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“Hey, Daddy? Uhhh can you come get me? I had some sort of allergic reaction.. My boobs are so swollen… and they’re.. still growing!
“Hey honey…”You turn around and see your wife with suds all over her slowly swelling tits. You both knew that she was allergic to this soap, but her smiling face seemed not to care.
webtravellers: My daily dose of Kaitlyn ;-) itskaitiecali: Once again that read blotchy thing under my arm pit is an allergic reaction great selfie video of a nice large pair
Funny question but, if a person who is allergic to nuts can drink hazelnut coffee??? Ill be you posted if I die or not 🌰 #dunkindonuts #hazelnut #morning #work #question #allergoc #advertisement #medium
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
Amii Grove (England) - Zoo Magazine archives “I’m Allergic to clothes†/ “Je suis allergique aux vêtementsâ€[English] Dear Amii, If you can’t find a cure for this “allergy†I think this is not a real problem! ^_^[Français] Chère Amii,
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/05/27/wing-goth-girl-fetishes/WingID_Lust looks spooky and super hot right now. She says that the universe is trying to stop her from being a goth girl because she likes her hair black, but she is allergic to black hair
zarakane: Found these old photos today of Fluffkins when I just got her. Its a good job im not allergic to adorable-ness. Because I would explode.
I think I’m allergic to you…… You make arts of me swell up!
That’s the last time I try that foolishness
the-guy-that-killed-a-house-dj: banandersnatch: boxofmiracles: hipsterizzy: titaniumbovine: I am so fucking allergic to all these things. *Casually prepares for anaphylactic shock* I will drink them all for you. And attempt to cure your allergicness
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yungkawaiiinigga: strawbrrymilfshake: papishanpoo: “I’m on birth control” = “cum in this pussy” not when you’re allergic to cum.wrap it before you tap it, fellas. Smh..U allergic to the nut and I ain’t talkin cashews
agirlneedsgoals: rainystudios: ‘But not SUPER allergic’ Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass. THIS IS EVERYONE I KNOW WHO IS ALLERGIC TO CATS???
Does anyone else have this thing happen where, like, a patch of skin (usually just on limbs) gets really sensitive and kinda feels like it’s sunburned, even though it’s definitely not? Like it’s not red or anything but it’s very
preeeow: Allergic reaction to Henna coolest allergic reaction ever. their nails look like candy corns
senseibarry: Do zombies have allergies? If you’re allergic to something and you die, will the walking corpse version of you also suffer from that same allergy? Let’s say you’re allergic to gluten. Would eating the brains of a glutinous gluten-eater
hotbitchesanddragons: blackberryshawty: kingwildex: I’m at 5 what about you? 10 but I’m also allergic to some of them Not including the things I’m allergic to, four I’m a fucking 20 lmao I’m picky as fuck. 19 if grilled onions are ok
taraljc: lemonsharks: nana-bird: wasserplane: rainystudios: ‘But not SUPER allergic’ Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass. @amphyn Fun fact I’m allergic to cats. Other fun fact; I own two
leaningtowerofstark: quidditchcaptain: leaningtowerofstark: I dont understand how people can not like cats theyre like little motherfucking tigers that roam your house and you can cuddle them and theyre fluffy and theyve got adorable little paws and
sweatyblogger: being allergic to animals is like being allergic to happiness
yeabecausefuckyou: thecommonchick: If you’re having a bad day If I’m allergic to cats, would I be allergic to a baby freaking lion
kayteexlouise: Drooling over all things raw vegan rn. TOO BAD I AM ALLERGIC TO CASHEWS. Noooo I’m allergic to almonds :(
tfuneed said: you’re allergic? yes. allergic to shellfish. it’s a bummer cuz that shit look so goooood. i was throwing the shrimp in the trashcan like hmmm… maybe a BITE won’t hurt…*looks at it for like 15 seceonds*… nahhh…
meanplastic:ro-jas: meanplastic: i used to love almonds, now im allergic to them, same with peanut butter and chamomile tea, WHATS NEXT? DICK?? You can be allergic to sperm sooo….. YOU CAN BE ALLERGIC TO SPERM?
one-for-all-plus-ultra: aversion-to-apples: cobaltdays: what y’all thinking about fellas So garlic is a natural anticoagulant, but then why would vampires be allergic to it? Hear me out: What if vampires made up all the stuff about them being allergic
combustible-desires: I think I’m allergic to alcohol I’m just allergic to the preservatives in beer. I sneeze and it just won’t stop. Its so debilitating
rottentown: when i was in third grade i told the boy who sat next to me that i was allergic to all types of nuts and he said “i hope you’re not allergic to mine”
shrugging:sometimes i check if i’m still allergic to nutsupdate: still allergic
beachtowel: being allergic to animals is like being allergic to happiness
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Andrew speaks (broken) Spanish. [x] “Do you know Spanish?”“Yes, yes!”“Is that the only word you know?”“Yes, yes! No, I also know ‘I’m very allergic to all kinds of nuts. Peanuts, almonds… All kinds. Very allergic, pfft. Death.’”
I just had a thought…. What if people that are allergic to animals (me included) were allergic to most Pokemon (the fluffy ones) if they were real…
im sad cause i love cats, and my sona is a cat, and cats are life, and i want one but im allergic and get all itchy and watery when im around thembut im not allergic to dogs so that means that one day i can get a shiba or goldie and that makes it a little
aversion-to-apples: cobaltdays: what y’all thinking about fellas So garlic is a natural anticoagulant, but then why would vampires be allergic to it? Hear me out: What if vampires made up all the stuff about them being allergic to garlic so that their
allergic-to-hormones: Ojalá fuera tan fácil. Que simple se ve .
Allergic to the bitch
Allergic to the Bullshit
allergic-2fun: ❃
allergic-alien:oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????
Allergic to bullshit.
allergic-to-studies:
Allergic to fresh air and sunlight😮😮✔️
You’re not the only one allergic to bees.i cant believe taiyang is allergic to bees
Allergic to Fake Bondage
allergic-alien: oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????