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frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
brightredkettle: every time my mom buys homogenized milk she says “here’s some homo for my homo” i am 200% Done
slowlydisappear: captaincorbie: previouslysane: liamsmile: I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT
tcfkag: kentuckymeatshower: this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom The best explanation of
fuckbangovers: So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ I heard my mom
dovewithscales: maculategiraffe: maculategiraffe: I have a very vivid memory of sitting in a first grade classroom (first grade was my first actual classroom because my mom homeschooled me for kindergarten) thinking “I am literally going to die,
mamas-fae: ladygolem: frejyalune: ladygolem: frejyalune: etsyifyourenasty: Hoof Shoes to my grave i will deny that i am a furry, but goddammit if i don’t want to look like a tall and powerful goat mom furrier words have never been spoken zoë
lulz-time: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD Be sure to follow this
momentsforeverfaded: girlsgotafacelikemurder: the-donoman: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE
largelabiaproject: Email Submission: I’m 28, have had 1 baby who is now 26 months, and am 6 months pregnant with the next. During early puberty, my mom took me to her gynecologist to get my labia checked. She was afraid I had hurt myself and that’s
squiddad: the day i turned 18 i went and got my ears pierced at a 2g and the only thing my mom said to me that night was, “you look like a girl". like dang i know, but am i a pretty girl momma that’s the real question here
eridick-amporna: spoopy-mello: saxyspooky: I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax. I AM CRYING I PLAYED THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS SO I TOLD HER I FARTED AND
brunhiddensmusings: tcfkag: kentuckymeatshower: this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom The
I am still waiting for the day my mom will stop bringing my ex boyfriend up every 10 minutes can you not.
superkianagalaxy: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
tvwhitley: aboveignorance:vsvpnahmeen: glittergwapo: Here’s the full video 😊😊🔥🔥🔥 WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BITCH ⁉ I actually am never tagged in any of these videos lol could yall help me out and tag my name? Lol my mom
nastydaddy-lockthedoor: 🌸“I am such a very lucky Little girl..” my moms boyfriend told me as he kept stuffing his cock in my little tight hole. “Not many little girls as cute as you are get such a “special treat!” he grunted again as he
frostyclyde: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD Why does this have notes
I’m so excited!!! I am watching my brother & sister this weekend because my mom is going out of town & the guy that I like offered to come hang out & have a fun little day at the beach with us!
fileformat: **stands on my roof at 1:29 am and sings halo by beyoncé wearing my moms blouse**
jehovahhthickness: I want my kids to grow up thinking that I am their safe place. I pray that their world never comes crashing down on them but if it does, I hope that their first thought will be “It’s okay because at least I have my mom to help
eroticscribe: eroticscribe: So I do the Relay for Life walk every year to raise money for cancer research. I walk for many people, including my mom and my father in law who passed away just last Feb. I am determined to raise more money then last
hisworldofmen: I ever tell you how hot your ass looks in this suit? Not since yesterday. I’m hard. So am I. I think it’s too calm to surf now. Yeah; let’s go back to my place and do something. That’s what I’m thinkin. When my Mom let us make
actuallysidvicious: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
dolphones: how am i even supposed to explain to my mom why i have this on my laptop
every time my mom buys homogenized milk she says “here’s some homo for my homo” i am 200% Done
share-your-fears-with-me: hannahology: I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
I’M A SUPER BIG BITCH BECAUSE I HAD A TERRIBLE TIME AT THE MOVIES AND I WAS VENTING TO MY MOM AND MY BROTHER DIDN’T LIKE HOW LOUD I WAS HAHAHA That stupid cunt couldn’t figure out how to pause the Talking Dead for one minute and I am
anakedglassofwine: I am back at home for the weekend to celebrate Christmas. My mom refuses to redecorate, donate old stuffed animals, anything that would make my room less ‘me.’ The Cabbage Patch dolls were hidden while I was growing up because
momfacials: secretsofasinglemom: I am such a filthy mother… I love having my son’s cum… and I’ll do anything to get it from him… I never wanted to fuck my mom, but she was such a persistent whore that I caved in. She’s constantly worshipping
usedmilfs: mysexyhotmumss:fuck my mom dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
