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I got this picture text from my older sister that only said “miss u”. She must have realized by now that she sent it to me instead of her boyfriend, but she’s saying nothing! What do I do? I thought it was hard enough not checking her
I could feel my pussy heat up as my big brother got into the car after me. He said he wanted to talk to me, and I thought it was so weird that he wanted to do it in the car, pretty much the one place where Mom and Dad couldn't eavesdrop. I tried not
Elaine knew she was in trouble the moment Tanya came back into her life. Her ex girlfriend had a knack for making bad choices. She said she had a boyfriend now though so Elaine thought it would be safe to meet him.And it was, at first. They hung out at
dougtfs: I thought it would be funny to cast a pup spell on my boss. When nothing happened, I figured I’d just cast it wrong. But that night, as I was leaving, he called me into his office. “Sit,” he said, and I moved toward a chair. But at the
orientalhotwife69: never thought it would happen until she got so horny one night she said she really wanted to see what it was like
416porn: Since she didn’t have any siblings to guide her, I took it upon myself to teach the neighbors daughter why she shouldn’t wear her skirt that high too her new high school… she thought it looked cute… I said that bad boys will want to
nakajimx: What a painful post to write. After one year, it’s time for me to take a hiatus. The reason being school starting soon, I sadly have to disconnect but I will do everything I can to come back soon. I already said
disposableyoungslut: My sister recently got two studs put in her tongue; she said my roommate thought it might feel slightly better when she was giving him head. It cost her over a hundred dollars and now her tongue is so swollen she can barely speak,
My phone beeped and I looked at it quickly. Be there in five minutes, it said. I clenched my legs together in excitement - I was looking forward to my first real date with my brother. I shivered and moaned as I thought of the bare - both shaven and pantil
swrredhead: Remember what you said to me honey, that night you had too much to drink and I let you fuck my ass. Remember? No, well I do. I do believe you thought it was funny to push in deep, really deep right away. So, my sweet pet, now it is
john thought it was a good idea at first but now sherlock’s been standing there for fifteen hours and it’s getting creepy sherlockseesthrougheverything: Regarding that someone said Sherlock is the least loved child of the BBC and gets put
afraidofmysecrets: I thought you said you wanted to have with my sister and I ??? Well this is the only kind you’ll get from us both…. take it or leave it. One of my favorite fantasies!
You can play me as hard as you’d like. What? You can play IT as hard as you’d like. I thought you said something else. Thanks again for helping me learn to play. No problem at all. It is my pleasure. What did you say was the benefit of me
neurotic-neb: lonefirewarrior: Hannah: Guys, what the fuck? I thought you said this was a terrorist hideout. Recon: It doesn’t look like one now that you mention it. Vlad, why does this place seem familiar? Hannah: Vlad can’t hear you because he’s
this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off.
cookienun: iraffiruse: Technology then and now at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn
tricias-captions:Lisa was slowly getting used to the new school regulations that prohibited closing the stall doors. The Monitors said it was to prevent drug use, but Lisa thought it was cause the Monitors were big pervs.
An anonymous peep emailed me this comic about the fusion idea and said I could share it! I thought it was pretty funny.
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omorashisuggestion: “Huh, I thought you said it wasn’t bad and you could wait?” “Yeah, that was five minutes ago. Now it is bad. Find a place to pull over!”
raeloganthesonic06fangirl: shammerham: gaymeowsy: gaymeowsy: I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me
“Yes, Uncle Steve, it’s a very pretty pendant. But I don’t understand why I have to-”“-Shhh, Hana. Just watch it. You can ask questions in just a moment.”“I thought you said you would help me with my essay. My
zferolie: goldcowboyninja: zferolie: kykiske: thedmonroeshow: I’ve never seen a more blatant rip off in my life what could you possibly mean i dont get it … I thought a fan made this, but Disney did? seriously?! and the name too?! It said
buzzfeed: We got an email from someone named Sarah. All it said was “Thought buzzfeed would like this.” This picture was attached:Sarah, you were right. We did want to see this. Thank you very much for sharing it.
baronesspandora15: Davey’s “Claw Paint.” Sexiness! ;-) (A lot of people thought it was a tattoo but he said it was paint.)
moominpappa said: ah that’s good! i actually got an umbreon pokedoll for a buck on amazon and i’m not sure how much they usually are but i thought it was a nice catch if it was only a dollar its likely a bootleg BUT umbreon pokedolls arent too
i had this character in a dream a while back, sorta in the dream it was just this like, punk hyena fursuit-hoodie type thing that had a leather jacket that said MAN EATER in rhinestones on the back. i thought it was neat might color her in later. right
ALL RIGHT I’M BACK! The doctor thinks I’m a very low risk for cancer, which is good. The pain is cyclical and all that. When she (and another doctor) checked it out, they said that my left boob is as sad as I thought it was. They even
indevan said: someone just lost the tips of their fingers on pirates of the caribbean Yeah I read about it when I was reading through the lists (wikipedia being on the pulse, I guess). It’s really scary. Like. Yeah amusement park rides are
squidbiscuit:I made the mistake of answering the door because I thought it was my DHL package and it was actually church people and I got flustered because even after I said I wasn’t interested she suddenly asked “If you were to die today are you
buzzfeed: We got an email from someone named Sarah. All it said was “Thought buzzfeed would like this.” This picture was attached: Sarah, you were right. We did want to see this. Thank you very much for sharing it.
“Oh shit, it’s bigger than I thought it was,” she said as she got it half way in. The more she moved the wetter she got, until finally, my entire cock was buried inside her and she was rising up again. The other two were just watching intently at
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer”
chachipistachis: cubb0: bloody-git: cubb0: my favourite thing recently is to sit under our veranda with a plastic roof over it, in the bench, when it’s raining violently and read a book, it’s the best i thought that said “and violently read
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer”
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht:So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s a
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s
champaynes: i thought it was important that we went on and said “hi” to fans and “thank you very much for getting us to where we are” because it’s all, it literally is all about the fans (x)
alexbischoffphotography: I was super undecided about this shot cus I thought it was a little cheesy ! But I showed it to my boyfriend and he said he liked it :) so I decided I’d show you guys 😝
misswatsonssissyhandmaid-reblogs: “I know it’s not the real thing, but I thought it’d do, just to get you started.”“Natalie, please…”“I’ll help you. Teach you. We’ll go slow, I promise.”“Honey, those things I said, I…it was
bredtobreed: My sister couldn’t keep her hands off me after she saw my cock. She said it was the biggest she had ever seen. We fucked regularly after that, and it had been going really good for the past 6 months. However I thought it was getting
jen-iii: @artemispanthar brought it to my attention that in the Steven Universe Mad Libs book, it said that Garnet loves to surf and my IMMEDIATE thought was that she brings Steven along and I just had to draw it (also looped ‘Hawaiian Roller Coaster
@artemispanthar brought it to my attention that in the Steven Universe Mad Libs book, it said that Garnet loves to surf and my IMMEDIATE thought was that she brings Steven along and I just had to draw it(also looped ‘Hawaiian Roller Coaster the entire
innocuousfacade: Hurry up and put on your top, it’s time to go. What about the collar? Of course it’ll still be visible, so what? I thought you said you adored the collar, and it made you feel so proud to be a submissive. You’re not changing
ready4her: First time she spanked me, I thought it was for fun. 2Nd time it was sexy game. Third time, I lost a bet. Fourth time, I made her angry about some minor infraction to her rule. Fifth time, she said “it’s going to be regular friday’s
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it
mistresshiss said: okay HOWWWWW?! I thought it’d be out Saturday? >:{ It was leaked… i’m not sure how or from where originally, but i heard it was out there so i couldn’t resist its siren’s call x.x Now i have to wait
steady-strikes said: Last time the ‘lock up and buzzing until hard reset’ thing happened to me, it was my HDD dying (technically, pagefile on a bad disk going away occassionally). I thought it was audio until the disk died. Hunt’s luck; it’s
