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…or when you run, or when you take the stairs, or when you walk in a leisurely pace, or when you bicycle, or when you shower, or when your trousers are too tight, or when your balls itch,…
Puppies and Bunnies are a bit of a mixed metaphor. But how else could you describe these eyes?
I’d say that this is one of my few Not-Safe-For-Work posts, with all the library porn in the background.
The title is of course a sarcastic reference to some misguided theory how to explain different sexual orientations (the apostle Paul, by the way, developed the theory that God punishes people with gayness if they don’t feed the poor, which sounds equally
If you look closely, I think you can see a bit of Alison’s areola (sure, admitted, you can see all of her breasts and vagina in some of her other photos, but let’s ignore that for a moment). I think she’s saying something about prerogatives and
Will space cadet Stimpy be able to resist the temptation to push the big red button? How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to eradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will
How would you compute the average when a few outliers could severely skew the result? Suppose, for example, that out of 25 men, 24 of them get locked for a few days each time, but the other one gets locked for 50 years. A naïve computation would tell
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While grass is edible, having a diet consisting mainly of cellulose can be tricky and with weird consequences. Some wood-eating insects, for example, have special gut-bacteria which only get inherited on the maternal side (since they get passed down to
In the world of tomorrow, black leather becomes mandatory.
Meanwhile, a thousand years earlier, in the world of today, on the first of April…
I bet that she’s fully functional, if you get what I mean, wink, wink. Not that it makes a difference any more, if you stop being fully functional.
Do you know this problem? You earn enough money, so cleaning your home yourself and spending a lot of time on it doesn’t really make sense: considering the amount of money you earn each hour and how much you value your remaining free time, it would
I dislike the idea of vigilantes, and I dislike their popularity in popular culture; on the other hand, Buttle was a victim of governmental violence, which isn’t really better.
I think the correct canonical term, instead of “prosthetic substitute”, is “automail penis”.
Can someone make out the name of the college on the screen which has such a course? I think it’s “Lorem Ipsum”, but I can’t find their webpage.
Too early?
Since my family name is “Thor”, the stories and myths of the Norse god of bad weather have a special meaning for me; the story of Thrym is lifted almost verbatim from the Elder Edda, except for some smaller details: in the original story, Thor isn’t
Seriously, dude, the lack of a lock should have been a clue.
It seems like everything can be a fetish. I like striped leggings, both horizontal (as shown here) and vertical, although I think I like the horizontal stripes a teeny tiny bit more.
I think she’s right: do we really always need the newest and shiniest model with a crapload of features nobody really needs?
Aubrey Plaza and the perfect “Why should I care?” look.
Denise Milano and a match of tennis. As Einstein didn’t say (but it gets attributed to him anyway): The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. Maybe her victim is loosing on purpose?
I’m wondering which country has red-yellow striped fences. But maybe it’s a privately owned fence, and the owner can color the fence to her idiosyncratic liking.
It’s not sufficient that you look good, you also have to hold yourself in a conversation with her friends and acquaintances and colleagues from work and leave a favorable impression as a well-educated, charming, witty but polite young man. And it’s
That looks uncomfortable: The pink of the strap-on and the red of the latex suit clash in an uncomfortable way. Surely that must hurt.
What’s the worst that could happen? She looks nice and friendly, I bet she’s just joking around.
You’re quite lucky that she’s so lenient.
You’re quite lucky that she’s so sensible and saves you from most of your crazy ideas your constant horniness makes so appealing of you. She talks you out of most of them, except those she finds herself amusing.
The downside of being a spark: the constant need for test subjects.
The downside of working in medical engineering: the constant need for test subjects.
It’s nice to see that Bianca Beauchamp finally got a job as a teacher after all.
Don’t you hate it when that happens? Whom are we kidding, you were just waiting for such an opportunity, the elaborate ruse was completely unnecessary.
Part of the game is that the “slave” pretends that he’s mistreated and has to suffer awful things against his will. Another possible variant of the game is to admit that you’re submissive and want to obey her.Anyway, there are “punishments”
Can you guess which version is based on a “female judge stock photo” and which one is based on a “sexy judge costume photo”?
If I try really hard, I somehow can see the appeal of the dominant role, but at other times, I wonder why anyone would want to be the dominant part of a D/s-couple. I mean, you tease, torment and torture your sub, which sounds like hard work, and the
Mistress, with all due respect, wouldn’t it be more practical and less distracting for everybody else if only a small, discreet light would flash up whose meaning would only been known to a select few? You don’t care, and didn’t ask for my opinion?
You wanted pink, she insisted on metallic.
This much attention and dedication is kind of flattering.
Is it still furry porn if the protagonist has scales instead of fur?
Don’t flush keys down the toilet, the humiliating aspect might be tempting, but they might clog or get retrieved from the canalization.
No, Carole Hunt doesn’t hide a penile surprise between her legs (she has done nudes, so the world would know by now). Maybe the title is instead alluding to a fully armed space station she has in orbit?Edit: Replaced the idiotic “price” in the first
I’m not entirely convinced the colors work in this image, so I tried something slightly different:
And once you have learned it, unlocking you becomes pointless.
Girls, teasing the tip is nice and everything, but I hope that’s not the only technique you learned.
The building was restructured and is now slightly leaning to the left.
Apparently, wearing cosplay and a mask is a thing in Japan. I mean, outside of perverted BDSM circles. But a doll factory to produce chaste slaves still doesn’t really exist. Or does it? Dun dun dun…
Athenaeus:The people of those days were so attached to their sensual pleasures that they even went so far as to dedicate a temple to Aphrodite of the Beautiful Buttocks, for the following reason. Once upon a time a farmer had two beautiful daughters.
Keep the curtains open, and post the photos online.
In my sexual fantasies, I dream of a fictional world full of exciting bureaucracy.
I’ve never seem “Legend Of The Seeker”, and I haven’t read the book either. All I know is that it has leather-clad women. My imagination is filling out the blanks.
You can’t escape yourself.
I usually prefer one-piece bathing suits.
I think nothing but pure thoughts when I sit opposite to her in the lotus position and peer at her boobs.
To clarify the rules in this scenario, every bust size exceeds every penis size in rank.
All the paperwork finally paid off.
