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I wanted to use this preface to write something about awkward silences, but I don’t know what to say.
In case you need the joke explained: The Riemann Hypothesis.
I hope this photo shows a dungeon in the state of redecoration. And not a dungeon in its final state.
It’s a trick question: such permits don’t exist.
It’s important to learn not to fret too much about insignificant details and to allow yourself to make mistakes.
Don’t get a pet if you don’t have enough time to provide it with proper care.
Would you want her to starve to death? Surely not.
If you could go back in time and arrange for this to happen, which version would you prefer?
I suspect she’s acting coyly because she wants the sex reassignment surgery and as many breast enlargements as possible.
This one is a bit dark; or it would be, if it weren’t for the friendly smiles.
Partly inspired by the events surrounding the coronation anniversary of Elisabeth II in 2013. Well, not really.
After an extended period of time without orgasm, it’s not so much that I’m so desperate to cum that I’m vulnerable to all kinds of blackmail and therefore willing to do outlandish and degrading stuff, it’s more that my desires themselves become
In hindsight, I wish I would have found an explicit use for her “obey” label.
Do it! And reblog to spread the word! The hypno-toad wills it.
It’s a pity, this tight stuff looks awesome.
Another toy? This is like birthday and boxing day combined.
Random coincidence, or the influence of a higher power?
I am enjoined by oath to observe three things:First, never to unfold to any oneWhich casket ‘twas I chose; next, if I failOf the right casket, never in my lifeTo woo a maid in way of marriage; lastly,If I do fail in fortune of my choice,Immediately
What Motoko Kusanagi does in her spare time.
What Panty and Stocking do in their spare time.
To be overly technical about it, he could escape the approaching anniversary by killing himself. But that doesn’t sound like an attractive option.
What Louise Françoise le Blanc de La Vallière does in her spare time.
What Chell does in her spare time.
A character from a lesser known, but quite cute manga/anime about a female nerd and her friendship with a cross-dresser: Kuragehime (海月姫), the Jellyfish Princess.
I guess Naga the White Serpent isn’t really an evil sorceress; more like an annoying sorceress, I guess.
But you could do it anyway as an act of kindness, right? No? Please?
Sorry, but as a dominant, you will never get to experience this pleasure.
I didn’t know Jenni Kohoutova was that proficient in Lotus Notes.
How many sleep-deprived nights start.
She doesn’t look much like Lucille van Pelt. But I think she has the same tendency to pull away the football at the last second.
Sure, you will endure the ongoing unfulfilled desire. What other choice do you have?
So there.
Am I the only human left on earth who uses a desktop computer instead of a notebook, laptop, tablet, smart phone, smart watch, smart glasses or some other tiny thingie?
You get away rather lightly, compared to the fate of the slaves of Sardanapalus.
Der langsame Pfeil der Schönheit. – Die edelste Art der Schönheit ist die, welche nicht auf einmal hinreißt, welche nicht stürmische und berauschende Angriffe macht (eine solche erweckt leicht Ekel), sondern jene langsam einsickernde, welche
Of course you wouldn’t be mad: nobody can be expected to be chaste for such a long time. Except you.
The other question is: which outcome would you prefer?
How would you reply?
I think there is a flaw in her method. As far as I’m concerned, she could wear a potato sack, and I would still signal.
Kissing your enslaver’s vulva brings you good luck, at least that’s what Clíodhna, the goddess of beauty and love, told Cormac Laidir MacCarthy. Oh, wait, I’m confusing the Irish and the Scottish.
One criticism about porn is that it gives men completely unrealistic expectations about how women look like and what they are willing to do in the sack. It makes me wonder: aren’t romantic movies just as bad about raising hopelessly unrealistic expectatio
“Gargantua and Pantagruel” contains a list of comparisons to indicate that something is very, very tiny; among those is “tiny like the left testicle of a fly”. I thought it was cute how the comparison didn’t just say “a fly’s testicle”,
A lesser known scene from “Alice in Wonderland”.
The realistic outcome: she ties the knot the same day you get institutionalized, since she achieved her goal to drive you crazy. The romantic outcome: she falls in love with you and stays a bachelorette for the rest of her life.
Instead of flirting, unbuttoning your shirt might also work.
How about we wait with the unlocking until we move out?
Just to clarify: trees are reproducing sexually. Otherwise, they would have no occasion to bloom. And some of them are even dioecious (that is, there are separate female and male trees). So trees do have sex.On the other hand: do you really want to correc
In this alternative reality, men are at least allowed to drive, so it could be worse.
I bet he deliberately misplaced the key himself.
At least she’s thinking about it.
Given this scenario, how would you react?
If you try to break your belt, I will punish you by confiscating your gun.
Also kind of stressful: wearing stockings that start to have runs as soon as you look at them.
I think she just recently started keyholding. She politely asks instead of simply commanding.
Thank you, mistress, for turning me into a better man.
Does the term “parusieverzögerung” mean anything to you? No? Well then nevermind, pet.
…and if you never reach that state of inner peace, then that’s just as well.
You can stare at my photo, but the real me is far away.
In the white room with black curtains near the stationI’ll wait in this place where the sun never shinesWait in this place where the shadows run from themselves
You lucky boy: she just called you her favorite sex-slave.
