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fuckyoujean: So I was on Facebook and I was just scrolling down. Then, I saw this picture. My friend said this picture happened on Christmas Eve. Kids thought it was funny to place Christmas firecracker in his mouth. </3 I just died inside. Poor
forever: never forget the time harry styles held up a poster that said “DTF” because he thought it meant Dedicated To Fans
dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
damorgue: “I know who you are,” Gaga said to me. I imagined this conversation a million times and never thought it would start with that. My name is Daniel, but all of my friends call me Da. I became a Little Monster when I saw Gaga kill her boyfriend
cheating-on-mywife: My friend’s chick is such a freak. She said she brought home this leash and collar but he thought it was for the dog. Maybe he meant you, whore.
dxrekhxle:once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
I should have said something way earlier. I can see you’re trying and I really appreciate it… I hope things work out. See how far we’ve come?
black-nata: “I mean, I was just telling the truth, you know. I asked Clark Gregg where a nice place to eat was and he said Chili’s and I went to Chili’s and I thought it was just this one restaurant. I didn’t realize there were ten thousand
callmeawhore247-deactivated2021:83bondage:Wait I thought it was just going to be you…omg you said there are 25 more men waiting for a turn…..yes sir I’ll shut up and do what I’m told..
amaloli: amaloli: theres this girl at my school with a rainbow pin that says ALLY i thought it meant like a straight ally so one time i told her i liked her pin and straight allies are cool and she looked straight at me and said my name is ally and
queenciityconfidential: przybyla: queenciityconfidential: The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious I thought this said living
brandonwade: astrobit: if slugs were fast it would be very scary i thought this said slut
breedingvids: newyorkboy807: I thought it was weird when my Physics professor said He wanted to see my dorm room to see what my study environment was. Once He got in there and pinned me on the bed I realized what was really going on. Best study session
howthotfull: westcoast-sunrunner: radicalbehavior: hellaradbb: No but this is a perfect representation of how white people are always represented in everything, so when they aren’t they get upset and childish. Smh I thought they said “it’s
this entire year, I never once said to myself “I want to go home” or “I dont know where home was” because you felt like it.
borinquense: dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ HAHAHA
towongfoo: dullwhitegirl: Hey it’s me from NYE Man i thought this said NYC and i was like excuse me
kxngtrvy:When bae thought she said some cute shit but it lowkey made you mad
1143goodz: bro i thought you said your girl doesn’t like it up the ass
women-weaken-legs: “I’m so glad you’re home honey. Can you please untie me. Jerome came over for the day and he thought it would be funny if you found me like this. He said he wanted to leave you a reminder of who was in charge now. What’s
Do it because they said you couldn't
hrmmnn so last night i felt seriously awful, both emotionally and physically…. for those who don’t know what happened, basically someone sent me a dead Nepeta joke and i said to stop and then people thought it would be funny to send me EVEN
bigsistersbest: “You asked your SISTER to film us?!! ” “Yeah, you said you thought it would be FUN.” “Yeah … to make a SEX TAPE … but, YOUR SISTER?!! ” “She’s studying film in school.” - FUCK -
1143goodz: bro i thought you said your girl doesn't like it up the ass
i-incest-us: latest-incest: Mom strictly said, no cuming in her mouth. But instincts…. Mom reminds me of my sister so much I thought it was her
boys-and-suicide: I actually did this once and they said “please, hold.” Long story short I attempted right after I heard them tell me that cause they thought it was a prank.
thepornsupremacy: dicksinmouths: Ha ha, I thought you said you were a big girl… Hey, it’s “big girls don’t cry,” not “big girls don’t gag violently”
itskkiss: You gave the naked photos of your wife to your best mate and asked him what he thought….. he said he couldn’t wait to jerk off to them….. and that’s when you told him that if he were to cum on them and make a video of it…… then
face4wife2sit: She thought it will take longer, but after only ten lashes with the cat-o-nine-tails, he said OK.
cartoonsandincest: My girlfriend said she had a surprise for me tonight. I never thought it would be my own sister. I have no idea how my girlfriend knew I always wanted to fuck my sister but I’m so happy she did. Within just minutes of fucking my
cheating-on-mywife:My friend’s chick is such a freak. She said she brought home this leash and collar but he thought it was for the dog. Maybe he meant you, whore.
bellefleu-r: speechless-dreamers: bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing
eternal-fractal:eternal-fractal: tenya:girl help in order to obtain the exact content i want i must create it myself Groudon telling kyogre why they’re raising land above the sea Thought this said continent
bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged
sonic-mockingjay-horcruxes: arianagrandillin: foodchewer: i put the hot in photo I thought this said “I put the hot in potato” we have all been on tumblr for too long I really read it as “I put the hot in potato” ….
trufflebootybuttercream: tsunamiwavesurfing: kxngtrvy: When bae thought she said some cute shit but it lowkey made you mad “bring that lil dick over here lemme love you” ^^^^screaming
dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ I also used to get homo and hobo confused
The NaturalYou want out? But I thought you said the fun was that I’d only let you out when *I* want to release you?I’m still getting comfortable with it all. You’ve only been in chastity for two weeks.
When a sub asks to be denied for six weeks and edge ten times a day, you just gotta be supportive and say yes before they think about what they just said 🥰🥰🥰🥰
rape-culture: When his neighbour’s wife asked him if he had an aspirin he could spare, he thought it was his lucky day. “Sure, anything for a neighbour.” he said, as he handed her a rape drug instead. “You won’t feel anything after you take
psilanthropism: I was born with a birthmark near the center of my forehead. My parents always said I was blessed, but I grew to hate having that mark. Everyone thought it was a bindi, and I wanting nothing more than to assimilate to American culture.
cookingmamas: i thought this said forever but it actually says broken and now i have a broken wrist
agentlightninghunter said: Woah thats cool senpai!!.. ( i call u senpai cause u know i have a big art appreciation to ya!!…) I am just a big mushy pile of love right now, thank you so much (I also read the ask wrong the first time lol, I thought it
universequartz: universequartz: universequartz: im gonna watch The Answer again to try and make myself feel better just a thought: sapphire was supposed to “die” (her physical form, at least) but she is saved through ruby’s gayness. it is literally
sad-babygirl: persequimur: lomaskett: bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny
gottabreedthemall: He said he was going to pull out, but… she felt relieved as his semen splashed into her open cervix. This wasn’t nearly as bad as she thought it would be.
hush-princess: Daddy got me a new skirt and pretty white socks and he used the pretty pink rope to tie me up yesterday!! ❤ daddy said the ropes kept slipping but I thought it was awesome :)
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badgengar said: I like to think they killed and skinned a Sylveon to get those bows <3 Ahahahah, that’s what i was thinking too! (Since the ribbons are kind of like… not affected by gravity; moving as no ribbons should! :P) I thought it
