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fileformat: **stands on my roof at 1:29 am and sings halo by beyoncé wearing my moms blouse**
dcotn: oh, I’m gonna wound you… this would for sure be my desktop were it not for the fact that my mom is always all up on this computer and I am a major closet case. yeah. I mean, look at that sexy shit. god damn. Dis musical.
turnmymusichigh: guys i am so excited for next weekend. TOWELLLLLS. I wish I got to go to more games this season :’( My dad wanted to take me to the Cowboys game, but my mom was like LOL FLEX MADE IT AFTER WORK BYEEE. Le boo. At least they
I am so going to get sick leave on monday. I love my mom and all but she stresses so much that it stresses me out and I’m just… exhausted, since my illnesses go haywire because of all this.
kentuckymeatshower: this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom
so there is a smart tv in my house and I almost put the porn I am watching by mistake on TV…the TV my mom is currently watching omg
fuckyeahtattoos: amandabearpig.tumblr.com Done by one of the most talented artists in San Diego, Cash Scott, owner of Chapter One Tattoo in Ocean Beach, CA. Black/purple rose is for my mom and the blue rose is for my dad. and I am in love with it.
slowlydisappear: captaincorbie: previouslysane: liamsmile: I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT
just-shower-thoughts: My mother was born on this day 44 years ago. I’m now 22. Because of leap year, she has only had 11 “true” birthdays. I am exactly twice as old as my mom, yet exactly half her age.
fuckbangovers: So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ I heard my mom
brightredkettle: every time my mom buys homogenized milk she says “here’s some homo for my homo” i am 200% Done
frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
frostyclyde: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD Why does this have notes
lovepublic: Back at my moms house for a week and sleeping on the couch.. strangely my brother is always hungry at 3 am and feels the need to sit on the couch to snack… Follow LOVEPUBLIC for more 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I hate when I am talking to myself and my mom bust in my room like dang , can't I have a moment to be crazy by myself with out any interruptions.
dynastylnoire: profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE I see you’ve met my mom
moonbeam27: I had a great night with my parents, ex, and son. I am glad my mom wanted to hear a few songs as this one came on… https://youtu.be/z0rxydSolwU The key phrase that stood out is hoping that we love until it hurts.. (I paraphrase)… By
nsfw-gifs5: FucK Like KinG god no wonder my mom walks odd having this monster stuffed in her lucky fucker my knickers feel soaking wet at the thought of one day soon i am gonna let you fuck with this monster
diaperedmilf: Here’s a couple more 😄 16. I am a mom. 17. I have giant dogs. One bit someone once but he’s super cuddly to me! 18. My house has to be decorated for holidays. 19. Fall is my favorite season. 20. Nerf guns are fantastic. 21. I’m
hannahology: I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
sarsenet: today i set up my mom’s tripod and messed around w/ some self portraits. i only got a few ok-ish ones but i am excited to do more in the future! i look sweaty and gross but i think i captured my constantly surfacing teen angst pretty well.
tcfkag: kentuckymeatshower: this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom The best explanation of
mariorterraza: spsagger: bigboy1039:twinkofdorne: jphnny23:I was caught so many times from a VERY yng age that my parents gave up and just let me do it. Made me who I am today! 😈 sad da se pitam, nametno bih mnogo vise puta Caught by my mom them
hayl-ey: hayl-ey: my brother kept getting distracted while studying for his test so my mom grabbed the paper and started quizzing him but he was still distracted so she made him do this i am actually in tears because things like this have happened
space-queer: polkadopolis: THE USB CORD FOR MY MOM’S PHONE FITS INTO MY WACOM WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS???? …At least now I can start that flutterbat drawing for Dee-sensei ouo I’m only seeing this now omfg but I AM SO EXCITED FOR FLUTTERBAT
flourishtodecay: The progress of my baby succulents c: they’re slowly growing!
I am like 300000 levels of stressed right now. I have ว to my name. My mom is only getting 50% of her pay because she’s on medical leave until further notice. I need shoes that aren’t sneakers so that I can look good for interviews. I
binrand: I think my mom’s computer is lucky or something. My warm up tuned into a little bit more than I had planned for it. I am kind of proud of it (but I have also been staring at it for the last 4 hours). Taking a bit of a break from it for now
jonsaremembers: sociallyacceptablemadness: maculategiraffe: I have a very vivid memory of sitting in a first grade classroom (first grade was my first actual classroom because my mom homeschooled me for kindergarten) thinking “I am literally going
witchday: stay-weird-af:jessicastam: i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. i love this until–next–time both of my aunts to me
eridick-amporna: spoopy-mello: saxyspooky: I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax. I AM CRYING I PLAYED THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS SO I TOLD HER I FARTED AND
phantomdoodler: the announcer was like “and 19 year old wins the gold” and I was like “what am I doing with my life” and my mom just answered “drawing smut”
queennubian: savedbyahweh: allenpayb: justicefreedom: I am finally breaking my silence… My mom has been missing for more than 2 weeks now.. Her cellphone number is still unreacheable up to this very moment… She said that she was just going to
mynightwing: When daddy came home drunk, at first he was funny. He kept telling me how beautiful I am and how much like my mom that I looked. I was flattered, but when his hands started to explore my body I got extremely turned on. I bent over to
I voted hilary, democrat, anti-incumbent. However I am in a red state. I hope LGBTQ rights and the rights of minorities can be protected. But I can’t hate all trump supporters because that’s my family and peers. And my mom didn’t want
incestposts: I am getting my mom’s ass ready. I do not want her feel any pain. I will fuck her in the ass whole weekend since my dad is out of town.
dreamingofmom: My mom loves testing my limits. Our foreplays consist of grinding, groping, touching, teasing, biting, whisperings and many more things. By the end of which, I am on the verge of cumming already.
pocketsfullofpearls: Real talk time, you guys. Tomorrow I am going into the city to see Asuncion again. But yesterday my little brother was home with a stomach virus and today my mom is in bed acting like she’s dying with a stomach virus (she never
actuallysidvicious: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
graceless-goddess: I really am my parents Miracle Baby. Years and years they tried to have a child and couldn’t. And my mom didn’t know she was pregnant (she thought she was just big 😭). They found out they were expecting and I popped out on thanksgiving
jehovahhthickness: I want my kids to grow up thinking that I am their safe place. I pray that their world never comes crashing down on them but if it does, I hope that their first thought will be “It’s okay because at least I have my mom to help
the-absolute-best-gifs: my mom does the same thing lol Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard My name is Ian and I /am/ hungry. I shall eat their food!!
wallflora: musicproblems: musicalmelody: ladyallowyn: OH MY FUCKING HOLY FUCKING WHAT FUCK WHAT AM I LISTENING TO FUCK WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE This proves that anything can be an instrument. My mom just started singing along with this.
