
porcubird: kangaya: okay so between this episode and so many birthdays i think we have ample reasoning to be absolutely piss terrified of indirect kiss It’s like man if these were episodes where the tragic stuff wasn’t even mentioned in the summary
“Steven should’ve gone with Lapis!”“Why didn’t Steven go with Lapis?”“If I were Steven, I’d have gone with Lapis!” I feel like you guys need to rewatch those Stranger Danger PSAs
kilifish: artemispanthar replied to your post: any of the gems very awkwardly trying … YES. This is my absolute favorite thing. Like, yea yea, magical adventure is all well and good BUT what if they were at a grocery store? Buying groceries?? omg
I know I’m in the extreme minority here but I actually think Cats looks fine? I mean, it looks odd but it’s Cats, it was always gonna look a little odd! The play has always looked odd (we’re just used to it now)! It’s real life
the-mishta-nerada: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” Dean would fucking kill me
stixenthevixen: I honestly have so much respect for Chris Pine. After Zachary Quinto came out, everyone started fussing about it and asking if they were dating. And I feel like it could’ve been really easy for Chris to do what a lot of other straight
kero-kai: Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 10 Episode 8Glitter doesn’t really speak to me, so I just did what I felt like doing and tried depicting them as if they were emerging from an unknown shadow or presence.
meladoodle: prosecutorblackquill: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick
breathless-sound: monstrousityy: moonstresss: Okay so has anyone seen these beautiful portrayals of disney princesses if they were real? Ariel is my favorite :’) The artist is Jirka Väätäinen and like these are amazing I have been waiting for
activatedtower: electoralcollege: ravenclaw-rebel3390: mapsontheweb: What 50 states might look like if they were redrawn today based on economic connections. What’s that big empty space? Desert and forests, mostly. Not many cities in that area.
ayumichi-me: I wonder what would it be like if they were childhood friends That would be nice (for me). xD I only used colored pencils xP
legalmexican: implodingvagina: legalmexican: Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am You mean kelpies?
jigaix: Hipster trash trio wearing things that actually make a lot of sense. This is what I picture them to look like if they were the leading cast in a parody version of ‘Mean girls’ called ‘Mean boys’.
apparently i’m not allowed to be pissed off without getting yelled at, be upset without being told i have nothing to be sad about, or be happy without being told to shut up. this just in: my parents want a brick as a child.
exo are gonna be in new york and i can’t for the like of me being myself to be excited
xyonce: i’d like to thing if they were in high school kai would ask jinora to tutor him in calculus as a way of asking her out bc shes so smart and pretty and everything and she makes him nervous (▰˘◡˘▰)
whipporwhill: kanyewesticle: what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each
instinctsbad: #the world would be a better place if more people were like steve rogers
casfucker: plaidbakerstreetcaptain: barrel–rider: (x) that pig looks so content If Jensen were holding you like that you’d be content, too. Jensen looks so uncomfortable
koumatsuoka: my favorite thing is when someone goes “IF WE WERE IN THIS SHOW, THESE TWO CHARACTERS WOULD BE US” like man that’s the best
necrophilofthefuture: if I were famous id tweet at random ass nobodies all the time saying shit like “PLEASE FOLLOW ME” just to fuck with the system
raptorific: If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim.
hellblazerdean: Some highlights of 11x04: you didn’t need to watch any of Supernatural like ANY of it to appreciate this episode but if you were a fan of s1-s5 and drifted away from the show, this episode is one that you would enjoy immensely, imo matt
tarajis: “What Disney Princesses would look like if they were real” - by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen
prettymuchjustsomestuff: zaynsxo: + Honestly I’d probably lick his chest tattoos if they were exposed like that and I met him. There’s a jail cell waiting for me out there
grawly: kootiepie: saki-hyuuga: gangbanglerfish: WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!???? did some of you guys really think they were older than 18 what the FUCK
red–stiletto: Performance anxiety? Would love to be put on display like this! Would be even hotter if they were all clothed!
alifewithin:2sluttygirlfriend: How was she going to explain if they were caught? She wasn’t even sure she could. One moment she was meeting her man’s boss the next moment she was in the next room bent over like some cheap whore. God did it felt
wavse: ikaythegod: This plant right here is God’s gift to mankind, I treasure this plant so much. What I do is, I peal off the skin off the plant and then cut up the gel like fruit layer in small squares and then put them in a bottle as if they were
semi-str8-mexxxican: I’d watch the Olympics more if they were more like this😏
How many of you remember “Riverdance” from about 8-10 years ago? I could see why someone else might if they were into Irish dancing or just dance in general. I was neither of those. Having all the female dancers dress like this is the only
teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
pixelkitties: I don’t know about you scruffy nerfherders but I am SO PUMPED for this weekend! Seriously, It’s like Christmas and Jewish Christmas and Birthday Christmas all rolled into one…if they were a movie!Seriously, you guys, Sisters starring
infectedwithnyanites:Americans are kept deliberately in the dark about how uniquely terrible their private for-profit healthcare system is compared to international socialized alternatives if they were made more aware that things didn’t have to be like
miggylol:intp-with-some-friends: one-time-i-dreamt: My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had
xeppeli: breast-centric-hostiliies: xeppeli: man i love food That sounds like something a robot or a symbiotic plant drone would say… if they were trying to maintain their cover that is… i’m actually a lizard and all i can think about is nutrients
intp-with-some-friends: one-time-i-dreamt: My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had the bones
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googlebus: meladoodle: prosecutorblackquill: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick I’m gonna fuck nemo
lokii-d: fatguyinahawaiianshirt: Deviantart user MichaelthePure shows us what The Doctor would look like if they were drawn by Tim Burton! oh my god
legalmexican: implodingvagina: legalmexican: Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am
marciellesmusings: lufttsu: Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [28/50] Can you imagine what it must have been like growing up for George and Fred. Notice how I said George and Fred because we always call them ‘Fred and George’ as if they were one
jesshansford85: kantkook: Ladies, have NSFW selfies you’d like to submit and share with my followers on Tumblr? Submit it here: http://kantkook.tumblr.com/submit Yes please if they were’nt all boys ;)
badger-actual: bigredm38: badger-actual: drinkyourjuicerodriguez: sigurdjarlson: Okay so some Deathclaws can mimic speech like a parrot does? Do you know how terrifying that could be if they were intelligent enough to use that as a hunting technique?
shyowl: skeletons-of-trees: nirvanic-dreamer: bloodredtapestry: I love it when trees entwine like this, as if they were lovers in a past life. ⁎⋆☾☥•｡.:☀☼☀:.｡•☥☽⋆⁎ ✨indie/spiritual blog✨ +
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars If they were I’d never be here ever
monsoonmo0n: What children’s drawings would look like if they were painted realistically
With her legs parted, Kaitlyn asked Mr. Crude, “Do you like my schoolgirl panties and bra?”He looked a moment and then answered, “I’d prefer them if they were slutty schoolgirl panties and bra.”“What does that mean?” she asked.“You know…
Sometimes, I feel like I am the only one. Maybe I will be forgotten, but how can one be forgotten if they were never heard? Someday, the things you will hear, you will see too.
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