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sunalwaysshining: fitbekz: sunalwaysshining: fitbekz: where is the lie???? sunalwaysshining It’s a constant struggle lol… like no, actually i didn’t know that you were allergic to shellfish and that your favourite colour is red and that that
just-shower-thoughts:What if the first person to eat a poisonous berry was just allergic and we’re all missing out on some sick berries?
just-shower-thoughts: You could be allergic to dinosaurs and never know
teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: valquita: teamgalactica: god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight so, a vampire? i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood
skywhaleroost: Last night I randomly got the urge to make a neko boy character who’s allergic to cats so I did.
kingkii: jackadiddlediddle: lezbisouthernn: she looks exactly like her dad! Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
It’s ironic that my favorite color is red because when I was young, I was allergic to it. Any foods that were red or had red food coloring would make me break out in painful hives.
animalcrossingnewleaf-blog: animauxing:>tfw u allergic to ur own villagers. So freaking cute.
cascend: tag urself im Ũ
shemaledatemaster: sissydonna: janietgirl: Sooo much better without the condom. Actually I’m allergic to what condoms are made from. Where Boys Will Be Girls
hunksinsingapore: Tom Hyk from Malaysia, who’s thankfully allergic to shirts most of the time.
paralol: gameandwatch: i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out *friends eyes are watering for no reason* “Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way
ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel: paul-is-my-bitch:I wonder what cats dream of? I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE
I’ve still got stuff to do for getting ready for my flight to the UK tomorrow and I’m having an annoying (no dangerous type) allergic reaction that is making things really hard, and also I really hope my eyes don’t look this swollen
I had a really, really bad allergic reaction to eyelash extensions because I went to a new place this time. I got them done the evening before my flight, and I didn’t get to get them removed until today. The redness and swelling is finally starting
Still don’t feel great after migraine, I had an allergic reaction and got hives (not sure what to) and my phone charger MELTED and could have burned my house down 😰
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: thegeekmaster: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: themocahninja: I wish someone loved me enough to get stung by bees I would get stung by all the bees to keep my princess from getting stung <3 Autumn is allergic. I am not.
internetboredom: Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that
pizzaismylifepizzaisking: sawah-chan: ultrafacts: (Fact Sources: 1 2) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts Wanna come over to my hoomans house? Nah man I’m allergic to hoomans Poor babies
petrapansneverland: internetboredom: Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates
br0lan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the
coffeeandcockatiels: beetimesboo: crosswordenthusiasts: ohhenryd: bluesunspots: nothingbutaduckling: IF THIS IS THE CURE I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HIV POSITIVE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO BEES BEEES BEES??? HEY LOOK MORE REASONS TO SAVE BEES SAVE
t45d: im so glad im not allergic to cats if i couldnt put my eyeballs directly onto my cats fur id cry
lovelydagger: “Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him.” A cats purr vibrates at a frequency
amusedketchup: hopefully lapis isn’t allergic to cats <3 <3 <3
cavitees: Getting turned into a drone can either be a pleasant or painful experience- its totally up to you! Or how nice your new master is! It’s all a surprise! Just hope you aren’t allergic to latex. Commission for magicalnecro!characters belong
lizthefangirl: kaenkusari: padfootstolemycrumpet: primroseeverdeen08: That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.And Dan was wearing contact lenses.He was allergic to them and after we made
catsbeaversandducks: Cats Breaking Into Doll Houses“I hope Barbie and Ken aren’t allergic.” (images via the dodo)
This explains why I don’t have any. I’m allergic to drama. Mystery solved. Thank you Tumblr. =)
srsfunny: Mosquito Bitehttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/ WTH…. suddenly extra glad Im not allergic to mosquito bites….
lol Less than 1% of the population is allergic, doubtful it would kill them. ;)
babyanimalsdaily: WARNING: please, do not watch if you are allergic to cuteness, you will most likely die @spywerewolf
this dude at work stepped in a fire ant pile at work and it was pretty funny. then he turned out to be allergic to fire ants. and it was still pretty funny cause he’s a dickhead.
im terribly allergic to these prawns, but i am eating them because other people have expressed interest in eating them. i will die behind spite because i am worth less than dirt.
yaoihands: sometimes i read bad yaoi manga when im bored because they can be pretty funny but this is just terrifying it’s like his hands a claw. i think that’s supposed to be perspective but damn that hand looks meaty. maybe it’s an allergic
suppleheart: fun fact: i’m allergic to kiwis 🥝
privatefamilytime: When we found out Beth was allergic to the pill, my wife just rolled her eyes and said, “Just don’t get her pregnant.” Problem is, both Beth and I hate condoms, so Beth’s ass gets a lot of use these days.
gllt: disabilitydragon: sequinsintheireyes: disabilitydragon: sequinsintheireyes: This looks like heaven, why the fuck am I allergic to nuts D: I don’t think Nutella has anything to do with nuts… I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic
debonnairebillionaire: Gentlemen, welcome… Debonnairebillionaire.tumblr.com: Allergic to Average.
warlordrexx: “Won’t your husband be pissed when he gets back? I am allergic to getting maimed.” the Kaldorei said nervously. Lyrosa laughed, “Don’t be so worried. He does this all the time. He won’t be back till the moon sets and the sun
This is my cat, Andy. He lives with a relative now because my boyfriend is allergic. But he’s still my little cuddly sweetheart. 💕🐈🐾
askmedusapony: Arachne? Hello? Oh dear she must be having an allergic reaction! Quick, somepony find a doctor! X3
jaclcfrost:jaclcfrost:good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2) oh no i’m allergic it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me laughter. not the word “laughter”, just. laughing sure it’s the thought that counts and i appreciate
punk-pegasus-nsfw: Gettin back to my roots! And a solo Dashie edit for those allergic to Season 1-era ships Awyiss~
singingyogi: commonlynonsensical: while I’m here: aspartame does not give you cancer gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels
teenscoolest: sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit
sparklingsodacans: donnerdont: NOOO I TRIED TO LIKE BANANAS AND IT DIDN’T WORK, STOP TEASING ME. What if I told you I sometimes get allergic reactions from them D:? D: Now I just feel like a terribly banana privileged asshole.
kilisonofthorin: why is this tag allergic to femslash? why does this tag take femslash prompts and only rule 63 Bilbo I don’t understand why is there not more femslash Bagginshield Because there is an overwhelming need to make Bagginshield a het ship.
kilisonofthorin: gandalfexmachina: kilisonofthorin: why is this tag allergic to femslash? why does this tag take femslash prompts and only rule 63 Bilbo I don’t understand why is there not more femslash Bagginshield Because there is an overwhelming
a-spoon-is-born: one of the ways i know this culture has a massive issue with consent is the sheer amount of people I’ve known that just lie & tell people they’re deathly allergic to foods they dislike because otherwise people will hound them,
thesvengalii: mypaperbagslut: Love seeing my cunt stretch “I was allergic to the material. Scared that the condom would break I put a tube sock on it before the condom. And being a size queen I thought ‘if one sock is good then more is better!’
lauraxxtennant: i don’t understand why this didn’t go somewhere is it going to go somewhere in the future or is this just one of the many delightful thing we learn about alec hardy i hope he’s allergic to cats wait no i hope he’s
singingyogi: commonlynonsensical: while I’m here:aspartame does not give you cancergluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac diseasesuperfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of
thedevilscub: dragonite-master: janemba: my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm instead of just touching
renaldo-renkhan: Loving my piercing, though im allergic to my bandages and that sucks! Seriously cant wait for my dragon bar!~
nerd-nugget: Seriously I’m actually allergic
im allergic to cilantro oh my god it’s not the lime
graffeti: my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
