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naughtycplforfun: Her eyes locked with his as she attempts to momentarily know her husbands reaction. Her thoughts…”it was his idea, he wanted to try this, wanted to watch and finally she said yes but that she would pick him.” She is surprised
yourwifelovespegging: When she said she wanted you to ride the pony, you thought it was a figure of speech. Of course she was only partially honest. She doesn’t have a pony, but a full grown stallion. Ride em’ Cowboy! FUCK!!!!
bigblackcockluver01: I thought you said “my wife doesn’t take it in the ass”
voyeurchic: When you said a tasting party…is this what you meant? I thought it meant wine.
optimisticrealisticandfree: bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for
blackmansbride: A friend said she thought it was kind of “gay” for men to stand around waiting to fuck a woman. “Men won’t stand around staring at another man’s dick. They’re too afraid of being gay.” You think of the parties you’ve
sppersonalblog: sppersonalblog: i thought you said “weast” reblogging this again in case some of you missed it :*
bigsistersbest: “You asked your SISTER to film us?!! ” “Yeah, you said you thought it would be FUN.” “Yeah … to make a SEX TAPE … but, YOUR SISTER?!! ” “She’s studying film in school.” - FUCK -
mysisterismywife: “I know I said before that I wasn’t interested in your offer to ‘fool around,’ big brother. I thought it would be gross. I’d never heard of anyone screwing their brother before. “But then I went online and checked out some
sexualcontrol: When i went down to the resort pool, i saw my daughter wearing a suit that barely covered anything. I took her back up to the room, and asked her mother if she had permission to wear a suit like this, and her mom said she thought it would
strippersandclits: Take That! Bitch I thought you said you had it in your ass before
profiles-in-perversity: When Mummy said I had to go to her job on bring your daughter to work day I thought it would be sooo boring but now I can’t wait to get a job like hers
obsessedsquintern: Brennan: I thought you said you’d never move in with someone again unless you’re marriedBooth: Are you asking me to marry you?Brennan: What? Me? No, no. You’re the one who believes in marriage. I’m not going to bring it up.Booth:
pencilblots: My friend found this on Reddit, and I thought it was too cool to share. I hope someone thinks of me this way one day. He said the title was “Kind of a Love Letter.”
ladyfrankenstein13: I was being silly with Will and stuck my head between is thighs and said this to him. I thought it was hilarious :3
Ok but I know it said no art, but then I thought of this moment in V1, and I was like… THIS IS SHIPABLE RIGHT. 1) Sun has short hair because, for someone who’ll randomly board a ship clandestinely and hang upside down, long hair is too much of a pain
fat-mabari: buzzfeed: weirdbuzzfeed: Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny. “We would like to sincerely thank
shylittlebaby:hiiii! quick question! if i snapchat asphyixation, pee play, outdoor kinda stuff, maybe even clamps and pain like stuff. gaping and such. fucking the enormous toys. would it make anyone feel uncomfortable? gimme your thoughts So, I’m thinkin
itskpopfashion: said everyone to every bias ever
omsee: YO ALEX WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN INFINITE. HE WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN THE LINEUP WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO KOREA BUT HE DECIDED TO DECLINE BC HE FELT LIKE HIS KOREAN/SKILLS WEREN’T READY AND SAID HE THOUGHT IT ENDED UP BEING THE RIGHT CHOICE
dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
biggaylion: eridone: i once accidentally said “oh worm” in response to something at a family gathering and my uncle thought it was fucking hilarious and now he comments on everything i post with things like this The old and new merge together to
You were more than surprised when you came back from lunch and found your wife sitting at your secretary’s desk.“Your secretary called me and said she just couldn’t keep spanking you. She thought it was wrong.”You were about to find out your wife
zilliumgrist: gen z humor: im kin with your pants millenial humor: im depressed reblog if you are also depressed haha gen x humor: cat videos baby boomer humor: that picture of the minions from despicable me but it says “exersize? I thought you said
queenciityconfidential: przybyla: queenciityconfidential: The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious I thought this said living
elierlick: I used to be really into demonizing anyone who used the wrong language or said anything remotely problematic. I thought it was helpful. Not only was I wrong but in doing so I prevented people from learning and growing (myself included!). Kirby
profeminist: elierlick: I used to be really into demonizing anyone who used the wrong language or said anything remotely problematic. I thought it was helpful. Not only was I wrong but in doing so I prevented people from learning and growing (myself
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa” so I said “what?” And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate” The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called
darkmasterofcupcakes:flip-this-table:rosalui:nerdgul: oohh-heyyy: dduane: THIS. I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so fucking confused. Were it not for ops comment i would
goblinparty: Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’. “Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher?
celticknot65: heartofappalachia: Kneel all you want, it’s your right, but realize that protests have repercussions. You’re not helping the “oppressed” by kneeling, you’re just causing a bigger divide. In the first place, who said that professional
hillaryclinton: thedreamwalagift: lumialoversims: Me: Can my game PLEASE stop lagging and stuttering for the love of god I’ve cleaned out my mods folder, the cache and everything possi- My game: the fact that this person edited the gif to lag …bye
cris-art:“Shirts”. I drew this image after seeing a shirt online that said “gay alien” and thought it was perfect for Teddy. After that, I found other shirts for Billy and Tommy. These shirts really exist! I’ll put the links for each shirt.
wonderfulworldofmichaelford: blackjackgabbiani: deadddeviant: official-mugi: sinonyx: I thought that said “You will never be succed by a Snake” and it made me sad because I’m like “Thanks for reminding me Snake isn’t real and can’t
kathneedsthis: By request…he said he thought it would be sexy, but I had a hard time not giggling 😋
princesscallyie: Anonymous said: Would Jack be willing to wash a car while wearing a crop-top and ripped short-shorts? >w> Finally done with this! Anyway since I’ve been getting a lot of suggestive Prinny commissions, I thought it’ll be
emsfitjourney: fight-0ff-yourdem0ns: blondebarbells: Actually dying of how freaking adorable this is. That is so well thought out. But I didn’t notice what it said til I scrolled by this picture 4 times. oh my this is so ridiculously cute, dying
howthotfull: westcoast-sunrunner: radicalbehavior: hellaradbb: No but this is a perfect representation of how white people are always represented in everything, so when they aren’t they get upset and childish. Smh I thought they said “it’s
I’m crying, max gave me a cup with ‘she who must be obeyed’ on the side and said it was fitti g.
heck-yeah-mary: picklebarrelkumquat: sugarberry3693: i submitted this all to mary in hopes she’d send me sai but she said no peas mary http://heck-yeah-mary.tumblr.com/ when I saw this I thought it was fart gas, and like the last one is her embracing
fluttershythekind: Pretty Birds I’ve been feeling like I’ve been in a bit of a rut with my artwork lately, but I thought it was well past time that I finished a nice My Little Pony piece, that wasn’t just a quick doodle ^^; All that said, I’m
jh0n said: i thought it was like malcom x? o.o
fuckyeahlizprince: (via Liz Prince Power » Comics » still got it)
lisasterle: Sailor Moon shirts So I saw a Wonder Woman shirt the other day that said “Girls Will Save the World” and I thought it was a really awesome and empowering feminist phrase, so I decided to do a Sailor Moon version. <3 I was surprised
kanasplayhouse:When Master said He was an MD, the stupid fucking cunt thought it was hot. She envisioned fancy cars, fine jewelry and a nice house.He had radically different ideas on how to put His degrees to use
chastityinuniform: She said I could finally fuck her this morning when I woke up. She didn’t say she’d unlock me. After half an hour of buildup and foreplay, I got to be inside her. Just not in the way I thought it would happen. Afterwards, she simply
whatwecanfic: chocolatequeennk: akuyama: I wanna be rich just so I can buy my friends the presents they deserve I thought this said, “the parents they deserve,” and I’m a little upset that it actually made sense to me that way. But presents.
My dog accidentally bit me so I pointed to the bite and said “that hurt” and she sneezed on it and left
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns: blondebarbells: Actually dying of how freaking adorable this is. That is so well thought out. But I didn’t notice what it said til I scrolled by this picture 4 times.
balancingtheuniverse: I just thought it was hilarious last night when Romney said “I’ve worked in the private sector my entire life, I don’t know government” then why are you running for one of the most powerful positions in the country
I initially thought this was directed at me because it said Artie and obviously I’m the only Artie
lambicorn: honestly I think the lion HAS to have a connection to rose somehow, seeing that he’s very close to steven, not to mention he summoned a magical sword with a rose encrypted on it At the panel, someone asked if Lion was Rose and Rebecca said
Y'know, the wailing stone was said to transmit messages between “two fixed points in space and time” so maybe in that future episode that’s apparently about the Gems trying to receive a message from the stone it a message from the past
