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She made an honest mistake - or did she?
Her real entertainment is that you can’t keep still even if she asks you to.
Actress Franka Potente ten years ago, and today.
Trying to find a forest without cameras didn’t turn out too well for Julia and Winston.
Since most women have an ass, you have a lot of masters.
Your girlfriend is quite lucky that her girlfriend isn’t requesting anything more valuable.
It’s great to have an intelligent, well-informed girlfriend.
And if you didn’t stare, you insulted her.
It wasn’t a complete lie: you’ll still learn how to become a great lover.
It’s probably just an urban legend. And even if not, it’s probably unrelated to her.
Mimas is a moon with a very prominent crater, so it’s ideally suited to put something there and be able to retrieve it later without going around wondering “where did I put that damned thing”: it’s obviously in the middle of the crater.
Did girls back in the Sixties have large, visible tattoos? I somehow doubt it.
You don’t get marooned, or worse, so yay!
Zev/Xev is a character from the science-fiction soap opera “Lexx”, a show that was often less funny than it tried to be and sometimes had some serious shortcomings in its storytelling craftsmanship, but it’s nevertheless one of my favorite series,
Afterwards, you also have to do the dishes.
Oh no, mistress, not the grammar exercise!
Watching them, you already feel like a winner.
Husbands, dogs: it’s easy to get confused.
It seems like someone has some prejudices with regards to fairfaced concrete.
I suspect that the question could be rhetorical.
Her space suit doesn’t look very air-tight. Maybe that should have been a hint that something was off.
At least you don’t have to satisfy eleven thousand virgins.
Seems like she knows the difference between as sexy whipping and an educational whipping.
Of course you would never bite him, but thank him for the great honor.
One single shade of gray.
If your mistress is inventing polls, you should take the hint.
Isn’t it great that you can contribute to her happiness so effortlessly?
There have been performances of Erik Satie’s Vexations, but that’s a rather drastic tour de force.
I think you should tell your mistress that she’s far too lenient, and ask her to be stricter. On the other hand, who are you to tell her what to do?
Your current fate is your own fault, since you insulted her, even if neither you nor her can remember the exact details of your insult that caused her thirst for revenge.
If it’s a bad harvest, she can cut off her slaves’ penises as part of a magical ritual to conjure better luck next year.
Glücklich ist, wer vergisst,was doch nicht zu ändern ist.
You’ve met a cute fellow student at Miskatonic University, but maybe she’s a bit too religious for your tastes. On the other hand, she has some other qualities. Two of them.
Sirens are actually half bird, half woman, not half fish, half woman, but the text makes it clear that she’s not a siren but a mermaid.
With great power comes great responsibility that you make sure you use this power for your own advantage.
When she says “extended”, does she talk about several weeks or several decades?
Trying to convince your keyholder to unlock you could be considered as something like a game of skills. Some skill games are rather easy, and others are notoriously difficult. Or downright impossible.
Any ideas how to solve this conundrum?
Why would you need self-control, if you can have her control?
Those are rather large dwarfs. Which I’m saying to distract you from the aweful rhyme I used.
yeah you’re pretty good looking (for a girl) your eyes are wide open and your thoughts have been stolen by the boys who took you out and bought you everything you want now
“You shall not pass”? Shouldn’t she have a long, white beard?
I wonder how you ended up with seventeen spikes…
One of the cruelest mistresses I ever invented.
γνῶθι σεαυτόν (know thyself).
It seems a bit unfair that your coach is getting the trophy instead of you.
…and then enjoy the years and years of the horniness high plateau.
Given that half of my followers have “sissy” somewhere in their Tumblr names, I doubt that she’ll be very popular among them.
She’s a modern Robin Hood.
You can wear them and retain a futile hope.
I like the socks.
I think I’ve reached an age where I’m getting farsighted, I’m having more and more trouble reading fine print.
She could also keep her legs losed and let you lick her boots.
Only one of three? That’s better odds than the suitors of Portia had.
Telling someone that they are only your second choice isn’t the most charming thing to say. And not the most smart one if they happen to be your owner.
Do it, for the greater glory of Arstotzka.
Mope mou mike mis maption.
I think it’s just superstition; I know of no natural mechanism how this could work as described.
I understand how it is profitable to loot a village and to sell people into slavery, but what’s the economic incentive to burn a village? Isn’t that a waste of ressources with no discernible return of interest?
So, they used the frozen sperm of their husbands from a sperm bank, right? I mean, what other possibility is there?
