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She forgot to mention that she absolutely hates giving head and practically never does it.
Don’t believe liberal, tree-hugging naysayers, permanent growth is a good thing and a fundamental part of Capitalism.
A man and a woman sleeping with each other while the woman has her period is a crime punishable by death, according to Leviticus. But if the portrayals of sitcoms and other tv shows are anything to be believed, no woman and no man in the history of ever
Love the little morning star.
I’m more into abstract math, but I have to admit that the applied sciences have done a lot to improve our daily lives.
I think they look like a photographer asked them to look like they are having genuine fun. It just screams “stock image”.
Cosplayer Kipi creates confusing complications.
I like how the matter-of-factly mentioning of the proceedings of an alien and frightening world combined with the misplaced smug superiority turned out in this one.
Why did you check if the key fits? Aren’t you going to honor the memory of your wife by remaining locked for the rest of your life, like any good husband would do?
The irresistible charm of insane women.
The chip also prevents her from harming humans, but she can still kill demons.
How hard can not using your penis for sex be? She’s not using a penis for sex all the time without complaining.
When Lovecraft’s stories about the ancient tentacled monster Nyarlathotep got an adaption as a Japanese anime series, there obviously was just one important question: should the crawling chaos be depicted as a highschool girl? Or as a middle school
I think it’s actually a bit insulting that you asked her to unlock you. Perhaps she should punish you.
I think the rest of her clothing compliments her stockings quite well, so “matching clothes” is a rather subjective term.
Tricking a girl into breaking an invaluable Ming vase can backfire.
At least she’s not abandoning you on an interstate.
Another variation of my “let’s pretend that people never shower” theme.
If this were my apartment, then in no possible universe would those shelves be that empty.
I like how this one turned out; once I found the photo, I immediately knew the text, and all I had to do was to tweak the colors a bit.
I had to modify the photo a bit, the original version had her as the slave instead of as the mistress. And a woman having fun assuming the submissive role, I can’t allow that.Or at least it doesn’t fit the overall theme of this blog.
Isn’t capitalism sexy?
Had your fill of QuadrillesThe Madison and cheap thrillsBored with the BeguineThe samba isn’t your sceneThey’re playing our tuneBy the pale moon
Come this way, honored Odysseus, great glory of the Achaians, and stay your ship, so that you can listen here to our singing; for no one else has ever sailed past this place in his black ship until he has listened to the honey-sweet voice that issues
That actually looks practical. But is it cotton? Sheep wool is always so scratchy.
I think your girlfriend forgot to put on pants. On the other hand, who needs pants with these socks?
Of course you reminisce constantly thanks to all those friendly, constant reminders.
Paperwork? How boring and uninteresting. Hey, look, what a great butt!
I think it’s unlikely that you are going to leave her after she just revealed that she’s your favorite kind of woman.
What do you think? Honest airhead or manipulative magnificent bitch?
There is a lot of Panty & Stocking cosplay out there, but it’s a rare find to see Garterbelt included.
Hey, look, I found a meme from prehistoric times.
Well, since none of these girls seems to be diving very deep, it’s more like The Shallow Blue.
Image her standing in front of you, the book in one hand, she demands your key while squinting to read the page.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.
“One asserts that most people are unwilling to do what is best, even though they know what it is and are able to do it, but do other things instead.” Plato, Protagoras
Senorita Pepita looks good both with and without makeup.
She’s wearing all-natural latex.
As I’m uploading this, I’m wondering if “capricious” is an adequate description: she seems very much into long-term planning.
The insignia on her uniform obviously belong to the Terran Empire Starfleet and not to the Federation Starfleet.
Next stop: the dungeon.
The longer your current streak lasts, the more difficult it becomes for the members of the club to find the courage to piss off the other members by being the one to end it. Which means, after a certain tipping point, you are doomed forever.
Or: The Empresses new clothes. Only those pure at heart can see them.
Cosplaying girls: turning each and everything into “sexy each and everything”.
Plutarch, Sec. XVII [595]:And when Philip wrote thus to the Spartans: If once I enter into your territories, I will destroy ye all, never to rise again; they answered him with the single word, If.
Her statement is quite reassuring, although perhaps a tad bit vague on the timeline.
You can lament that reality fails to life up to your fantasies. Or accept the difference between the two as an exciting source of tension.
A woman dying her hair red wants to stand out, I guess, which has an erotic component, I think (like wearing make-up or certain clothing items). A natural redhead, on the other hand, is just a woman with some random hair color. So in some way, artificial
It seems she’s under the impression that you’re not constantly thinking about her anyway.
Her shoes don’t look like sportswear. But maybe she’s exceeding her limits at extreme-sitting-around.
It’s important to know how to prioritize.
Obviously a gender-swapped version of the eighth doctor.
“There is an universal tendency among mankind to conceive all beings like themselves, and to transfer to every object, those qualities, with which they are familiarly acquainted, and of which they are intimately conscious. We find human faces in the
Perhaps she accepts suggestions to help her make her decisions. But I somehow doubt it.
Another thing that will become irrelevant: garishly colored bikinis.
I think a BDSM relationship requires a lot of trust and understanding, like a pair of aerial acrobats, so having a BDSM relationship with a hated enemy would be a rather bad idea. But it sounds sooo sexy.
She’s holding two weeks in her lap.
Those are awesome bed sheets.
There are three kinds of archaeologists in the world: 1. Those who wear Stetson hats and a whip. 2. Those who wear glasses and travel through wormholes. 3. Those who wear short shorts and tank tops and elaborate polygonal ponytails.Although I guess in
Not to be confused with Stendhal’s novel “The Red And The Black”.
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