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I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
youngbaebae: This. This is why Harry Potter will always be one of the best things to happen. I am in tears. My mom was a make a wish volunteer, I can say from personal involvement they are an amazing group!
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
shisnojon: My mom started giving me a lecture so I started building a wall of pasta boxes and making up some fake ass story to get notes I am not clever enough to be tumblr famous
hughinmunin: remnant-imaginations: My mom put a cute ill holiday light in the toilet without telling me so guess who thought they walked into hell at 5 am this morning MAKE YOUR MIDNIGHT SACRIFICE HUMAN. REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS.
shitloadsofwrestling: Cool Mother’s Day story… early am flight and I’m sitting across from my mom, when out of the blue she looks around the plane, then looks at me and says, “Son, I can’t believe the life I have… grandma and grandpa would
ashesaoirse: carolinemartin: Holy shit my mom just wrote her first tumblr post and killed it. mobetter: Techno-Rape by Proxy Am I the only one who can see that requiring women to submit to a trans-vaginal ultrasound prior to obtaining a legal abortion
enricheddisneymagic: I wasn’t able to make it to Disneyland’s 60th birthday today, but all these live updates are making me feel like I am not missing a thing! I told my mom about the special edition maps they were going to give out today, so she
I find this item menu fucking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Am I the only one? With my mom. (at Olive Garden) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxBaQvzHl8_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d8o1bpc78f0c
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
leeroyjenkz88: I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck YEPPP
oh, ooh, and i am not a recipient of a certain scholarship. at least mom took it well cause i got HOPE.
iandmyfamily: My mom has a huge ass, which works for me because I am an ass lover. She caught me checking her out today when she bent over to pick up her phone. She raised her eyebrow at me, but didn’t say anything. That night, she sent me this picture.
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
sam-oakenshield: teschazilla: ellende-generes: Cake update: My mom saw it and cried of happiness. We hugged and cried together. Then, we all ate the cake and talked. I am very luck to have such supporting parents and to have so much support from you
relatablefangirl: poking-roger-waters-penis: freddies-beautiful-smile: freddies-beautiful-smile: Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I
averagefairy: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
I am really afraid of having a boyfriend and bringing him over for dinner to introduce him to my mom because she is reckless af.
clarknokent: i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. 😂😂
johbana: itsgxmma: probablyhellagay: i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. 😂😂 Brilliant 😂 This is what kinda happen to me as well 😂
onedirtymommy: privatefamilytime: “I hear you have all the girls pay you for rides by showing you their titties,” my mom said as she got into the car with her breasts already exposed. “Am I doing it right?” she finished with a grin. “Ohhhh,
qweety: rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine it’s carrying, it chirrs and says little things
supermunchor: babylonian: please watch this video about the awful night i am having i hate this bc its 345 in the morning and i watched this and my mom sent me a text that says ‘please mute that’
remnant-imaginations:My mom put a cute ill holiday light in the toilet without telling me so guess who thought they walked into hell at 5 am this morning
metalgf:Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme
just-shower-thoughts: microwaves should have a “dont make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making pizza rolls at 4 am again” option
i-am-simply-inspired: happyandfulfilled:Relationship goals my mom does this for me lol
0llie-0llie:My mom is a Latina. She looks like Maria from Book of Life.I am biracial and half-Latino. I look like Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6.Neither one of us is magically ‘not’ Latino just because we have different skin tones or hair color. Being
trans-mom:When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have
bunkey:as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i take a look at my cock and realize its curving left!
msphantomime: kinkykellyann65: HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE MY MOM PEGGY BUNDY WITH PINK HAIR,,, NO WONDER I AM SUCH A BLONDE BIMBO SLUT,,,, LOVE KELLY BUNDY She is such a gorgeously sissy inspiration! XX
0llie-0llie: My mom is a Latina. She looks like Maria from Book of Life.I am biracial and half-Latino. I look like Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6.Neither one of us is magically ‘not’ Latino just because we have different skin tones or hair color. Being
platonicsheith: how can keith be an orphan if i am his mom? i love my son
remnant-imaginations: My mom put a cute ill holiday light in the toilet without telling me so guess who thought they walked into hell at 5 am this morning
zackisontumblr: 9:30 AM conversation with my mom
cherribombart: hey so ill be doing emergency commissions for ŭ!!! i’m in a really dire situation at home: my mom is emotionally abusive to me and has threatened to kick me out of the house soon; i am unemployed and i already have to provide myself
scaby: gur0tesuku: please im home for the rest of the night with nothing to do. my mom took me away from caitlin because i have FCAT tomorrow so now i am bored. DO THIS.
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
curiousinterruption: vitalemontea: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: frequentlytimelow: Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy I AM FUCKING CRYING HIS PEEPS. OMG. WHEN SHE DOES THE WORM! DEAD
