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She defeated you thanks to her superior armor.
Photography by Marcus J. Ranum.
Too bad if you can’t go a whole day without tasting her.
“I have found strength where one does not look for it: in simple, mild, and pleasant people, without the least desire to rule—and, conversely, the desire to rule has often appeared to me a sign of inward weakness: they fear their own slave soul
Furthermore, after living without a single Penny for a whole year, now you have to spent a million dollar each day.
Your last hope is that she has a vivid imagination.
You will soon find out which theory has a chance of being correct, and which one will be falsified.
“Denn das Schöne ist nichts als des Schrecklichen Anfang, den wir noch grade ertragen, und wir bewundern es so, weil es gelassen verschmäht, uns zu zerstören.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
“An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure.” – Benjamin Franklin
How fortunate that there are reliable and always error-free translation service of the company Google. (The previous sentence was translated by Google)
Lovely landscape. Must be somewhere around Jusenkyo, in the Bayankala Mountain Range.
Isn’t it great that she’s so understanding about your shortcomings?
All these lands shall be hers, except for that one moon of Jupiter.
At least you’re not driven out in the desert to die.
Eliza Dushku’s boyfriend must be a lucky guy.
Entering a woman is an amazing experience, or so I’ve been told. But then again, not entering a woman surely is also an amazing experience.
Achievement unlocked, cage kept closed.
Um, no, madam construct, I’m not a human, I’m something else, perhaps a dolphin? Or a chimpanzee? Ah, whom I kidding, just lock me up already.
The tiniest piece of mask, or even a simple pair of glasses, is sufficient to disguise a person beyond recognition. At least that’s what superhero comics taught me.
Raise high the roofbeams, carpenters!Up with them!A bridesmaid taller than Ares!Taller than a tall man!
She has two awesome boons.
She can pass my Turing test any day.
Many thoughts about very little fabric.
Red and purple: a precarious combination.
Three of the five extant species of rhinoceroses are critically endangered.
Are you going to find out willingly, or are you going to find out unwillingly?
The good news is that this power source neither produces radioactive waste nor greenhouse emissions.
What are little boys made ofWhat are little boys made ofSnips & snails & puppy dogs tailsAnd such are little boys made of.What are young women made ofSugar & spice & all things nice.Well, not really. Girls can be really gross, too. But
And a night to forget the location of one tiny, important detail.
I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure she’s right and that’s how it works.
Fun fact: the first sideshow tattooed lady became the first sideshow tattooed lady because her boyfriend was uncomfortable with her being the bearded lady.
At least your beverage doesn’t contain extracts from bull testicles. Because that tastes horrible. And is unkind to the bulls.
She could end all wars on earth. But she has to prioritize.
If you’ve never heard of mixed singles beach basketball, its rules are similar to Calvinball.
I’m a bit irritated by the glaring hole her panties have right above her hip. What’s up with that? If you look closely, you can see that the hole has a seam, so the hole is obviously an intentional feature and not a bug. Is it supposed to increase
Vladimir Nabokov, himself a Russian immigrant, mentions in one of his books on the occasion of Russian immigrants the fondness of non-native speakers for puns and wordplays in their new language of choice. I can certainly relate: I mean, look at me, I
I love the olive, it’s such a funny detail, putting the whole thing right at the delightful edge between sexy and ridiculous.
Swimming without taking the tide into consideration can be a bad idea, since the receding water might make it difficult to get back to the shore.
I should insert a witty comment here, but I lack the energy to give a damn.
She got a call from a phone provider with an offer to change her mobile plan, but she quickly derailed the conversation.
“One must imagine Sisyphus happy.“ — Albert Camus
It doesn’t sound like locking (or unlocking) are everyday activities.
The lights and the colors in this photo are pretty close to perfection, methinks.
The ancient Greeks believed that the uterus, if not constantly fed with semen, starts to wander around in a woman’s body until it finally attacks and bites other vital organs, leading to all kinds of ailments and behavioral disorders, subsumed under
At least she doesn’t tell you that it’s a completely transcendent being beyond the realm of time, something that can never be experienced while entrapped in this mortal coil.
…she also puts your DVDs in the wrong cases whenever she wants to watch a movie.
Probably you shouldn’t have run around the campus shouting “I can’t take this any longer”.
“Ut adversas res, secundas immoderate ferre, levitatis est.“ — Cicero
You contribute some good mood?
It’s great that your wife has a steady, secure line of work: there will always be unruly men in need of policing.
Maybe you did inform yourself, and you liked what you learned. You pervert.
Certainly you are just admiring the landscape visible in the reflection.
I’m afraid even her harsh disciplining won’t change her mind: no matter how much she punishes herself, she won’t unlock you. She can be quite stubborn.
The payment is bad enough, and now this…
Sometimes, you just need your inner emptiness filled.
It’s important to work on your communication skills. Fortunately, in a long-term relationship, you have all time in the world to do just that.
What a poor girl, it must be terribly frustrating having to go to such lengths to be able to cum.
Beautiful is better than ugly.Explicit is better than implicit.Simple is better than complex.Complex is better than complicated.
If only it were so easy to get rid of subscriptions in real life.
Maybe your silver tongue can defuse the situation.
