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It’s good to discuss these things with a kind and caring person.
Another example of my obsession with rust; see also Rust Never Sleeps and Misplaced Parsimony.
A poultry farmer needs lots and lots of cock cages, but even more hen houses.
I don’t know, seeing her showering fully clothed looks rather sexy, not something I would characterize as disappointing.
Growing up means that you add the dishwashing detergent after the water, to produce less foam. Or you buy a dishwasher.
I think you should apologize. And kiss her.
Better luck next time. Although next time will probably be even worse.
If it makes you a better lover, then she shouldn’t unlock you.
…or maybe not.
She has a very strange looking smartphone.
Aren’t you lucky that she’s so easily entertained?
It was rather difficult to find a model for this photo shot willing to get the tip of his penis surgically removed.
Isn’t it very satisfying to get her to admit her error? It’s almost like an orgasm.
…while she surfs porn.
I think she raises a valid concern.
In “The 120 Days of Sodom”, the Marquis de Sade tries to undertake the heroic attempt to encyclopedically[1] list all possible perversions; cyclopedias[2] were a big thing in his time. One side effect is that de Sade describes masochism long before
It’s true, you haven’t learned the basics yet and ask for a huge favor. But she still hasn’t told you if she will grant you your wish, or decline. Although I have a feeling that the answer is no.
A giant flokati rug and a naked brick wall. Usually, people have eyes for nothing but the woman in the picture, but in this case, it’s slightly distracting. Or perhaps I’m not manly enough to be so easily distracted.
It seems like I’m not a very inventive writer: as the title indicates, this is the second time I deal with the subject Helium Balloon.
I think she should wear a T-shirt “want to fuck?” to be on the safe side.
You could tell her that some people have two dogs. But probably you shouldn’t jinx it and silently accept the other position.
“Hi there, stock image happy couple, I’m your stock image real estate agent, enjoy your stock image lodging.”
There comes a time when a prank is going on for so long that it stops being funny and you don’t know how to reveal that it has been a prank all along. Awkward when that happens. Better to take that secret to your grave.
Mistresses and their arbitrary rules; well, at least this time it’s an easy choice, right?
Thankfully, you’re a boy, so you can experience your mistress playing with you for real.
…which means that, starting tomorrow, there will be a new spot open. Are you and your wife interested?
It’s your lucky day, you’re allowed to watch them joking around.
Do bras for her size even exist?
“We turn clay to make a vessel / But it is on the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the vessel depends.” — Dàodéjīng
You should never have climbed that beanstalk.
“Taste is the faculty of estimating an object or a mode of representation by means of a delight or aversion apart from any interest. The object of such delight is called beautiful. — Immanuel Kant“Admittedly if our aestheticians never tire of throwing
And the straps of your top are a tad bit thinner, but that can be fixed.
Pedantic side-note: the only biological meaningful measure of the “superiority” of “genes” (alleles, actually) would be their reproductive success and their rise in frequency within a population, which is not a moral statement about their worth
Imagine if, to play golf, you’d need lots of equipment, vast stretches of land and a costly membership in an exclusive club.
The pink bears give it away: as everyone knows, they are the international secret identification sign for cruel, twisted keyholders.
She has chosen an interesting subject for “show and tell”.
The eternal battle between pretty and practical.
She knows how to play you.
Keyholders and their luxury problems, am I right?
It could be worse; she could refuse to see you ever again.
Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance.
As so often when I try to come up with a short, tight version of a story, I can’t resist the temptation to create a more elaborate version.
I really like her skeptical look. And I’m quite content with my text.
You created a monster. A beautiful, polished, shiny monster.
You are surely glad to hear that your worries were premature. Remember, do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
What do all the other possible colors mean?
One could argue that she is more likely a femme fatale pretending to be an ingénue, but then again, maybe she read some feminist theory and decided to transcend narrow stock characters altogether.
Perhaps you should have discussed your different expectations and notions, I don’t know, two days ago?
But can it cure cancer, bring world peace and provide limitless clean energy?
If every possible world exists, then there is hope there are infinitely many worlds out there where construction workers actually look like her.There are also infinitely many worlds where lap dancers look like middle-aged, slightly overweight men with
For more information on infibulation, you can read “Rome” or “The New Coach”. Or look up Wikipedia, if you are into historically accurate and boring information.
Lucky you: unlike her, you can experience this feeling first-hand.
Usually in this kind of story, the man bets his freedom and looses. But what if that already happened?
Whatever the reason may be why she behaves like she does, be grateful that she does.
…she told to an ethnically diverse group of listeners of mixed gender.
She also has very delicate, sensitive ears. Four of them.
And then you built a machine so that all the other dogs gain consciousness, too, and you take over the world and enslave humanity, but then your favorite human becomes sick, and you decide to spare no cost to have him cured, even if it could cost you
Don’t concentrate on the obstacles, use positive thinking to concentrate on the goals you want to reach. And discover that positive thinking isn’t really a panacea for all ailments in the world.
The definition of a gentlewoman: always having time to have your genitalia licked whenever you feel like it.
Even if the virus doesn’t kill you, it effectively puts you out of the gene pool.
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