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reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit Oooooooh. Mum burnnnn.
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
roguesareth: darkvioletcloud: zanabism: Why…don’t fathers know how to apologize. Why can they never apologize and admit they were wrong why are all fathers like this My mom is exactly like this, and will even insist that I am in the wrong when she
um why do people have to shower like its 1 am im too lazy and ill wake up my mom grrrrrrr
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
shitloadsofwrestling: Cool Mother’s Day story… early am flight and I’m sitting across from my mom, when out of the blue she looks around the plane, then looks at me and says, “Son, I can’t believe the life I have… grandma and grandpa would
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
bithedreadwolf: @staff I am literally begging you to bring back replies sending someone a message to say I understand their text post is like calling my mom on the phone to say I like her Facebook status
zackisontumblr: 9:30 AM conversation with my mom
I love when my mom walks in and says ‘wow you don’t look good you must be sick’ RUDE I AM CUTE
I am so wishy washy with tumblr. Sometimes I love followers and everything about tumblr and other times I wish tumblr was a real person so that I could punch it in the face. And some people on tumblr. On a different note, my Mom has 3 episodes left
ifyoucarryonthisway: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have
I am a terrible influence on my Mom #1 terrible daughter :D
I am watching a show about elephants with my Mom and I’m gonna die it’s so cute.
kenobi-wan-obi: my mom loves flowers so I painted her one <3 (but am not a painter doe)
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
devilsfamily: As you instructed, I told my mom and dad that we were spending the day together. So if it would please you Master, come back to bed and fuck me like the little cum slut whore I am and fill me with more of your cum that way I can be bred
I just told my mom i needed to shower and get in bed before Jimmy Fallon comes on am I 19 or 59
sadgrl666: haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.
i never thought id be buying a korean drama dvd boxset for my mom’s bday in a few days but apparently i am hahahasg ashg
becuzbacon: jessicastam: i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. i love this ‘BECAUSE IT WASNT LOCKED’ 😭😭😭
egobirth: the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly
acs1: johbana: itsgxmma: probablyhellagay: i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. 😂😂 Brilliant 😂 This is what kinda happen to me as well 😂 😂😂😂🌈🙌🏽OMG
brothersisterfathermother: There must be something about seeing her son come home wasted at four am that awakens some instinct in my Mom. Maybe it’s biological, like back in the jungle mothers had to make sure that their sons didn’t have the taste
ifmommyonlyknew: My mom is even more kinky than I am.
m4sterpeace: caught: adr0itness: westayedinthewater: tobycelery: Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early GOD i am this dog Feelz Looooooookkkkkkk aaatttt himmmmm This is exactly what I sound like when my mom
if you have any advice i am open to it because my mom’s phone is off (she’s a nurse)
electricsexdoll: electricsexdoll: So last night my mom said she would have to vote for Trump if the other option was Hillary because Hillary can’t be trusted. Great. How am I going to find new parents at this age, I can barely make friends?? Omg
cummy4mommy: My mom is such and attention whore. As soon as I get home she wants me to dive in. Wait, what am I composing about lol?
fantasticincestdreams: I am so lucky being able to fuck my mom and aunt.
lustdemonxxx: My mom is always so fun to fuck, she always tells me how much better I am than him and how he’s never been in her ass…
holy cRAP I AM SO TIRED. 3 ½ hours sleep. Being a Mommy all day. Cleaning the entire house and my Moms bedroom. Gotta go cleanse and set a protection spell on someone’s house tonight. EUUUUGH.
relativelustxxx: My mom is always so fun to fuck, she always tells me how much better I am than him and how he’s never been in her ass…
I am just a son of my mom
How close my mom thinks I am with kids at school...
indeedy: taboomansion - I am starting to love getting caught jerking off by my Mom, it always ends well..
familyfun69: Why am I messing with all these young girls who barley know hoe to please a man. My mom is a sex god!
trust: bitchur: depulse: my mom is buying this for me for christmas I ORDERED THIS AND I AM SO FREAKIN EXCITED where can i get this omfg :-(
sluttyoliveoil: I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck you forgot thirsty for the d
qweety: rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine it’s carrying, it chirrs and says little things
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
jessicastam:i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. i love this
cat-overload: My mom found a litter of kittens in her barn, I am thinking about taking one so she brought one over to see how she’d do. I think she’ll be just fine.cat-overload.tumblr.com source: http://i.imgur.com/i8RG6gMh.jpg
