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Discovered I’m basically allergic to most lube, so new content is on hold for a week or two or three. I’ve got some extra footage lying around so I’ll make gifs out of that in the meanwhile.
walden-west: 200: My crush’s name is:199: I was born in:198: I am really:197: My cellphone company is:196: My eye color is:195: My shoe size is:194: My ring size is:193: My height is:192: I am allergic to:191: My 1st car was:190: My 1st job was:189:
kittysmashh: We gonna have a nice time kids~ Leave my caption in tact or you’ll kiss someone and they’ll have an allergic reaction to something you ate.
tavros is unfortunately allergic to pussies
naughtyvixens: tavros is unfortunately allergic to pussies
windsilk: comprehensive list of things I’m allergic to: tumblr’s “your fav is problematic so I must VOW TO HATE THEM FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY” culture tumblr’s "I am not even 1% problematic” culture tumblr’s “wow look the media
diananock: lobstronomousskeleton: zoopbooploop: inspredwood: margothsheart: by Haenuli Shin Date a skeleton 2K17 “Honey! You know I’m allergic to those!”“Oh right, sorry.” But then sometimes… Actually, yeah, date the skeleton.
kingsleyyy: Why is the blonde bitch just standing in the window weeping? Like bitch, that’s your child. Are you stuck to the fucking floor? Are you allergic to air? How are you just gonna let this bitch stick your damn baby on the BBQ grill like a
So much candy! I still don’t know really know what I’m allergic to, so I won’t be snackin’ on anything, but it’s pretty to look at =] I had the butter beer and it was waaaayyyy too sweet for my taste
I got tonsillitis twice in one month and so when I finally treated it with a super generic antibiotic my body was like…nah we allergic to dis now, here are the full-body hives you didn’t need. So now I’m like high on Benadryl and prednisone
whatabadcatitude:I got tonsillitis twice in one month and so when I finally treated it with a super generic antibiotic my body was like…nah we allergic to dis now, here are the full-body hives you didn’t need. So now I’m like high on Benadryl and
So I got stung by a bee a couple weeks ago and apparently I was allergic to the bee venom and so I went to urgent care and they put me on some steroid medication and I swear I’ve put on so much weight it’s gross hahaha
pewbutt: @aishasmarshmallow doesnt even POST on tumblr because he’s allergic to attention but this is for him anyways
incorrect48quotes:Mio: We’ve been trying to tell you this for years. Your bacon allergy is a lie.Jiina: Sasshi made it up so you’d eat healthy.Meru: No, no! I’m allergic to a bunch of stuff.Meru: Bacon, doughnuts, halloween candy, not saying ‘thank
leatherlacedbass: lovingbea1971: Daddy’s girl oxoxoxo I want a tag I’m not allergic to so bad :(
The final mystery of the show: who took this picture?!
tahthetrickster: teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: valquita: teamgalactica: god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight so, a vampire? i can confirm that i am not a vampire
KPOP IDOLS WITH PETS
shiny-seoul: HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN OMFG YOU CUTIE SLDJGH;AKFJAGH;LFG ;A;A;A;A;A;A;A;A;A;A;A; My 5 year old Husband. My feels~ (Y^Y) have you forgotten your allergic to cats duckie.
Sandeul is allergic to cats. So what does he do? Play with cats.
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Soooo I’m all cozy under 3 blankets (we have bad heating in my house and it’s colddddd today) and drinking my warm coffee and tea listen to the rain just all cozy an relaxed u//w//u…. then in mid sip I stopped and announced “oh damn…
sapphicnymph: hard life I want a gameboy. I want a girlfriend. I want to not be allergic to cats.
So are antihistamines the only thing that can relieve cat allergy symptoms? Anybody know of some alternatives? Also, can you drink alcohol while taking antihistamines without any bad side effects?
letgoat: bloodyqueefs: sapphicnymph: hard life I want a gameboy. I want a girlfriend. I want to not be allergic to cats. @bloodyqueefs I have like a million game boys cause I used to compose chiptune on vintage hardware, I wanna show you sometime
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
coltre: Painful allergic reaction to henna, in the exact shape of the tattoo.
teenscoolest: sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit
neongenesisevangaylion: acidics: I’m bringing this back No, I’m allergic to hate myheadfeelslikeafrisbee I never inject! Lmao more like I never object
paralol: gameandwatch: i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out *friends eyes are watering for no reason* “Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way
alligatorjesie: asklutece: - It was a… unique universe. - Might have been better had we not been mildly allergic. The cruel irony is that in this world Booker would dance… if he could.
eluciidate: this is how I would doctor Unless your patient is allergic to cats
singingyogi: commonlynonsensical: while I’m here: aspartame does not give you cancer gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels
cat-pun: frisk is allergic to bees and got stung by one so their eyes swelled shut and they fell down the hole undertale is just this poor kid stumbling around bc of their bee allergy Someone Help Them You are filled with Beetermination
He must of been allergic to knives, and how could Carl of known that? Sheesh..
sandvendor100: sandvendor100: shaped-like-you: sandvendor100: shaped-like-you: Hey! Diner Time Cooked Meats! Ah Well If It Is An Invotation… The Poor Fucker Was Allergic And Now They Died
syneblue-blog: a-spoon-is-born: one of the ways i know this culture has a massive issue with consent is the sheer amount of people I’ve known that just lie & tell people they’re deathly allergic to foods they dislike because otherwise people
sayitwithsarcophilus: moonlight-at-dawn: Why did “be critical of your media” turn into “find all its flaws and hate it” why did people become allergic to FUN Because people confuse “critical as in critical thinking” with “critical as
nyenuma: lil warm-up from yesterday…..i realize they would probably use mud masks, not avocado facials, but lets just…..pretend that wu is allergic to mud. yeah. that makes sense
berriesandjuices:hilaryduffssecondbiggestfan:!!!!!!!!!Since people love to nitpick my tweets and dodge points like they’re allergic to logic, I know Kylie and my cousin don’t have comparable lives, or share comparable experiences/career goals, this
ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated: They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it’s cool to the paw - try it. They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it’s fully detachable - see? They say our tree may never grow
culturenlifestyle: Hypnotic Macro Photographs of Cats’ Eyes by Andrew Marttila Self-professed “crazy cat man” and photographer, Andrew Marttila has been allergic to animals since birth. Determined to overcome his allergies at the age of 22,
cllefairy: “Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that
singingyogi: commonlynonsensical: while I’m here:aspartame does not give you cancergluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac diseasesuperfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: morbidmanatee: saltyshinysylveon: marylikesstuff: Hey, remember that one time on Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz’s daughter and her friends (who were all allergic to bee stings) were almost attacked by bees? But
trashfirefallon: im so fucking mad. im very very allergic to poison ivy (had to go to the ER as a kid from it a few times) and I didn’t know that mangoes and poison ivy have that same fucking chemical that causes rashes. I’ve only eaten like 4 mangoes
trashfirefallon: celesteandherfandoms: ceridwenfaerie: Life must be bad if chocolate can’t make this dude happy. You don’t understand, he’s actually full of pain because he’s allergic. He’s dying in front of our eyes. You’re seeing it
trashfirefallon: doctorguilty: WAIT WHAT I just looked it up cashews are in the poison ivy family?! I had no idea!! Nut allergy didn’t come back on my screening but if it’s THAT allergy I don’t think it would, I’m allergic to everything in that
haiku-robot: dragonsateyourtoast: writing-prompt-s: You’re an angel with a beautiful pair of wings. Just one problem… you’re highly allergic to feathers and your wings trigger your allergy. “Hey,” I said, leaning into the break room, “can
teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: valquita: teamgalactica: god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight so, a vampire? i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood
tedkordisanasshole: otakusapien: vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world “Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?” “I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was
dumbassfeeder-deactivated8675309: Stop making everything with walnuts!!! I’m allergic!!! I feel this on a cellular level
thefoundationproject:itstimeforstarwars:My favorite dynamic in both platonic and romantic ships are “we share the braincell” or “they are both very smart until you put them together and then they’re dumbasses.”“My braincell is allergic
foodffs: Tandoori Shrimp Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked! I’m really wanting these. Even though I’m allergic and could DIE! lol
coffeeandcockatiels: beetimesboo: crosswordenthusiasts: ohhenryd: bluesunspots: nothingbutaduckling: IF THIS IS THE CURE I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HIV POSITIVE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO BEES BEEES BEES??? HEY LOOK MORE REASONS TO SAVE BEES SAVE
“Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health
![So much candy! I still don’t know really know what I’m allergic to, so I won’t be snackin’ on anything, but it’s pretty to look at =] I had the butter beer and it was waaaayyyy too sweet for my taste](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bc5182f649d5110ba331084d1b4c303f/tumblr_p7wm84n2DX1u3c9bao1_250.jpg)
