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aphilologicalbatman: coelasquid: srsfunny: This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab. can you imagine being the other performer and trying to keep a straight face during
foul-fiend:pint-sized-crab:This is the same image?
speedlimit15:me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab
operativesurprise: insomniac-arrest: Convergent evolution is wild, bc like, crabs keep evolving to look the same but aren’t closely related, nature is just like: BIG MEATY CLAWS, little legs, pincers, head, tiny eyes, let’s do it again! and trees
andthenrealitycrashesthrough: dotraz: mapsontheweb: Range of the coconut crab Empire
auxphonos:saintsideways:saintsideways:READY THE CRABSDEPLOY CRABS
wondersmith-and-sons:tumblr is gonna make more money off blaze, checkmarks, crabs, and shoelaces than it has under verizon and yahoo combined all because the users here have a sense of humour incomprehensible to most of civilisation. this website would
courag3: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know their eating people like him and Plankton is
homohustle: jotarokujo: what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick
bakrua: faggitvekubby: imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be i would be a giant fucking crab y'know what though I’m a Leo in the
mechandra replied to your post: mechandra asked:I just knew that …thanks, i just lost my sides laughing over the phrase “CRAB FIRE”I couldn’t decide which of these was better so I’m replying with both
e-jheman: Commission for @interstellar-rock-crab ;w; Asked for some Skate related Rupphire. I hope you like the final result.Edit: Day & Night versions i did for fun!
artieuniverse: Listen. I just cannot get over how cute it is that Garnet and Pearl were building a sandcastle for crabs. Like, Steven wasn’t even over there, he was at the mailbox, so it wasn’t for his benefit. They’re just supercute dorks. Just
Gloria Vilches El Cangrejo Ermitaño y su Huésped(The Hermit Crab and its Host) 2012
cawneil: Tumblr did us dirty.Have some Crab Rave as compensationI’ve decided to make a Twitter so if you like what I make, you can get more of it there.I’ve also gone through my follower list and searched for all the 3d artists that migrated. If
tootiegoose: spoken-not-written: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people
aviculor:Finally, Tumblr understands what its userbase wants
mrsmarlasinger:rozecrest:hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
parkinfront:rozecrest:hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
brian-mcshook: The fact that nobody was even phased at Katya acting like a crab
karkatjesus: kerink: tyrannicalshipper: swag-pyrope: welp Getting soaked and walking like a crab after that moment was me showing TRUE. LEADERSHIP. let me make sweet love to every single one of you Keri Has the Best Friends 2011 omfg
homohustle:jotarokujo:what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out
toshikiz: torea-dumbass: tickatocka: tickatocka: whenever i read someone’s tags saying “i’m ____ trash” i kind of just wanna tell them to watch out for coconut crabs okay on second thought this makes absolutely no sense without the picture
dement09: lesbiansandthelivingdead: sjw-no-thanks: I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now. Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands this is the most polite eating ive seen.
asingularcanadian:marshthemehllow:grafai-ai:tiktoks-we-like:Man sees crab for the first time.does he…Live in theSea?!Some fuckingmollusk pulls up
viixxn: No AIDS🚫No Chlamydia🚫No Crabs🚫No Trichomoniasis🚫No Gonorrhea🚫No Hepatitis B🚫No Herpes🚫No HIV🚫No Syphilis🚫REBLOG if u can say the same🙋🏽
sallystageplay: 2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle
halfgirlhalfcake: Baked Crab RangoonsClick to check a cool blog!Source for the post: Click Yum!
viixxn: No AIDS🚫 No Chlamydia🚫 No Crabs🚫 No Trichomoniasis🚫 No Gonorrhea🚫 No Hepatitis B🚫 No Herpes🚫 No HIV🚫 No Syphilis🚫 REBLOG if u can say the same🙋🏽
did-you-kno: Any time a nice, roomy shell washes ashore, hermit crabs gather round, feel each other up, make a line from biggest to smallest, and fight each other for the best upgrade. Source
shenakedbusted: viixxn: No AIDS🚫 No Chlamydia🚫 No Crabs🚫 No Trichomoniasis🚫 No Gonorrhea🚫 No Hepatitis B🚫 No Herpes🚫 No HIV🚫 No Syphilis🚫 REBLOG if u can say the same🙋🏽 👌
randomnightlord: my-wanton-self: nowscience: There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man. They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished. Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping
clam-crab-cockle-cowrie: Was told the vibrator I drunkenly ordered was going to arrive Tuesday/Wednesday. Made sure I had those days off work. It turned up today and nobody was home to sign for it.I now have a big red redelivery card reminding me of
clam-crab-cockle-cowrie: H&M pants are the best :D
clam-crab-cockle-cowrie: Who wants to come round to my house and bang the fuck out of me because I’m horny as hell right now.
clam-crab-cockle-cowrie: raikun23: Classy boys continuing to be classy. WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS ON THE INTERNET WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU AS A HUMAN BEING? D: Hahahahahahahaha
unexplained-events: searchingforapieceofmind: wentdog: unexplained-events: Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares. Goooooooooood morning this is the creepiest fucking thing i’ve ever seen and i can’t help but watch
clam-crab-cockle-cowrie: I honestly don’t understand people who don’t love learning just for the sake of learning.
ommanyte: and with just a pinch of artistic licence, you can turn the metagross line of super computer robo mechas into:… crabs
clam-crab-cockle-cowrie: Archie is the cutest fucking thing I swear to god
clam-crab-cockle-cowrie: Learning trapeze because why the fuck not. One day I will be able to do this without holding my leg for support.
tomatomagica: sallystageplay: 2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle good old crungle
sierraslinger: spoken-not-written: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating
spooksy: If you read a recent front page story of the San Francisco Chronicle, you would have read about a female humpback whale who had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines. She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps
Carved my name into the benches in front of boiling crabs 4/23/11
vivipiuomeno1:Trent Parke ph. (Australia, 1971) Ghost crabs, Quobba Beach, Western Australia, 2011 from ‘The Black Rose’, Exhibition Installation
000l0l0l00: danskjavlarna: Here’s a giant spider crab from Japan, featured in The American Museum Journal, 1904. My Strange & Unusual Site | Books | Videos | Music | Etsy 🧩
imsoshive: Gettin in on the wave Homemade crab dip/fake French dressing lol
churchofpoetry: mens-rights-activia: when-there-is-a-will: mens-rights-activia: People from Maryland are so proud of being from there, and for what? Crabs? They’re found all over the place. Old bay seasoning? It’s just fishy Lawry’s salt. That
fred-rx: throw back to post Naka Akira intensive with a little crab tie in the old house. //model: freakflag // rope & photo: FredRx (ropes made by Giotto) // Florida, February 2015.
want2trytri: viixxn: No AIDS🚫 No Chlamydia🚫 No Crabs🚫 No Trichomoniasis🚫 No Gonorrhea🚫 No Hepatitis B🚫 No Herpes🚫 No HIV🚫 No Syphilis🚫 REBLOG if u can say the same🙋🏽 Clean
timberwolf-manstab: painted-bees: Sean and I found a species of decorator crab in Ya Nui’s tidal pools today..! Somebody enchanted a pile of gravel to become a small spider and then just left it on the beach to fend for itself. Irresponsible.
