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dadsoncircfun: When my mom said my little brother thought he might be gay, I thought I should check and see for myself. Turns out she was right. He really loves cock.
raped-whores: xxthedeviousgentlemanxx: When she bet on the Seahawks to win she thought it was a guaranteed win. so when the guys said they would put 贄 on the pats. she knew she had no money, and foolishly said she would be there slave for a month.
reenayestarr:I received the craziest email that said if I would chant the sexy inflation mantra, “Huff, puff, blow me up” 3 times then I would Blow Up Like a Balloon. Of course, I thought it was a joke, but the results when I said the phrase were
haversackers: “Are you sore today, Baby?” I asked my wife… “It’s not as bad as I thought I would be…” She said, “After he fucked my ass, and then told you to fuck it when it was full of his cum., I thought it would be really sore.”
Mom bought some new underwear but thought it might be a bit too sheer. She asked my opinion and I said i thought it looked OK to me. She just smiled and said “Happy Birthday, son. You can unwrap your present now!”
dr3amingofdisn3y: smile-life-gets-better: awellkept-secret: this movie is the shit, you can actually feel them falling in love with each other. ^ i couldn’t have said it better <3 At first I thought that said “this movie is shit”. My
cannibaliza: camwyn: cookienun: iraffiruse: Technology then and now at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out,
etude-bolide: Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t
giantspacefetus:guys a girl from my high school got a tattoo in arabic that she thought said “stay true find peace” and i showed my friend who speaks arabic and he said it said “music bikes nature wind”
jake2bb: butchlvr: Mom said she thought it was a good idea for me to go on Dad’s next business trip with him, learn a bit more about the family business and all. It’d give us a chance to bond more, she said. Boy…was she right!! She just
redheadslutt: Y’all are annoying lol. Btw when he said “beg for it” I thought he said “back” and that he was ready to cum on my face. That seems so dumb lol. Hopefully sometime he’ll send me the others…
kannibal: Happy White Day Fashionably late as usual~ but it’s the thought that, er, counts? XD “It’s more wiry than I thought,” Bilbo said worriedly, examining the delicate hair ornaments now hanging lopsidedly by his face, with the concentration
askbiolabstrentini said: … … I.. I don’t want to go alone.. Q~Q askbiolabschen said: So that’s her I have been hearing at night?.. I thought it was Wolfchev… Best not to meet her… She’s just as nuts about human experimentations
princesssilverglow: After watching the Sneak Peek I noticed Garnet did it again. Like in the first episode when Amethyst said it was their idea to get the Cookie Cats Garnet said: “The whole thing was my idea.” And now in the Sneak Peek she did it
princesssilverglow: I just love the fact that Garnet went over to the biggest hourglass and said: “I think it’s this one.” I know, it’s like “It must be the one only I can carry” because how could it not be Thinking about it,
My little sister got some books from the book fair and one of them came with a little necklace that had a little purple jewel thing on it so she came up to me all exicited and said “look, it has a gem on it!” So I was like “yea, like
I’m sure I’ve said this before but while SU is full of so many amazing singers who’ve yet to sing that I’d absolutely love to hear, I’d most love to hear a song from Connie’s mom ‘cause Mary E. McGlynn has been one of my all-time favorite
this is for all the people who hoped i wouldnt make it. talked w/ a heart fulla hatred who said i wouldnt cake it…the people who i thought rocked w/ me but dont. and all the iffy people of 2k16. you will NOT make it to the boat. you missed the
and w/ that…no Laker…will never ever ever…wear number 8/24 ever again. i said it on his last game and damnit im gonna say it again. best. Laker. ever. yeah i said it. much love and respect to the Mamba.
cannibaliza:camwyn:cookienun:iraffiruse: Technology then and now at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At
reblogtit: rachelreine: cryfarting: magebirb: DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT BIRD THIS IS please tell me it’s me it’s a black-throated bushtit! I thought you were kidding but no, it is indeed a bushtit Really thought this said black throated bullshit
a-fan-of-fandoms: So today at school this one girl was complimenting my outfit and she said “you rock it” but i thought she said “you rocket” so i said “no i space shuttle” and she was confused and i was confused and i havent been able to
I should be crying, but I just can’t let it show.I should be hoping, but I can’t stop thinkingOf all the things I should’ve said,That I never said.All the things we should’ve done,That we never did.All the things I should’ve
azncelly: erifeftier: eridans-cape: davejadetier: hamsterangst: danisnottouchingbutts: actually mini-brownies came to my mind but ok i thought of sollux captor is that weird i thought of davejade oops i thought of no one until it said ‘someone
So, last story night I finally said it out loud … I haven’t even dared write it here, for fear of it being read without my knowing, but I couldn’t keep it in any longer. I couldn’t continue to not say it; not saying it was starting to feel
etude-bolide:Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t
nuitdenovembre: ‘I thought when I saw it,’ said Vimes, ‘I thought, you can’t have something that flies and has scales like that.’They looked at each other.‘We’ve got to find it in its lair,’ said Lady Ramkin.‘No bloody flying newt sets
incest-sex-fantasies: You knew your older sister and brother fucked, you never said anything to your parents and you kept quiet, even if you thought it was gross. You never thought you would catch them fucking though, or that it would turn you on so
just-shower-thoughts: Just checked my phone to see what time it was. It said 4:04. For a moment I thought that meant time could not be found.
cumformeboredwifey: suckingbigwood: “Oh, you said ‘Let’s do it while we watch You Tube?’ I thought you said ‘Put it in and don’t use lube.’ My bad." Lol
just-shower-thoughts: It’s said that cats have 9 lives. It’s also said that some cats will lay by someone that’s dying. Put 2 & 2 together, you got a cat waiting to catch a soul to add to their cache of lives.
abouttheseprettythings: “She said his name the way she thought it should be said. As though her finger was lazily circling his shoulder muscles, or touching his jaw. She spoke his name as if, just before or after she said it, she was biting her bottom
batmancake69:“She said his name the way she thought it should be said. As though her finger was lazily circling his shoulder muscles, or touching his jaw. She spoke his name as if, just before or after she said it, she was biting her bottom lip” —
When Mr. Crude arrived at Marissa’s house, she welcomed him and said she was happy who could make it.“Am I early? I thought you said this was going to be a party,” he said.“You’re not early, and yes, this is going to be a
“Don’t feel like you have to put that back on,” said Mr. Crude.“I thought it might be wise so I don’t clog the pool filter,” replied Crystal.Mr. Crude chuckled and said, “I don’t think I shot that much cum
“I thought you said you had a heated pool!”“Um, I said it gets heated in my pool. Sorry for the confusion.”
locgnativ: resurrected-soul: paper-trees: phan-tasmagoria: kochovska: parenting. you’re doing it right. Beyond cute omg i thought it was cute and then i realised what was on the tv and i melted I thought that you said beyonce for a second
worstcats: Hi everyone. I kind of forgot about this blog until someone reminded me about it. I felt like maybe I’d said enough about these cats, because there are other problems in the world. But I met some people who said they thought it was really
I thought you said it was easy, listening to your heart. I thought you said I’d be okay, so why am I breaking apart? . (M.Cyrus)
i’m really frustrated.some stuff has happened in my family.i called my boyfriend to talk to him about it.he said nothing.i said, “thoughts?”he said, “i dunno.”i said, “you have no thoughts?”he said, “i dunno.”like??????? this is
well.he called me a bad girl.that was upsetting.especially since i didn’t say the thing he thought i said. and then he said i did say it and i said no i didn’t. i did say something mildly inappropriate, but it wasn’t that.anyway.i’m bummed out.he’s
postcardsfromspace: tumblingkadri: cannibaliza: camwyn: cookienun: iraffiruse: Technology then and now at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the
Yeah, that makes the most sense now that i think about it. And that explains why they were so easily distracted by the bouquet. It also leads me to another thought - Chrysalis as Cadence said that they’d been dismissed because it turned out they
