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artemispanthar: I’m watching SU (early episodes) with my little sister and she asked why Pearl wears such a short skirt so I said “well I guess that’s just how she likes to wear it” And then she was like “but everyone can see her underwear!”
You know that bit in “Gem Glow” where Amethyst said they stole the cookie cats and Pearl says she went back and paid for them? Well the way I picture it is Amethyst bursting into the store ahead of Garnet and Pearl and just scooping all the
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
lilmisscheekbones: I, for one, hope Steven Universe never has a REAL villian. If there is a “bad guy” let them exist with a Miyazaki type ambiguity If a recall correctly, back when the show first started, Rebecca said there’d be no villain.
I’m kinda surprised by how many people are eager to believe the Crystal Gems are these evil vicious manipulative bad guys all because Lapis had an issue with them and said not to trust them. We’ve known the Crystal Gems for 26 episodes and
archaicapricity: So, someone in Steven Universe I think says something about something being “Ador-bubble” like, adorable, but they say adore-bub-ble And I can’t remember who said it, or what they were talking about, but I really want a
voiceactresskurutta replied to your post: voiceactresskurutta said:Last wee… Yeah, I know, I just thought it was kind of hilarious, especially since there wasn’t even one episode in between the two. XD I wonder if that was intentional or
Sometimes people in the tag call Pearl Opal and I don’t understand how that mistake is made since Opal is in/talked about in only one episode whereas Pearl’s name is said in every episode (because it’s in the theme song)
Hey so that gem that was bubbled in Lion looked like bismuth, didn’t it? Those have a very particular look quite similar to that bubbled gem
onlyinitforthelolz: What was Rose Quartz’ gem weapon? Do we know yet? I dont believe it was a shield like Steven Well, when asked Matt Burnett (one of the writers) said Steven’s weapon was “his mother’s shield” so assuming
something else we don’t know for sure is if any episodes were moved around to make use of the Stevenbombs, which could further impact the episode order. The crew said Stevenbomb 2.0 was in the correct order but I dunno, people completely freaked out
A while back I was listening to music with my little sister and we were listening to Overkill by Colin Hay (here) and she said “This song kind of reminds me of Pearl, you know, after Sardonyx but before ‘Friend Ship’” and I just felt it was
lovelostboy: When we flew out to visit Grandpa I thought it was going to be the worst weekend of my life. After I went up to bed, I was shocked when Grandpa joined me. He said I was old enough to learn the family secret. He had me moaning and begging
sylphoftime: i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up
as much as i hate to say this...i feel it needs to be said.
ok so heres what happened… demi lovato recently praised beyonce and kim kardashian saying that their famous curves have helped refine beauty and made a whole generation of women see it is not all about being super skinny. heres what she said :
ive said this time and time again but im still gonna stand firm :what ppl need to understand is theres a difference between whats on tv and whats real life. when you see it on tv its scripted. its not real. when you see something happen in real life its
What Was Logan Paul Thinking?! - Analysis zohmg. thank you. FINALLY somebody said it. much love and respect to Tim for doing this.
As much as I respect melo…and as much as I think he’ll be remembered as a great scorer…I feel that he has 3 choices: adapt…get his agent to find a team that actually wants him and it makes sense for said team…or he should
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samrgarrett: prospitkind: abede21: allieelly: thatalpacawiththetophats: anotherhomestuck: kanrkri: ollivandur: I thought that said homestuck im so done Oh my god me too I READ IT AS HOMESTUCK 3 TIMES IM SO DOME FRICK I DID TOO ARE YOU SURE
bloodymane: m4rsh-m4lloe: hakun4—matata: jenntle: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a
lomaskett: bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to
heterosmexe: when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip
brazhai: psilanthropism: I was born with a birthmark near the center of my forehead. My parents always said I was blessed, but I grew to hate having that mark. Everyone thought it was a bindi, and I wanting nothing more than to assimilate to American
dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
queenciityconfidential: przybyla: queenciityconfidential: The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious I thought this said living
kingdomheartsnyctophiliac: “I personally didn’t intend for so much time to pass after KHII. When people around me said it’d been ten years, I was so surprised, like, has there really been such a gap? See, I’ve been working on Kingdom Hearts titles
momsseductiveways:I hoped that was you coming in. I saw a while ago where your friends sent you a text that said you had the most fuckable mother and you replied that you didn’t know how to answer that. I thought it was time you had answer for them.Mmmm.
fatedsong: What if that tower was the place Sarada was born and since her birth might have been hidden so was the place. That’s why Sasuke thought it was safe and said the person was good in finding the place since its not expected to be found. The
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa” so I said “what?” And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate” The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called
myclaraty: onyourleftbooob: ragingvulvasaur: onyourleftbooob: He said he thought it was a woman’s job to cook and clean. I hate men. Girl dodged a bullet. I hope she went out for celebratory drinks after getting this slob’s breakup text. Oh,
my blood-dripping soul says my destination is hell
treysongzjunkiie: brunomarsislife: settledownsailor: teganleaaa-rihannanavy: RIHANNA’S topless video shoot in a field was brought to an abrupt halt – by a disapproving farmer who ordered her to cover up. He said: “I thought it was inappropriate.
destinyrush: Last week on the Breakfast Club Hillary Clinton said she always carried hot sauce in her bag, but Beyoncé dropped Lemonade over weekend and hot sauce is not quite what Hillary thought it was. So since she’s trying so hard to gain votes
maximumpenetration: my parents call and said I had a package waiting for me at home. “I didn’t order anything”, I thought to myself. Oh.
harvestown: fat-mabari: buzzfeed: weirdbuzzfeed: Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny. “We would like to
sppersonalblog: sppersonalblog: i thought you said “weast” reblogging this again in case some of you missed it :*
fuku-shuu:Through that suffocating haze, the Wings of Freedom still glimmered with final vestiges of hope, for they were no longer embroidered between layers of green but rather inked permanently upon your damaged back.“Stand up,” you said. “Stand
emsfitjourney: fight-0ff-yourdem0ns: blondebarbells: Actually dying of how freaking adorable this is. That is so well thought out. But I didn’t notice what it said til I scrolled by this picture 4 times. oh my this is so ridiculously cute, dying
vodkaforverma: s-m-o-k-3-y: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year
rtistikemz: happyasaguy: it said “A” Hole…I thought immediately “Hidden in the asshole” but that makes even more sense
amaloli: amaloli: theres this girl at my school with a rainbow pin that says ALLY i thought it meant like a straight ally so one time i told her i liked her pin and straight allies are cool and she looked straight at me and said my name is ally and
cigaretteeth: i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m'lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone
goblinparty: Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’. “Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher?
zilliumgrist: gen z humor: im kin with your pants millenial humor: im depressed reblog if you are also depressed haha gen x humor: cat videos baby boomer humor: that picture of the minions from despicable me but it says “exersize? I thought you said
lisasterle: Sailor Moon shirts So I saw a Wonder Woman shirt the other day that said “Girls Will Save the World” and I thought it was a really awesome and empowering feminist phrase, so I decided to do a Sailor Moon version. <3 I was surprised
fat-mabari: buzzfeed: weirdbuzzfeed: Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny. “We would like to sincerely thank
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: Every other night my roommates boyfriend would sleep walk into my bedroom and breed me with seed. At first I thought it was just his way of getting into my bed naked. But when I asked my roommate what his deal was she said,
davids1971: When Daddy said he wanted to play, I thought it was going to be badminton in the yard. When he suggested we stay inside I didn’t mind at all.
gottabreedthemall: He said he was going to pull out, but… she felt relieved as his semen splashed into her open cervix. This wasn’t nearly as bad as she thought it would be.
tinattickles: “Hey! It thought you said you’d pull out!?!?!”“I will, now that I’m done cumming” he chuckled cruelly, pulling out his cock but shoving a finger in to plug her from letting the cum run out. He had a thing for knocking women
lifewasted: when I was 13 a boy asked me if I’d ever seen semen and I said no because I thought it was a movie. but also at that age obviously I had not seen semen.
fuckyeahtattoos: Peter Griffin from Family guy - Something, something, something Dark side Movie. There is a scene that Lois (Peter’s wife) said to him: I love you. And he answered: Fuck off.Thought it was the most funniest thing i’ve ever seen and
