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dettolmami: tsunamiwavesurfing: stealthyspice: tsunamiwavesurfing: this why my girl can’t have no social media bruh i swear all girls do on the internet is look for dick or dick prints or niggas that’s allergic to shirts all boys do is surf for
itskaitiecali: Once again that read blotchy thing under my arm pit is an allergic reaction
rifa: 10000steps: gettingahealthybody: jesseekkah: How To Make Almond Milk Easy as abc. reblogging again for those who haven’t seen this this would kill me cause allergic but I know this will interest peeps does anybody know a god use for the
quasigeostrophy: rockcandymelted: tobefitforme: im allergic to penicillinthis is me every time i go to the doctor. she forgets everytime. gotta love your nurses, people. I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be
coffeeandcockatiels: beetimesboo: crosswordenthusiasts: ohhenryd: bluesunspots: nothingbutaduckling: IF THIS IS THE CURE I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HIV POSITIVE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO BEES BEEES BEES??? HEY LOOK MORE REASONS TO SAVE BEES SAVE
tilly-and-her-books: loonylovesbooks:yourenosaint: internetboredom: Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of
the-exercist:wishful-waif:the-exercist: So if someone wants a body that can tolerate lactose, they should just consume as many dairy products as they want?Or how about a body that’s not allergic to peanuts? If someone has an allergy but decides to
commonlynonsensical: while I’m here:aspartame does not give you cancergluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac diseasesuperfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitaminsvaccines
glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: my uncle -is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had
ketchuq: hopefully lapis isn’t allergic to cats
primroseeverdeen08: That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.And Dan was wearing contact lenses.He was allergic to them and after we made the decision to remove them, but the first day we
lotsalipstick: lovelessramblings: If I wasn’t allergic to cats this would be a dreaaaaaaaam omg I wish this looks exactly like daisy
heyfunniest: you soul sucking cute bastard
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
master-of-slave: Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes
mickmilkvich: Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him” A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes
supportgrouphazelnotmonica: lizthefangirl: kaenkusari: padfootstolemycrumpet: primroseeverdeen08: That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.And Dan was wearing contact lenses.He was allergic
queeringfeministreality: thatsthat24:31918:literally me with all cats I’m allergic to them and this is still literally me with all cats Accurate.
supportgrouphazelnotmonica:lizthefangirl: kaenkusari: padfootstolemycrumpet: primroseeverdeen08: That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.And Dan was wearing contact lenses.He was allergic
catsbeaversandducks: Cats Breaking Into Doll Houses“I hope Barbie and Ken aren’t allergic.” (images via the dodo)
taylorswift: Meredith is allergic to joy. Cuties.
silkytruth: I’m extremely allergic to bees, but wtv, they’re cute
iwillsuckit4you: gotsomeballs: Balls that will drive you Nuts. I’m not allergic to nuts as long as they come in a sack Mmmm loik at that sack
saltsparkle: Someday I’ll figure out how to not be allergic to finishing artwork. Someday. @xanelen & @embergale
suprchnk: v207: triplegoddesss: suprchnk: women can really fuck you up man Men Really fuck u up man Humans can really fuck you up in general for no specific reason why are y'all all allergic to making your own posts about shit?
singingyogi: commonlynonsensical: while I’m here:aspartame does not give you cancergluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac diseasesuperfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of
wayfaringmd: Chief Complaint: “I know I’m allergic to flagyl but I thought I had a kidney infection so I took like 5 or 7 flagyl and now I have a rash.” History of Present Illness: Patient states that she figured she would have to wait “two whole
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many foods are thought to be poisonous because the first person to eat them was allergic.
singingyogi: commonlynonsensical: while I’m here: aspartame does not give you cancer gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels
HERE TIS! the last time i thought i was re-blogging a guinea pig, it turned out to be a bunny. the ears were so well hidden in the fluff of him! -but yeah, grew up with these little shits and looved ‘em; moved to nc, now i’m terribly allergic.
caught-up-in-thoughts: kingkii: jackadiddlediddle: lezbisouthernn: she looks exactly like her dad! Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains I’M ACTUALLY CRYING THE FEEELLLLSSS
meandmysister: Mother is allergic to cats but daddy had a solution to that
quotelounge: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen,
did-you-kno: Daniel Radcliffe was allergic to the first pair of Harry Potter’s glasses. Source
glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: my uncle -is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack
abra-ca-fuck-you: rainystudios: ‘But not SUPER allergic’ Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass. @robot-guts
shakespork: shakespork: i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing my doctor said im allergic to citrus
dbzkaigoldenfan:“Oh… I’m s-sorry it…it’s just that I’m allergic to bullshit.”
frogmp3: albino-rhino78: frogmp3: fuck iron supplements i’m bout to just start eating staples What if your allergic to fruit? man what… i said staples
maggiekarp2:seasonallydefective:qwertyu858:emmaubler:qwertyu858:qwertyu858:[AITA] “My wife claimed to be allergic to something so I decided to secretally put it in her food and she had NO bad effects. This means she is a dirty liar and I am totally
pligeons: selfloveguideforblackgirls: renafromtheheart: Okay, soooo as a black person, I’ve never had sunburn. Since I’m going to Puerto Rico & it’s hotter annnd i have this thing where if i get toooo hot, I’ll possibly have a subtle allergic
thecoltonburpo: a cookie that i am ambiguously allergic to, doused in day old dr pepper overall: 3/5 decent but like, if i die it wouldn’t have been worth it
writing-prompt-s: You turn out to actually be allergic to bullshit. Nobody but your doctor and you know this. You’ve been able to keep it on the low-down in your job, but now you’ve been promoted to a manager position, and your employees always set
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I’m super allergic to mangoes and every fucking time I see them in the grocery store my terrible gremlin brain tells me to rub one on my face to see what happens. I KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN. I WILL
thedevilscub: dragonite-master: janemba: my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm instead of just touching
teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: alparlaboratories: teamgalactica: valquita: teamgalactica: god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight so, a vampire? i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood Is
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: officialmysticunicorn: Ive been eating peanut mnms in hope that if a cannibal eats me and is allergic to peanuts i can get my revenge this post started out so normal
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