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icaruslovemedley: It was a beautiful rainy day on sunday and I was being all allergic to something in the house so to distract myself I took my lovely and very neglected boy Kade outside. It rained for a few solid hours so there was no rush, I had a

baddaddygooddad4u: alexinspankingland: Compilation of pictures after a paddling on Kitchen Sink Spanking “She’s allergic to masturbating, every time she masturbates without My permission , she breaks out in this, not so unique rash” lol

Faye says: “Rudie’s been patient with me and my habit, and I thank him for it. He doesn’t go mental when someone lights up a coffin nail around him, and thank goodness he’s not allergic to cigarette smoke. If he had to hang

I’m beyond fucking itchy. I believe i’m having an allergic reaction to something. Fffuuu. HOW DO I FIX THIS. ;-; On another note, I love my feet.

I tried using lotion as lube a few days ago for the first time and now I have a rash on my dick. There's one more thing that I'm allergic/sensitive to. Add that to the list of 88 other things.

apoultryguy: You are probably thinking about mounting me but I should tell you I’m allergic to latex so we would have to do it all naturally

nbcparksandrec:

kingkii: jackadiddlediddle: lezbisouthernn: she looks exactly like her dad! Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

fourcollybirds:i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ So funny

mandymorbid: Ahh nostalgia…I’m oiled with olive oil here because no one setting up these shoots ever thinks “oh what if my modle is allergic to baby oil?” Also notice all the hyperextending elbows and whatnot. #Ehlers Danlos Syndrome #spoonie

Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health

coffeeandcockatiels: beetimesboo: crosswordenthusiasts: ohhenryd: bluesunspots: nothingbutaduckling: IF THIS IS THE CURE I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HIV POSITIVE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO BEES BEEES BEES??? HEY LOOK MORE REASONS TO SAVE BEES SAVE

0h-biteme: onbrokenwingswefall: daniesintrigued: surfahboi: Antidepressants This will be me as a nurse lol i’m allergic to cats this would make me 10000x worse. it’s okay, you can get puppies instead

youblong2me: daddyskuriouskitn: youblong2me: daddyskuriouskitn: youblong2me: A snack for when you’re at work daddyskuriouskitn Daddy!!!!! How could You?!?! You know i’m allergic to strawberries!!!! You can leave he rest!

If i wasn’t allergic to cats I’d have three.

I’m allergic to the pill, I can still get pregnant, and I hate condoms. So what’s a slut like me to do? Curl my toes while my son anal fucks me to an awesome orgasm, that’s what! *giggle*

froghat: if i could play an instrument… norafox: if I wasn’t allergic to the nickel in the strings…

that awkward moment when you're allergic to adhesive

i'm allergic to adhesive.

actegratuit:Alexandra Becker-Blackis an American painter and illustrator, who was trained at the Rhode Island School of Design. After developing an allergic reaction in oil paints, Becker-Black turned to watercolours, which is her medium of choice to

virile20: magnispenis: I am weigh 120 lbs and have very small cock. But am allergic to peanuts and this is resulting what happens. Very tragic. Eat peanuts every day. Gets lots action. Hubba hubba. If you want to see moore: http://virile20.tumblr.com/a

creepysheepstudio: 2eriiou2lyguy2: soloontherocks: whistlinbitch: geeklydreaming: nofaiado: Keri Newton Want im allergic to metal so this is perf yeah but guys YOU MISSED HER BEST ONE _in love_ Seriously buying these like now. YES.

excitinglygay: when i found out my boy was allergic to monosodium glutamate… but I quickly figured out something he could eat!!

caught-up-in-thoughts: kingkii: jackadiddlediddle: lezbisouthernn: she looks exactly like her dad! Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains I’M ACTUALLY CRYING THE FEEELLLLSSS

fourcollybirds: i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’

supportgrouphazelnotmonica: lizthefangirl: kaenkusari: padfootstolemycrumpet: primroseeverdeen08: That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.And Dan was wearing contact lenses.He was allergic

As a highly allergic person, all I can think of when I see this picture is “oh my god all that tulle has to gather so much dust”. As a Designer, all I can think is “oh my god I can do this to my room right now!”

Oh Im Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit :)

Just cause I’m allergic to the cutest creatures in the world :(

edenazrael: batssandboness: sugary-lolita-guts: icedteacia: Lol omg I want this to happen to me so badly Cats are so weird, what even. Top Right. LMFAO. I’m allergic. I would die.

blackcockabuse: blackoldrough: Laughable how many guys believe his “allergic to latex” line. Fucked by a real man.

suzieme: Darya is allergic to chlorine - it makes a certain part of her body swell up - she needs “first aid” from you!

llamayra: Do not look at this if you are:1) Alone2) In the dark 3) In the presence of a doll 4) Allergic to peanuts5) Easily get nightmares 6) you’re a ginger

People who disliked Cherry Bomb MV must have been allergic to cherries.

mrbeniciodeltoro: I'm-- I'm allergic to jerks!

phan-tabulous: misha-bawlins: mattg124: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: I’d reblog this a million times if it meant that he didn’t have to leave that baby. maybe he is allergic to babies. there are two types of people matt oh my god

aboutaseven-deactivated20111007: Meg: I just want to kill myself I’m gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.(Lois and Peter stare in silence)Meg: I’m allergic to peanuts. (Peter and Lois keep staring)Meg: You dont know anything about

getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. why would we get you as a present for dad. he’s allergic.

themalesuperioritysociety: domesticatedcunt: shinkage: Always Always x4533377490532 plus 42 I am allergic to latex and the special condoms break and I refuse to put an organs of a sheep on my dick and pretend that is a condom that is just gross,

lizthefangirl: kaenkusari: padfootstolemycrumpet: primroseeverdeen08: That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.And Dan was wearing contact lenses.He was allergic to them and after we

ferretini: iron-diary: bijuu-naruto: sasukesama: narutoobsessed: Best Friend: Kiba [Omg cats. I AM ALLERGIC] Lover: Neji [NO NO NOT AU!NEJI FUCK NO] Crush on me: Sai… [EEEEH] Enemy: Tenten [LUL JEALOUS OF MY NEJI] First kiss: Menma [Unf] Cock Block:

ACCHOO!!!……..٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶.. Copy and paste this to your status if you’re allergic to bullcrap, drama, head games, liars, and fake people. Keep this sneeze going.

sadgirl2003: It’s too bad I’m allergic to strawberries but these were really pretty.

missvainking: Swear He’s Allergic To Shirts

memeguy-com: my girlfriend sent this to me when I told her she cant have a cat as a pet because Im allergic to them

itskaitiecali: Video that’s coming up. I have the allergic reaction again under my arm pits

privatefamilytime: I’m allergic to the pill, I can still get pregnant, and I hate condoms. So what’s a slut like me to do? Curl my toes while my son anal fucks me to an awesome orgasm, that’s what! *giggle*

piers-pines: They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum — but it’s cool to the paw. Try it. They say my tail needs to be dry-cleaned twice a month — but it’s now fully detachable. See? They say our tree may never grow back — but,

nerdydaddydom: justabebopbaby: gypsyrose27: zipping: stay fierce This little baby is precious I am allergic and I would snuggle the fuck out of him lol. Forever reblog

pardonmewhileipanic: catsbeaversandducks: Cats Breaking Into Doll Houses“I hope Barbie and Ken aren’t allergic.” (images via the dodo) are we not going to discuss how Thor is in the last house?

myintimatedesires: I’m allergic to hay, but for Sasha Cane…I’d take my chances!

meaganfanart: broccoleafveins: See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) “Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots.

catsbeaversandducks: 10 Cats Who Are Breaking Into Doll Houses“I hope Barbie and Ken aren’t allergic.”Via The Dodo

debonnairebillionaire: Welcome, one and all… Debonnairebillionaire.tumblr.com: Allergic to Average

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from your sandwiches, and sleep on your chest at night. Even though you know he knows you’re allergic. You’re too afraid to tell your mom that you’re being terrorized by the

*If you are allergic to extra-ass posts please consult a doctor before reading*This year here at MenNudeEnjoy Entertainment™ we have been doing our own version of a Big Brother twist. The Twin Twist was in play not only in the house but on the porn

So for the first time in my life, I’m watching “Gremlins”. Ten minutes in and I’m realizing I’m more like the Mogwai than I thought.*Allergic to sunlight*Dangerous after midnight

Having a girlfriend who’s allergic to bees and who I can’t help from another hemisphere sure sucks when it interrupts 7 hours of sexy wall of text. Nick Cage had it right all along.

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