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sketchymiru: counterhunter: the rare and wonderful migration of the red crab (sadly i messed up the timing a bit) oH MY GOD
newsweek: (via The Blood Harvest - Alexis C. Madrigal - The Atlantic) Every drug certified by the FDA must be tested using LAL, a substance found only in horseshoe crab blood. Every single person in America who has ever had an injection has been protecte
snugglyaggron: sixpenceee: Artist Robert DuGrenier has been making glass hermit crab shells and “crabitats” (large hand blown tanks) for hermit crabs to live in and for more than 15 years. I can’t tell you exactly what I was expecting the rest
gourmetghoul: Theres a Crab on the Ground, I said Young Man, There Are Crabs All Around.
bunjywunjy:bunjywunjy:bunjywunjy:oh, someone bought me crabs! thank you!! I-wait a sec.ZOOM IN.that looks… familiar.hang on-…all right. standing ovation from me on the animal pun, tumblr staff!ahahaha! AHAHAHAHA!!!HALLOWEEN CRABS BE UPON
farewell-kingdom: Due to the human tendency to collect the colorful objects along sandy shores, the hermit crabs don’t have a lot of shell options and, as a result, they are becoming more and more homeless. In 2010, and with concern for the little
jtotheizzoe: Those Who Live In Glass Houses . . . Custom-crafted glass shells give biologists an unprecedented view of hermit crab housing behaviors. The sharing and swapping of shells between hermit crabs creates elaborate social networks, a blend of
dude, fuck our problems. lets move to alaska and become crab fishermen, i mean itll probably suck ass being cold and wet and constantly on the verge of death, but we’ll have our boat or whatever. have some crabs… some jameson… thats
knifeandlighter: dude, fuck our problems. lets move to alaska and become crab fishermen, i mean itll probably suck ass being cold and wet and constantly on the verge of death, but we’ll have our boat or whatever. have some crabs… some jameson…
knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: dude, fuck our problems. lets move to alaska and become crab fishermen, i mean itll probably suck ass being cold and wet and constantly on the verge of death, but we’ll have our boat or whatever. have some crabs…
adventuresofthecolossalpony: Molly: “you pulled him out of a tree that looked like a crab.” Joey: “Oh mollllyyyyy, you ruined the epic tale of me fighting a crab!”Candy: “Pew Pew” x3!
actualirleridan: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing
rhamphotheca: White Xenia Crab from Indonesia “Lembeh Strait is a fantastic place to find species that have evolved to resemble other animals or plants to survive. Because of the lens I was using, I had to get really close to this crab. As I moved
amnhnyc: Though it’s only 2.8-4.3 inches wide, the terrestrial crab Johngarthia lagostoma is the largest native land animal on Ascension Island, one of four islands in the South Atlantic where it’s found. Since these crustaceans cannot swim, the
hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing
37q: pyrrhiccomedy: sixpenceee: A giant stained glass crab found at the Baltimore Washington International Airport. think about how many people needed to agree that they wanted a stained glass crab to exist for this to be a thing. people are amazing.
kingovswords: suppermariobroth: Flag-waving crab from the Manta Rings minigame in Mario Party 4. I am this crab
keinzantezuken: rawspecimen: a-spiders-blog: Epicadus heterogaster lampfaced: brazilian crab spider also known as the most beautiful spider species in the world look at the other color they come in also, these are the ladies here is what the men
edwardspoonhands: lizziekeiper: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the
raenbowsofficial: justnoodlefishthings: justnoodlefishthings: SO I DID A WATER CHANGE ON THE SHRIMP TANK AND LIFTED UP A ROCK AND LIKE FOUR CRABS CAME OUT??!? SUDDENLY CRAB?!
what-the-flippity-flam-stalker: actualirleridan: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and
ferrousfellow: atomic-jotunn: angrylesbianadventures: atomic-jotunn: The weird thing to me about that crab cycle meme is that crabs have these weirdly complicated life-cycles, in which they change shape an entirely excessive number of times. So really…
spoonmeb: dement09: lesbiansandthelivingdead: sjw-no-thanks: I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now. Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands this is the most polite eating ive seen. I hate crabs
420moshdad: sixpenceee: A giant stained glass crab found at the Baltimore Washington International Airport. can yall believe they just found this huge glass crab at an airport what was it doin there
eatthekidsfirst: animals-riding-animals: crab riding crab TO BATTLE “For the CRUSTACEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
atoastystrudel: hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the
zomey: craigslistdad: and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar I appreciate the Spongebob reference but Mr. Krabs was a crab…Clearly this is Larry the lobsters concerned cousin, Carl the Crawdad, speaking out against the misuse
askponytiki: kiriiv: nosdrinker: most crabs need to fuck all the way off this isn’t got damn starship troopers adrian your tags jesus christ man GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!!!!!!!! HURRY ATTACKING ITS WEAKNESS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!!
fr33kinmatt: 420moshdad: sixpenceee: A giant stained glass crab found at the Baltimore Washington International Airport. can yall believe they just found this huge glass crab at an airport what was it doin there That’s worth a Master Ball tbh.
darqx: The baby crabs are coming back and this year has been the biggest return since like 1995 or something! ( ゚▽゚)/ Usually there’s only been smatterings for the longest time but this is a SEA. The buildings down at the Kampong have been inundated
randomitemdrop: Item: Clockwork Spider, about the size of a large crab, that feeds on forged items; as it eats them, the time it took for the item to be created is added to the spider’s life, so it will seek out complex mechanical items and artistic
memelovingbot: reblog if you think the knife crab on the left is just as beautiful as the whippets and sodomy on the right
itwashotwestayedinthewater: wvi: erarg: erarg: lost video request: anyone remember the video that’s footage of a deep sea crab goin around while rich gang - lifestyle plays hi this isnt actually a crab!! this is a giant isopod n basically they’re
unclefather: randomitemdrop: Item: Cadbury Crab Eggs. Appear to be standard confectionery, but when eaten, a live and angry blue crab emerges, presumably attacking the eater. this is just a part of maryland culture
ducklikethedaffy:kalybaly:bishopinblue:bishopinblue:I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.I’m actually gonna cry over these crabs…..In case anyone was curious what they looked like!GRABBY
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colorslashmotion:Almost spotted by a beach patrol. Hid like a hermit crab in the driftwood house I made, if a hermit crab had ANY taste in underwear. Close one.
youngjusticer: クラブ, the “river-crab” Pokemon, is 1’4” and weighs 14.3 lbs. “Krabby” is a corruption of crabby (ill-tempered), but it is probably a pun on crab since nothing suggests it is grouchy. In times of scarce food sources, it
actionables: sneakyfeets: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest
dalenthas:the-bogside-man:crabs-and-bullfrogs:marinella-ela:Become ungovernableI love how the whole community is in the know on this tortoise’s bullshit lmaoIt’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood and you are a horrible tortoise.
griseus: PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are
allo-mishamigos: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing
cuadernostibetanos: por supuesto, en Japón biomedicalephemera: The Giant Spider Crab of Japan [Macrocheira kaempferi] This is a big ol’ crab. Bigger than any other arthropod. Some can be 3.8m (12 ft) from claw to claw. They’re really, really big.
sneakyfeets: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever.
bl00mish: fuckoffmiimi: john lennon’s art is the reason i’m alive i mean look “crabs crabbing”
astronomyblog: In celebration of the 29th anniversary of the launch of NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers captured this festive, colorful look at the tentacled Southern Crab Nebula.The nebula, officially known as Hen 2-104, is located several
did-you-kno:This Giant Crab Is Like Something From Your Nightmares…Coconut crabs are the largest terrestrial arthropods in the world. They have adapted to live on land because they can drown if submerged in water for too long. Once you see them in action,
necromin: c-has-a-blog: There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab look at he mitten
coolthingoftheday: Vampire crabs are a rare species of crustacean that, until recently, had scientists completely stumped - because despite noticing them in pet stores and aquariums around the world, biologists had no idea where they came from. Crab
thedailylaughs: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing
sandboytx: [ COLOR SLASH ] “Almost spotted by a beach patrol. Hid like a hermit crab in the driftwood house I made, if a hermit crab had ANY taste in underwear. Close one.” - colorslashmotion
chubstr: In the second edition of our new feature, Eat This Now, we bring you the best BBQ joint you’ll ever find in a gas station. Say hello to Kansas City, Kansas’ Oklahoma Joe’s. Don’t forget to thy the soft shell crab po’ boy. The