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ourmkmblog: My mom is so proud of me. I sent her these pics and she told me that I am such a hard worker. šššŖšŖ.I hope this is the right tool to cut this tree downš³
How close my mom thinks I am with kids at school...
numbersfourletters: iamnaturalhigh: I AM BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN pawnshopheart: (via beatrizbayani) =0 so awesome funny story, my mom has recently become friends with a group of Korean ladies and one of them offered me a job
I forwarded the email to my mom, because I am so excited.
thecutewheelie: It is hard to tell in this photograph, but Ariel was signing to me! I am hard of hearing and there are times where I have to use ASL for communication. My mom told her that I couldnāt hear and immediately she turned asking (in sign),
extrasassylampshade: dont-taunt-the-octopus: me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler whoās sitting in the cart trying to get their attention] toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible] mom: what? toddler, even quieter:
hotclog: when i was in 3rd grade i choreographed a dance to everytime we touch by cascada bc i heard it in a fan made pokemon video on youtube and i was gonna perform it at te talent show but my mom said it was gay but look where i am now
qweety: rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine itās carrying, it chirrs and says little things
knitmeapony: unqualitytime: meowgon: oshaikeuchi: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: frequentlytimelow: Runninā Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy I AM FUCKING CRYINGĀ idk what to think about this NO ONE TOLD ME THIS KID IS
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked āam i relatively straight?ā and i said āi think thatās something you need to decide for yourselfā and she told me to walk home
slytherinshavethetardis: i-wont-forget-thepie: brooklynfondue: So i did this thing on tumblr with my mom and these are the results PIRATES OF HAWAII I AM FUCKING PEEING Fucking lost it at Pirates of Hawaii
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says āplease donāt make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out Iām making taquitos at 4 am againā
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
itsjustsex: I live in central Texas and the closet thing I get to a hurricane is heavy rain for 5 days in a row. I did experience a hurricane when I was a baby, but my mom said I slept through the entire thing. I am lucky, but as we know, many people
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was ājesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gaysā i am so done
luckyspike: qweety: rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine itās carrying, it chirrs and says
0llie-0llie:My mom is a Latina. She looks like Maria from Book of Life.I am biracial and half-Latino. I look like Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6.Neither one of us is magically ānotā Latino just because we have different skin tones or hair color. Being
luxyreid: I am not happy with thanksgiving fuckery happening tomorrow. My mom didnāt get the duck and forgot to call and tell me until fucking 10pm. I guess we eat sides. Live.Luxyreid.com
jessthemonkey: I was recently in a bit of a rough patch in the dating game. My mom couldnāt understand why and suggested that I take her out on a date to see where I was going wrong.Ā Well it turns out Iām not as bad as I think I am.
3xquisitely: traitor: poky: virguin: pixyled: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firmā¦ It was supposed to say āI am afraid that we will have to postpone our meetingā but she hit send when all
i-am-the-last-timelord: My mom asked me to put pepperonis on the pizza. You think this is enough?
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and iāve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter sheād lost and sheās just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
metalgf:Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme
anhamirak: solace-i-am: swolizard: The Moment This Dad Realizes His Daughterās Eyes See Everything He Tries to Hide is Beautiful.just watch it :( My mom. She was so sad when she found out that I knew all along. She didnāt want me to worry.
batorboy: nnghghh this looks SO like my Mom! I am going to wank myself into a coma over this!!
bronwinning: I Am Not Responsible For Your Thoughts My mom gave me a dress form she used to use when she would sell her aprons at farmerās markets and I was able to use it for a recent art assignment. When I told her I wanted to use it for art, this
destieldrabblesdaily: lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth. Whenever I see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am. I remember that time I accidentally
carefreeblackho: thecommonchick: WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THISĀ š My mom does this with the soap omfg
remnant-imaginations:My mom put a cute ill holiday light in the toilet without telling me so guess who thought they walked into hell at 5 am this morning @insecureskellyboi
metalgf:Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme @dommebadwolff23
blksugahbby: theesweetestsin: eccentric-nae: lonlondadon: mydownlowache: guncharge: pristash: the most elegant wig snatching Iāve seen in awhile YESS Yes baby YOU COME FROM ME!!!!!! YOU BETTER SAY THAT āAre you my momā āYes, I am, but
romancingthelanguages: la-petite-revereuse: 1920s Levi and his mom. They are French. And Jewish. Levi maman believes that itās high time for her 30-something son to get married and give her grandkids. Leviās got speakeasies to raid and criminal
calibrashuns: Commissions are open again! I may have spent way too much money for my moms and fianceās b-days and I am real low on money, I HOPE THE PRICES ARE OKĀ All of them would come fully colored and I make them around 200x200 (thats the Longarm
rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine itās carrying, it chirrs and says little things like, āhi,
s0uleaterevans: s0uleaterevans: i saw this car in front of us and i just im reblogging this because i am hilarious and because my mom asked me why i was laughing so hard in the car when i took this picture.
blackintellectunrefined: mother-of-snapdragons: rainbowreallyy: i-am-brosiedon: My momās says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. šššš Mama kept it real. Somehow they just know I wish!! This was cute
pyrop: ok so my mom started talking to me all serious like āok i am trying to respect your privacy but please can you keep things i dont want to see out of sight.ā and i was really confused because like?? i dont leave anything incriminating lying
callmechaos: poking-roger-waters-penis: freddies-beautiful-smile: freddies-beautiful-smile: Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw
badtexter: urbanfuck: my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart martha stewart is an interior designer
relatablefangirl: poking-roger-waters-penis: freddies-beautiful-smile: freddies-beautiful-smile: Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I
mynightwing: I love the new workout routine that my mom gave me. She says when I am ready, I can test it out on daddy.
coconuttycooks:Since i am posting pictures i figured it was about time to make this lasagna post! To be honest, growing up i didnāt like lasagna. Whenever my mom made it, there was too much of the weirdly textured white cheese stuff and it just didnāt
brothersisterfathermother: There must be something about seeing her son come home wasted at four am that awakens some instinct in my Mom. Maybe itās biological, like back in the jungle mothers had to make sure that their sons didnāt have the taste
whoresandjustgoodstuff: Yes you are riding his cock and Iām choking your dumb ass. You will take it and like it. This is how my mom trained me and I am keeping fucking tradition. Mommy loves you.
zackisontumblr: 9:30 AM conversation with my mom
jessicastam:i-am-brosiedon: My momās says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. i love this
ifyoucarryonthisway:am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me weāre getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then iāll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign
I think my mom forgets that there’s such thing as time zones. I get thatĀ it wasĀ only nine there, but it was five am for me -.- And she didn’t even send me anything relevant. I got a picture of funnel cakes from her.
llatching-ontoyouu: Ā and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firmā¦ It was supposed to say āI am afraid that we will have to postpone our meetingā but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey,Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
shutcherface: angelango: My mom raised me to be kind to others even if they are not kind to me. Itās something that I struggle with on a day to day basis because I am exposed to many malevolent people. Usually I try to be as kindhearted as I can but
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