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chirenon: Another Phalliminate success story!When they first got together, Mick and his boyfriend Kris were roughly the same size. Although they fell in love, they would frequently get into arguments and Mick felt like it was only fair if they could
theosden: If I’d known what Kingsland Road looked like naked, I might have given them a vote or two when they were on telly.Mind you, if they’d won, I doubt I’d have seen them naked, so…
hunkville: “Hey, we’re like soldiers. Would you go to the Roman army and ask them if they thought they were going to win the battle? If I didn’t think we could win, I wouldn’t be here. I’d stay home.” ~Ken Simonton
herdys: Why do people hate other people? Why do they treat them differently? Why do they want to step on the weak? There must be people who aren’t like that. Where are all those people? I thought if there were just one person like that, it would
jongene: sekaivevo: robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THAN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A
somberillusorysoda:Ever wonder what would happen if a preppy nerdboy Otabek (Nerdtabek?) got together with a crunchy hipster Yurio? And like they were trying to keep it on the DL because they didn’t run in the same circles, but they couldn’t stay
thesanityclause: blackphoenixalchemylab: 31-rabbits: aliensnipe: What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s
siberianhuskyandco: She thought about how it was so simple with animals. They gave their hearts without question or fear. They had no expectations. They were so easy to love. If people could only be like that, no one would ever be hurt, she thought.
bottled-fire:felweed:companies dont care what your intent was when you bought their things, like they dont care if you were being ironic or bought it to burn it. you gave them money, that’s all they care about, and now they have more money to do things.@
beech27: ruminantmonk: beech27: saevite-adversus:What you wouldn’t give for one more day where it was lipstick smeared across your lips, likeyou had always dreamed. If only things were like they were in Movers… If only the good guys always triumphed.
bastardfact:cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put
lush-retina: zinyea: redheadlandmermaid: I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like
I wonder if the Steven Universe facebook page is still going to do that “imagine what Sugilite will look like” thing they were planning (like they did with Opal in “Giant Woman”) now that its aired in other countries and a lot
gameboydemakes: Singled out assets of all the characters used in the Animal Crossing demake, along with bait/lure assets that were just nice bonuses I felt like doing =]. (Also if you were wondering who the extra villagers I made myself were, they
sccout: okay so, i feel like i lot of cis ppl somehow don’t get this but.if you know that someone is trans/non-binary, even if you call them the pronouns they want to be called when you’re around them, calling them by the gender they were assigned
zinyea: redheadlandmermaid: I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like they can say
Dear Men Writers
pussy-money-weeze: usernamegameon100: maybe-itdoesntmatterr: thatpettyblackgirl: That’s fucking crazy Isn’t that just a ticket? They most likely thought he couldn’t afford his car and were hoping if they took him in, they could catch him
beech27:ruminantmonk: beech27: saevite-adversus:What you wouldn’t give for one more day where it was lipstick smeared across your lips, likeyou had always dreamed. If only things were like they were in Movers… If only the good guys always triumphed.
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone
I wanted to go home this weekend to see the fam but my parents made me feel like they couldn’t care less if I came. They were just kind of like “godddd do you have to come now we’re kind of busy we don’t have space or time.”
Where the hell were the chicks like these when I was in high school? If anywhere probably New York, LA, or SF. I grew up in a rural midwest farming community and if someone looking like her moved in there they probably would have burned her at the
lovesburden: IF YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT COULD BE SO BAD ABOUT THE 50 SHADES FRANCHISE BLOWING UP THIS IT IT!!!!!! HE ADMITTED TO ASSAULTING HER BUT CLAIMED IT WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE JUST DOING IT LIKE 50 SHADES. IF YOU DONT THINK ITS LEAVING THE WRONG
embarrassedboys: He could hear voices… coming closer… too far away to make out what they were saying or who they belonged to, but still he knew that if he could hear them, there was a very real possibility they would discover him like this…
zinyea: redheadlandmermaid:I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like they can say
nativepeopleproblems: suprchnk: cops are such babies They’re protesting because they don’t like being forced to face the consequences. If they really were “good cops” they wouldn’t feel insecure when black people refuse to tolerate their
zamaron:it’s weird how people will try and talk about transess in regards to people like Marsha and be like “oh well they called themselves gay so they were just gay men” when like…if you knew anything about that era and how transness was navigated
troyesivan: robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOU’RE WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THEN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A CERTAIN
shiraae: robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THEN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT
robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOU’RE WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THEN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF
ovari3s: Isn’t it so weird /sad that for cis ppl they’re like ‘omg I’m 22 my whole life is over D:’ but for trans women were So beyond immensely lucky if we get to transition in our 20’s at all and were like constantly blossoming and growing
evermeet: I wonder how FLCL would be like if it there were more than 6 episodes. I feel like if they ever continued the series, I’d be sorely disappointed.
derekfuego: If “Game of Thrones” characters were on “The Jeremy Kyle Show” They don’t have daytime TV in Westeros. But if they did it would probably look a lot like this.
roachpatrol: can you imagine if manga series were as hard to follow as american superhero comics? like if they got rebooted and reinterpreted as often. some girl would be like ‘oh yeah i loved the run where naruto was a sweet teenage boy’ and some
priestmahad:i don’t think i could date an actor because like if they got a role that required them to be super intimate with another person every time they got home i would just stare at them like“you were acting a lil TOO well today…..”
inconsistentblogger: At the very beginning of the first Young Avengers series the writers were so worried about revealing that Billy and Teddy were a gay couple and it was like they were just barely cracking open the closet door to see if it was safe
ohwow-fuck-you: i think it’s fucking adorable when someone falls asleep on you because it’s like they wanted to talk to you enough that they didn’t say bye but they were so tired that they fell asleep and if you don’t think that’s cute well
zinyea:redheadlandmermaid:I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like they can say they
michaelgclifford: lsiten if u didnt like 5sos summer 2013 u fuckin msised out on the goddamn glory days they were wild and they were free and nobody knew what was happening but shit went down 24/7 and it was beautiful [heartbreak girl begins playing]
kissdogs: if your name was dogs you could write “dogs” on the top of your papers and it owuld look like dogs were in school with people and doing pretty good. anyone who talked about you would sound like they were using messed up grammar to be
thestorybehindthepic: First, they got high on marijuana. Then they realised that it’s shouldn’t be called “69”, as it looks nothing like that when both are lying. Another bong hit and they were busy tring if they could actually do a real 69.
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