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:Im allergic to hookup culture and too weird to participate anyway. Die in my arms.
hergan416:therainstheyaredropping:homunculus-argument: Imagine if you met someone who can’t eat watermelon. Not that they’re allergic or unable somehow, but they just haven’t figured out how to do that. So you’re like “what
bogleech: bogleech:If you’ve never tasted reeses because you’re allergic to peanuts, you still deserve to know what the inside of a reeses tastes like so just mix equal portions of crushed graham cracker crumbs, powdered sugar, and any peanut butter
coolbloqqer: how to do halloween right: be friends with someone who’s allergic to chocolate
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
trashyhenli: Unless you’re allergic then you know, yeah…I used organic brown sugar if that helps.The cookie cutter I used, and can I just say, it cuts like a dream.
promsien: Im a dumbass and drank coffee with hazelntut in it. Im allergic to nuts OTL. and my exam is in 20 minutes. I GOT THIS
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2) oh no i’m allergic it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me laughter. not the word “laughter”, just. laughing sure it’s the thought that counts and i
quasigeostrophy: rockcandymelted: tobefitforme: im allergic to penicillinthis is me every time i go to the doctor. she forgets everytime. gotta love your nurses, people. I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be
tahthetrickster: teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: valquita: teamgalactica: god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight so, a vampire? i can confirm that i am not a vampire
shakespork: shakespork: i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing my doctor said im allergic to citrus
thedevilscub: dragonite-master: janemba: my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm instead of just touching
My followers are allergic to my askbox.
thesexualquotes: my favorite is “i’m allergic to sex”
teenscoolest: sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit
the-vashta-nerada: I’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived
homestuckfluffcanons: All trolls are deadly allergic to spicy food and can’t even be around anything smelling like it. The humans found this out the hard way. Suggested by homestuckpotato
humansofnewyork: “My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right
internetboredom: Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that
coffeeandcockatiels: beetimesboo: crosswordenthusiasts: ohhenryd: bluesunspots: nothingbutaduckling: IF THIS IS THE CURE I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HIV POSITIVE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO BEES BEEES BEES??? HEY LOOK MORE REASONS TO SAVE BEES SAVE
pligeons: selfloveguideforblackgirls: renafromtheheart: Okay, soooo as a black person, I’ve never had sunburn. Since I’m going to Puerto Rico & it’s hotter annnd i have this thing where if i get toooo hot, I’ll possibly have a subtle allergic
succotashes: What are y'all allergic to I’m really curious
slimetony: mysteryseeker2000: mysteryseeker2000: mysteryseeker2000: slimetony: I’m allergic to grass here we go. the punchline is approaching. any second now slimetony…. where is the punchline? the joke? the goof? the laugh? have you forgotten
c-bassmeow: sodomymcscurvylegs: orkeith: effington: doujinshi: i love cats I’m crying laughing @eyesayuhh and me when I’m having a bad day Iggy Azalea is so mean to her cat. “First things first I’m allergic”
deodrant: effettetris: deodrant: dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk but I’m allergic :( don’t be a pussy
kawaiipeculier: an anime character whos really allergic to cherry blossoms
ask-koki-kariya: buttlid: kymherz: ippinka: Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites! this is genius. this is actually lifechanging Some people are allergic to egg yolks so a big signal boost from me
soloontherocks: whistlinbitch: geeklydreaming: nofaiado: Keri Newton Want im allergic to metal so this is perf yeah but guys YOU MISSED HER BEST ONE
just-shower-thoughts: What if the first person to eat a poisonous berry was just allergic and we’re all missing out on some sick berries?
mandymorbid: Ahh nostalgia…I’m oiled with olive oil here because no one setting up these shoots ever thinks “oh what if my model is allergic to baby oil?” Also notice all the hyperextending elbows and whatnot. #Ehlers Danlos Syndrome #spoonie
“Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes
lexiconofcurls: cllefairy: “Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates
catsbeaversandducks: 10 Cats Who Are Breaking Into Doll Houses“I hope Barbie and Ken aren’t allergic.”Via The Dodo
ohhh-daddy-please: tilldeathdousart: Send me a letter?A - Are you allergic to anything? B - Birthday?C - Cats, dogs or both? D - Do you prefer sunrise or sunset? E - Early bird or night owl? F - Favourite food? G - Good at?H - Hair colour?I - Is there
i’m allergic to adhesive. that’s right. sticker, band-aids, and tape are the bane of my existence.
I’m allergic to weird shit, so I was looking up where I could get an allergy test done and it’s around 300 to 500 dollhairs nope nope nOPE
gigglehappy: android-eighteen: ursulamisandress: Whoa a fruit salad that isn’t 95% melon??? Those exist????? RIGHT?! This is a fruit salad I would actually eat. i would eat this except i’m allergic to kiwis…i guess i’ll pick those out
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@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this
fourcollybirds: I cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’
paralol: gameandwatch: i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out *friends eyes are watering for no reason* “Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way
biankaovoxo: mattg124: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: I’d reblog this a million times if it meant that he didn’t have to leave that baby. maybe he is allergic to babies. ^
sailorscent: age-of-awakening: freethehippies: Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats
jajisi: aurore-monde: jajisi: No filter vs Filter ???? Are you allergic to pant or knickers or sumn? R u fucking blind ? LOOK AGAIN. Or u tryna b funny? BYE !!!!!
Cuuuuuuuuute! I’m allergic and I will still pet it.
This is totally worth the allergic reactions!
vonlovely: fonzadelic: omg I dont even like cats I NEED ONE I want a kitty! I don’t care if I’m allergic.
terriblerealestateagentphotos: I won’t come in thanks, I’m allergic to craziness. 😍😍😍
safelyendangered: Allergic (https://safelyendangered.com/webtoon)
are-allergic-to-bitches: The “BEAUTIFUL” MAN
tgirlinthemirror: I’m allergic to cats, but I think I could tolerate her with no problem.
broccoleafveins: See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) “Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston,
freethehippies: internetboredom: Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates at
kittysmashh: We gonna have a nice time kids~ Leave my caption in tact or you’ll kiss someone and they’ll have an allergic reaction to something you ate.
Nice! Sweet cherries I am really not allergic against
meaganfanart: broccoleafveins: See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) “Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This
