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Riding Rainbow: “Fugitive Flowers” (Parts 1 and 2) Do you remember that episode of “Breaking Bad” with all the Giant Enemy Crabs and the tentacle rape monsters? Wait, what’s this show about again? G1’s “My Little Pony”? Oh
therhumboogie: By Aki Inomata, quite literally taking the hermit crabs ability for carrying their home on their back, the Japanese artist crafts architecturally inspired shells from plastic for the crabs, with miniature cities on them. I think another
is-the-bug-video-cute:storm-sentinel:Them™Rating: CUTEHermit crabs are migratory in the wild, and they benefit from being able to walk long distances. In captivity, a hamster wheel is a great way to simulate this behavior!
aurumacadicus:Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab”
undeadhousewife:So I was talking to my husband about how the queen is in the hospital and I casually said “prepare the crabs” and let me tell you, that is how I learned the crab rave isn’t as widely known as I had assumed
posthorn: In the course of digging their burrows in the sand, crabs in Malaysia and Australia create their own galaxies.
frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
dontpanicmoriartyishere: nylooms: tupacabra: it’s a metaphor The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor a metaphor in a metaphor
sushinfood: aeon-fux: notbythehaironmychinnychinchins: ultrafacts: When an individual crab finds a new empty shell it will leave its own shell and inspect the vacant shell for size. If the shell is found to be too large, the crab goes back to its
frostyclyde: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD Why does this have notes
nylooms: tupacabra: it’s a metaphor The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
astronomicalwonders: Messier 1 - The Crab NebulaPotentially Humanity’s First Historically Observed Supernova The Crab Nebula is the first astronomical object identified with a historical supernova explosion. Around in the year 1054, Chinese astronomers
mister-smalls: nylooms: tupacabra: it’s a metaphor The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
actuallysidvicious: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
mister-smalls: nylooms: tupacabra: it’s a metaphor The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor The Fault in our (Lob)Stars Yuh ama artık ya
lulz-time: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD Be sure to follow this
superkianagalaxy: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
jarondgrammer: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD This is still my favorite
