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“just like when we were boys” They still like to ‘F8′ one another.Might upload a bigger version on Patreon if i feel like it.

And you learned what their plans were when next day evening them phoned your wife and told her they would like to meet her again, but only if it was possible to meet her alone. They said it might be possible to include you at a later time, but only after

the-unpopular-opinions: Arizona is trying to ban services to gay and lesbian couples simply because they’re homosexualcorrect me if im wrong,but isn’t that kind of like when america banned services to black people simply because they were black?

popculturehypnotizedmycat: The subjects in Jennifer Greenburg’s photos not only dress like it’s the 1950s, they also drive cars and decorate their houses as if Eisenhower were still in office. They’re part of the Rockabilly community, which Greenburg

tricias-captions: They were trained to stand like this every evening and await my selection. I often wondered if they hoped or dreaded being picked to warm an old woman’s bed. Too bad I’d trained them to never speak in my presence.

girthalgar: It looks like the “medicine” is kicking in. Shall We retire to the bedroom for some fun you won’t remember, little girl? How much fun can it really be if they don’t remember how used and abused they were?

just-side-rube: I always feel like people dont give the Brutes (or Jiralhanae if youre a stupid nerd) the attention they deserve, they were a cool enemy honestly, with awesome designs

attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold

i just spent like an hour defining the myers-briggs types of my characters so if you were ever wondering what they were matias is esfp anders is infj and taina is intj

x-deer-teeth-x: tornsymbiote: x-deer-teeth-x: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something

x-deer-teeth-x: tornsymbiote: x-deer-teeth-x: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something

inneskeeper:cryptotheism:Yes light pollution is a real problem but I also want to bring up the fact that if you were outside at night in ancient Roman times you would just die. Like monsters (Boar, wolves) were real and they would just murder the fuck

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

dragonmaw: terribullshit: artisticdamage: I was kinda made to mature too fast… Like shit everyone is barely getting, i got it years ago. Like dirty shit, and shit about the world. Like if you were to ask a different highschool kid why they think

bogleech:I wasn’t a “fan” of Reboot but I did watch and at least like it as a kid and if you were a true fan excited to hear they were making something new I am so, so sorry. I am so sorry. I don’t even know how to prepare you for how godawful

blackgirlsreverything: puffsaddy:me.LOL…this kills me about men…half of y'all feet look like they were ran over by a bulldozer..especially if y’all are/were athletes..majority of y'all won’t even take your socks off but have such high standards

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

x-deer-teeth-x: tornsymbiote: x-deer-teeth-x: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something

reverendmaynard: what if boners were really really rare like imagine some dude gets one in class and hes like “i think i got it I GOT THE BONER” and everyones like “OH MY GOD JASON’S GOT A BONER” and they take out their cameras and take photos

shubbabang: What if trolls had like a way to show people that they were getting angry like how a cat swishes its tail when it’s getting mad or like a rattle snake does the tail thing

yassui: sometimes I sit and wonder what it would have been like if those 5 were in different positions when they were turned to stone for months.

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

officialgrace1d: Wouldn’t it be awkward if you were the daughter/son of a Greek god/goddess and you were at a museum and you saw the statues of them and they’re all naked and you’re just sitting there like “yep. That’s my parent”

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

jockjizz: They were yours when you arrived at the gym that day. He strolled over to where you were working out and said he liked them and asked if he could try them on for the rest of his work out. He slipped his sweaty bare feet into them as you slipped

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

icedmalik: reverendmaynard: what if boners were really really rare like imagine some dude gets one in class and hes like “i think i got it I GOT THE BONER” and everyones like “OH MY GOD JASON’S GOT A BONER” and they take out their cameras

fallingtowers:i love words like “acquire” and “acquit” etc… it’s such a treat to see c and q together like that. they’re such an odd couple. it’s like if you were in high school¹ and one day you saw the blonde overachiever valedictorian²

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

whitelucio: moonlandingwasfaked: whitelucio: why would tumblr give u the option to put ads on ur blog if they arent paying u??? lol they said they were gonna pay us like four years ago pay up tumblr and get rid of them nazi blogs while ur at it

inneskeeper:cryptotheism:Yes light pollution is a real problem but I also want to bring up the fact that if you were outside at night in ancient Roman times you would just die. Like monsters (Boar, wolves) were real and they would just murder the fuck

enoughtohold: i love when buy-more-and-save deals get into ridiculous territory. like i was just at a checker’s where a crispy fish sandwich was ū.59, but two crispy fish sandwiches were a total of ū. if you were already buying a fish sandwich, they

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

shelivesfortheache: They were starting to get a little too comfortable for His liking. …if they’re not pretty and sore they’re useless.💜🐄💜

dunbarshood: do you realise how hard it would be to have a werewolf boyfriend like if you were on your period they would just be so confused like “I smell blood omg R U OK?!?” like liSTEN HoE i dIDnT aSk 4 U tO pOinT iT oUt tHx

johnegbertfromtv: x-deer-teeth-x: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the

littleboyriley: zinyea:redheadlandmermaid:I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone

lush-retina: zinyea: redheadlandmermaid: I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like

x-deer-teeth-x: tornsymbiote: x-deer-teeth-x: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

lesbianjuliet: dear young lesbians, if you don’t kiss a girl until you’re 17, 19, 23, that’s okay. even if your friends have been kissing boys since they were 12, it’s okay. even if you feel lonely or like there’s something wrong with you because

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

tornsymbiote: x-deer-teeth-x: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street

mollyscribbles:x-deer-teeth-x: tornsymbiote: x-deer-teeth-x: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have

x-deer-teeth-x:tornsymbiote: x-deer-teeth-x:do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something

schmergo: schmergo: Some say that the Greeks coined the term ‘barbarian’ because foreigners who didn’t speak Greek sounded like they were saying ‘bar bar bar.’ Theory: what if the first ‘barbarians’ that the Greeks happened upon were simply

lesbianjuliet: dear young lesbians, if you don’t kiss a girl until you’re 17, 19, 23, that’s okay. even if your friends have been kissing boys since they were 12, it’s okay. even if you feel lonely or like there’s something wrong with you because

vvebkinz: why do old people act like if they had smart phones when they were teenagers they wouldn’t be using them just as much as we do

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they

notoriouslye: Look, fuck the person who hurt you. Fuck them for making you feel like you’re worth less than you are. They must not‘ve known who you were anyway because if they did, there’s no chance in hell they’d risk losing you. And I know

junjouprince: what if rin was insecure about his sharp teeth when he was a little younger like maybe when he was in australia while his teeth were transforming to true shark form… i was just thinking about it because rei noticed they were sharp in

breakfastbooty: I finished reading whatever Maria-sama manga chapters were on the internet and I gotta say, I think I liked it more than the anime, if that was possible (they were REALLY similar which makes sense)

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