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I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
nawyougood: aiconfess: i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. 😭😭😭😭😭 beautiful.
relatablefangirl: poking-roger-waters-penis: freddies-beautiful-smile: freddies-beautiful-smile: Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I
actualcelery:marie-alexandria:idonotlikethatsam-i-am: speedsterwanda: yiffparty: the-fandoms-are-cool: anotherstateofconsciousness: yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone
ghostnfriends: ♪ who am I ♬ can I conceal myself for evermore ♫ pretend I’m not the man I was beforeee ♪ | more ghost and friends comics | Thanks to my mom for helping write this comic!!!
i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her.
bewbin: my mom called and said guests were coming over. i am prepared
missysdirtypanties: More very wet panties! My mom being here is driving me nuts- i’m so wet cuz I need to get myself off! Bet you’re all as excited as I am for when I finally get a chance! ;)
shiftythrifting:My mom found some glass clowns at her job and decided since i am a lover of weird crap that I should take them. I named them Guillermo and Toodie
nasty-nympho: chellzaintshit: labias: unfaithfl: chasingthathigh: cyberb1ack: I am beyond dead 😭 This nigga is not taking any shit this week lol My mom tbh I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LFMAPDHSHB Geezis Lmfao
averagefairy: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something
ulyssefan: itsallgoodtogo: I sometimes forget what a lucky boy I am, until I get a glimpse of my mom naked, with those big old titties swinging free. j’adore sa poitrine ,elle est superbe
amazingemmaisonfire: My mom just gave me Fall Out Boy tickets to concert that I thought I wouldn’t be able to go to because I was handicapped. So no joke I am going to vidcon and might meet Dan and Phil then 2 weeks later seeing Fall Out Boy live for
0llie-0llie:My mom is a Latina. She looks like Maria from Book of Life.I am biracial and half-Latino. I look like Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6.Neither one of us is magically ‘not’ Latino just because we have different skin tones or hair color. Being
stay-weird-af:jessicastam: i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. i love this until–next–time
zackisontumblr: 9:30 AM conversation with my mom
shitloadsofwrestling: Cool Mother’s Day story… early am flight and I’m sitting across from my mom, when out of the blue she looks around the plane, then looks at me and says, “Son, I can’t believe the life I have… grandma and grandpa would
remnant-imaginations: My mom put a cute ill holiday light in the toilet without telling me so guess who thought they walked into hell at 5 am this morning
photographersdirectory:Hi, I am Renard, one day my mom gave me an Olympus Om-1… that’s what I’ve done baptiste-renard.tumblr.com See ya.
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
urbanfuck: badtexter: urbanfuck: my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart martha stewart is an interior designer exactly
manhattansugar: jessicastam:i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. i love this 😂😂😂😂
sweetcollins: “I’m not an angel, Jace,” she repeated. “I don’t return library books. I steal illegal music off the internet. I lie to my mom. I am completely ordinary.”
iridessence: vagabond-named-veli: prettyboyshyflizzy: mother-of-snapdragons: rainbowreallyy: i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. 😂😂😭😭 Mama kept it real. Somehow they just know “It wasn’t
marcitlali: the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
hisaofukayamas: loliviere: butifloveisagame: lord-kitschener: The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know: I AM CRYING the eNDING THOUGH MY MOM GOT ME ONE OF THESE FOR CHRISTMAS A FEW YEARS AGO AND IT’S THE MOST ADORABLY
ginger-pixie: Finals stress has caused me to chop off more hair. I think it looks okay. I’ve definitely got the 20’s vibe going on. I could do Flapper style, for sure. Also, I am looking more and more like my mom did when she was in college. *eeeep*
iansmolderholic: I feel like I’ve lived 100 lives. I am a vampire. I associated New Orleans with vampires, always. My mom was a huge fan of Anne Rice and I knew all about the whole folklore with Marie Laveau, voodoo and vampires.
averagefairy:am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something
ifyoucarryonthisway: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have
maniandmichelle: cinabonjovi: phineaslightfoot: lebywritenow: caitlynsource: Esther Jenner on her daughter Caitlyn Jenner MAMAS THIS IS WHAT MAMAS SHOULD BE LIKE. I AM CRYINGIF MY MOM COULD ONLY BE LIKE THIS @ PEOPLE WHO SAY “WELL HIS MAMA
edsbabe: unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
phineaslightfoot: lebywritenow: caitlynsource: Esther Jenner on her daughter Caitlyn Jenner MAMAS THIS IS WHAT MAMAS SHOULD BE LIKE. I AM CRYINGIF MY MOM COULD ONLY BE LIKE THIS
queerbrownie: queerbrownie: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit years
theyellowbrickroad: nebulanovem: dogcorn: theyellowbrickroad: corndogs are the freakin bomb dude heck yeah they are I showed this to my mom and she’s dying. i am v sorry about ur mother i did not intend for this post to endanger lives
