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nox-vigilata: Crab Nebula in the constellation Taurus
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can’t remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?Go join the circus
sugar-free-mullet: pearlfectmodel: shoulderblades: Cheerleading Crab is Rooting for You He believes in you the way your father never did. i was having such a bad day until this guy encouraged me to do my homework this makes me happy This guy
homophobic: unclefather: Fuck me with your claws. Stick your dick in my vagina and stick one crab claw in my ass and one in my mouth. Impregnate me with lobsters. I want to become the mother of a shellfish. @staff remove this blog immediately I
collegehumor: Cheerleading Crab is Rooting for You He believes in you the way your father never did.
hitlersasshole: thetowndrugdealer: thetowndrugdealer: my physics teacher explained to my class today that to get rid of crabs you have to shave one side of your pubes then light them on fire and then when they all start running to the shaved part you
dement09: lesbiansandthelivingdead: sjw-no-thanks: I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now. Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands this is the most polite eating ive seen.
oneiric8: courtnashe: timberwolf-manstab: painted-bees: Sean and I found a species of decorator crab in Ya Nui’s tidal pools today..! Somebody enchanted a pile of gravel to become a small spider and then just left it on the beach to fend for
sixpenceee: A giant stained glass crab found at the Baltimore Washington International Airport.
chaosophia218: Tilt-Shifted Images of the Cosmos.1. Horsehead Nebula2. Centaurus A3. Crab Nebula4. Andromeda Galaxy5. Meathook Galaxy6. Thor’s Helmet Nebula7. Pencil Nebula8. Tadpole Galaxy
speedlimit15:me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab
tomatomagica: sallystageplay: 2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle good old crungle
honestlynatalie: geographykhaleesi: glumshoe: My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman
googlevideos: onetitwonder: the only person humble crab follows is avril lavigne
cautiousromance: dandelionchild: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. I want oneee Want
longboarding-giraffe: Oh you got a black iPhone and you wanted a white one? Well here Mr. Crabs is playing the worlds smallest violin for you.
fred-rx: throw back to post Naka Akira intensive with a little crab tie in the old house. //model: freakflag // rope & photo: FredRx (ropes made by Giotto) // Florida, February 2015.
astronomyblog: Crab Nebula - a supernova remnant in the constellation Taurus.Image Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Hester, A. Loll (ASU)
A ground type? A flying type? A crab?So this is what I did the video on, during, and boy, let me tell you, I have heard your complaints about my videos and answered in full. Too high energy? No longer! Not enough mic clipping? No longer!
glumshoe: glumshoe: My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married,
courag3: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know their eating people like him and Plankton is
blvckgeezus: africanmelanin: malik-said: sayayedarbi: onlyblackgirl: heymrsamerica: 💀 what the fuck is that It’s either a spider or crab It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived
pangur-and-grim: warplanerubdown:“Meet the Shame-faced Crab”Thank you, I will!
montypla: cash-crab: baby sloths taking a bath. highlights include: squeaking, flower-eating oh my god they hang the sloths up to dry
dreamless-dreamer: courag3: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know their eating people like
fuckpuppet4shemales: morenabunzz: misterdick6: prettythickncurvy: viixxn: No AIDS🚫 No Chlamydia🚫 No Crabs🚫 No Trichomoniasis🚫 No Gonorrhea🚫 No Hepatitis B🚫 No Herpes🚫 No HIV🚫 No Syphilis🚫 REBLOG if u can say the same🙋🏽
viixxn: No AIDS🚫 No Chlamydia🚫 No Crabs🚫 No Trichomoniasis🚫 No Gonorrhea🚫 No Hepatitis B🚫 No Herpes🚫 No HIV🚫 No Syphilis🚫 REBLOG if u can say the same🙋🏽
plxtos: plxtos: i have a good idea for a text post mutuals reblog this post if youre interested alright. alright heres the pitch. im gonna make a post saying “crabs walk like their hiding soemthing and i intend to find out what” then you (mutual)
letshearitforthisclown: me, during sex: whats wrong her: nothing me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no somethings wrong i can tell
geordiechocolateeyes: faithandfury: keepmeafloat: lauriebiscuits: justkarlabear: eyesofakiller: I AM A CRAB BITCH. NOBODY IS TAKING MY CRABINESS AWAY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. I’M NOT A LIBRA. SCORPIO FOREVER, ASSHOLE. It’s awesome because
adamjk: week in scraps: national aquarium motel 6 on north ave 2 corndogs, nachos, large popcorn, orange soda, and a candy apple at the bengies drive-in theater chaps pit beef snuck back my donut note faidley’s crab cakes receipt
qimmahrawr: Krusty Crab Pizza is the Pizza 😌 !
I was… experiencing the life of a hermit crab.
maryellenmasterson: mr-black75: fillmecreampie: viixxn: No AIDS🚫 No Chlamydia🚫 No Crabs🚫 No Trichomoniasis🚫 No Gonorrhea🚫 No Hepatitis B🚫 No Herpes🚫 No HIV🚫 No Syphilis🚫 REBLOG if u can say the same🙋🏽 Test test testtttt!
homophobic: unclefather: Fuck me with your claws. Stick your dick in my vagina and stick one crab claw in my ass and one in my mouth. Impregnate me with lobsters. I want to become the mother of a shellfish. @staff remove this blog immediately
pinayprincessbeauty: curiouswinekitten2: I just love you, CWK. 😇💋. Smart, beautiful and the subject of comics, art work, and stalkers😱. It would be a terrific honor to be included in Cleavage Sunday. Me with crab legs, lobster tail, and
spycaptain: dutchster: whisper the three words every girl wants to hear: “let’s order pizza” “Crab fried rice.”
speedlimit15: me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab
plebeiantologist: plebeiantologist: no bad vibes in 2019 just crab bags & other bean beings yall already know what the fuck it is babey!!!!!!!!
jaycrayroyalflush: #royalflush team #88rotors - happy birthday @cbreeze2303! See you guys at coconut bay tonight! #fuckmyass @mrseam you too fucker (at The Boiling Crab)
wild-west-wind:entguarde:anistarrose:I think Tumblr should simply gamify reporting spambots for its users and give a day of free crabs to whoever (correctly) reports the mostwhack-a-botFor every ten verifiable bots reported, a random original post of
letshearitforthisclown: themilkyluna: dont-expose-me: letshearitforthisclown: me, during sex: whats wrong her: nothing me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no somethings wrong i can tell My strawberry
thetank999: joeysilverado: Armon Adibi on the beach in Miami, 5 years ago I want to come back in my next reincarnation as a sand crab on that beach !
uemulagirls: Crab is to flatten the feelings of all
patchworkbreath: cheers-to-the-fitblrs: bowiezowie: My life Her little crab hands I love her
bishopinblue:I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.
langleav: karlaxtina: hermit crab. book worm. night owl. Thanks for posting this lovely xo Lang ……………. Love & Misadventure is available online via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Books Actually,
barelyfittingin: kaiiwooo: iamtyran: diekingdomcome: the-boy-with-hawthorn: iamtyran: samalafranklin: nswf-andbeauty: ayemuhhfucka: iamtyran: Magician Convinces Lady, They Discovered Aliens they were crabs 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
interstellar-rock-crab: @jen-iii Garnet didn’t just slap peridots tiny ass she also grabbed the titties with just one hand
e-jheman: Commission for @interstellar-rock-crab ;w; Asked for some Skate related Rupphire. I hope you like the final result.Edit: Day & Night versions i did for fun!
artieuniverse: Listen. I just cannot get over how cute it is that Garnet and Pearl were building a sandcastle for crabs. Like, Steven wasn’t even over there, he was at the mailbox, so it wasn’t for his benefit. They’re just supercute dorks. Just
therealbarbielifts: bihornunicorn: jennaraaawrxoxx: bihornunicorn: To put it subtely… I’d like to.. plow you. Mr Crabs. I have an ideaaaaa What is it m’boy? Spit it out! Eww what the fuck is happening
