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meldrawsthings: Basically I suddenly woke up at 3:30 am said ‘Oinkawa’ out loud and I guess I thought it was really funny because I apparently chuckled and laughed really hard until 4:25 am, according to my parents anyway.
shyguynxtdoor: I thought it was funny when Mom tried to “ground me” and said that she was in control. I had a great time showing her exactly what “in control” really means. After the first lesson, i think she liked me being in control, too.
cheatsheet: On last week’s Saturday Night Live, Miley Cyrus did an impression of Michele Bachmann twerking with House Speaker John Boehner. Afterwards, Congresswoman Bachmann said that her office received calls from people who thought it was actually
optimuslump: Random thought: caboose said he had 17 sisters and no brothers That’s a ridiculous amount of sisters But what if he was talking about nuns What if caboose grew up in a orphanage run by nuns It would explain his obsession with Church
pochamarama: “For a moment when you said ‘yessir’ I thought it was some kind of kink lol”I’m DONE goodbye
harvestown: fat-mabari: buzzfeed: weirdbuzzfeed: Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny. “We would like to
simmer-until: dumbandpretty: Sadly, this is all too true. I begged. I pouted. I stomped. I threw a tantrum. And she smiled and laughed and thought it was cute. She still said no.
502kinks:When she fucked that guy at the comic convention she said she thought it was you because you were dressed as Spider-Man, but that is definitely not your cock
Just had to re-blog this based on what someone said they sort of wanted to do, but thought it might be out of line.
cris-art: “Shirts”. I drew this image after seeing a shirt online that said “gay alien” and thought it was perfect for Teddy. After that, I found other shirts for Billy and Tommy. These shirts really exist! I’ll put the links for each shirt.
owlbebach: This reminds me of yesterday in German Lit when the professor said something about juvenile delinquents just being misunderstood and I thought it was a cue for a flash mob so I almost stood up and broke into “Gee, Officer Krupke”.
glumshoe: carrotsforferrets: glumshoe: Me: “I’m going to grab some breakfast. Me: [returns five minutes later with a cup of coffee] Friend: “I thought you said you were getting breakfast!” Me: “Coffee has calories. It counts as food.” glumshoe,
t4tgay: years ago i remember reading this “how to pass as an ftm” guide online where the guy writing it said smthn along the lines of like “if you’re pre t and youre fat you’ll never pass” and that has always stuck with me. i thought about
dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
m4rsh-m4lloe: hakun4—matata: jenntle: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing
queenciityconfidential: przybyla: queenciityconfidential: The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious I thought this said living
castiel-stole-my-pie: thatqueersouthernkid: ALWAYS REBLOG you know I never actually realized what it said on the box… I just always thought this had so many notes because that girl clearly doesn’t fit in that tiny box because she’s too big for
black-nata: “I mean, I was just telling the truth, you know. I asked Clark Gregg where a nice place to eat was and he said Chili’s and I went to Chili’s and I thought it was just this one restaurant. I didn’t realize there were ten thousand
sychadelix: one time this boy asked if i ever gave a rim job and i said yes bc i thought it was like lingo for blowjob and then he started freaking out so now he thinks i’ve ate ass and when i found out what rim job actually meant i was so embarrassed
lovelostboy: When we flew out to visit Grandpa I thought it was going to be the worst weekend of my life. After I went up to bed, I was shocked when Grandpa joined me. He said I was old enough to learn the family secret. He had me moaning and begging
the-absolute-best-gifs: dryvodkamartini: Tony: Oh, nothing. I’m just going into cardiac arrest. Pepper: What!? I thought you said this was safe! Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
the-absolute-best-gifs: Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history. Priceless omfg It’s more exasperated than scared, kind of like “I thought you said you’d fixed the hands coming out of walls problem, bloody hell
buzzfeed: weirdbuzzfeed: Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny. “We would like to sincerely thank the persons
uni416:neko-mancy::i thought this said oregon@neko-mancy It does now
nerdgul: oohh-heyyy: dduane: THIS. I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so fucking confused. Were it not for ops comment i would not have known that says applause. I was ready
shinonomenano: I relate to sombra because I too, take months to do something I said I was going to do and when the time comes, I’ve managed to vastly disappoint and underwhelm everyone who thought it would turn into anything other than a trainwreck
rosalui:nerdgul: oohh-heyyy: dduane: THIS. I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so fucking confused. Were it not for ops comment i would not have known that says applause.
thebootydiaries: read-me-loud-and-queer: my-little-rey-of-sunshine: thebootydiaries: rexcorvii: anyways the way i see it if you’re lucky enough to get thebootydiaries to snap you back, you’re lucky enough i thought this said “snap your back”
catgirlforeskin:catgirlforeskin:A lot of people said the 9/11 memorial tribute scene in the minions movie was in bad taste, but I thought it was very respectful God forbid the minions movie support restorative justice and allow the minions to atone for
marriedjock8: Dude what the fuck?I thought you said to grab the bar if it started to fall.
cigaretteeth:i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m'lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone
commandersenpai: For a second I thought they said Heaven Spacey instead of Kevin Spacey and I was like finally someone got it right.
mainemarriedbutlonely: 1cumsinside618: She thought it was all a joke, that is till she feels him pushing in her . then she knew he was going to do just what he said . Fuck his little girl till his nut ran down her leg.teaseing her father was always
for-the-phantom-lord: Curiosity: Cliff joked once that James says “pancakes” when in fact he said “fix me”, and James thought it was funny so he started deliberately saying “pancakes”.
psilanthropism: I was born with a birthmark near the center of my forehead. My parents always said I was blessed, but I grew to hate having that mark. Everyone thought it was a bindi, and I wanting nothing more than to assimilate to American culture.
gettingknowledge: montrealgod: the shade is real 🌚 See this that shit I’m talking about. I read an article where it said how Hilary is getting credit for being a feminist and a liberal but meanwhile none of those things are true. I always thought
callmeawhore247-deactivated2021:83bondage:Wait I thought it was just going to be you…omg you said there are 25 more men waiting for a turn…..yes sir I’ll shut up and do what I’m told..
bo0ts: i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m’lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone again
loveholic198: Simmons said she thought it’d be better without her here, but her leaving just broke him.
superclones: He is not the same and since Simmons left, he is only getting worse. Simmons said she thought it’d be better without her here, but her leaving just broke him. In the months since he’s grown isolated, talking to himself more and more.
bo0ts: i complimented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m’lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna compliment or trust anyone again
heterosmexe: when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip
guapofulltime: When I got out of class I was talking to someone when a girl wearing white spandex leggings bent over…. I just reacted by saying-“goddman what a fat pussy”….. I thought I said it in my head but when I noticed everyone else looking
2realswitches: That same evening my wife got another text from our new sub Laura requesting yet another playdate! Frankly I thought it was a clear case of ‘topping from the bottom’ and told my wife as much.. in reply my wife said “I know.. she
scofflawscallawag: What? I thought you said it was carnal Friday. What? Oh, ‘casual’ Friday? Oops. My bad.
Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history. Priceless omfg It’s more exasperated than scared, kind of like “I thought you said you’d fixed the hands coming out of walls problem, bloody hell guys, I can’t even look
jaynesworld: My favorite month! Oh wait, I thought this said LEZember. Oh. Well December’s my favorite actual month, too, but I think Lezember would be awesome. It’s the official month of lesbians!
ninth-hidden-world: harder4mom:am I dreaming! “You’re not dreaming sweetie. Mommy thought it’d be fun to invite her new friend over for the night. She’s told me how much she loves young men, and I said I have the perfect one at home.”
Mr. Crude was surprised to see Jia at Liya’s apartment because Liya was supposed to be performing a special project with him.Before he had a chance to ask why she was there, Liya said, “I hope you don’t mind if Jia is here. I thought it might help
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