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skies-ofskaia: trydain: camwyn: lostinhistory: prinnyemperor: gigaguess: You fucked up you seriously fucked up. actual photo of maryland Rise of the Crustaceans. Category 0.5 kaiju. CRAB BATTLE Category 0.5 Kaiju
darkholestuff: cawneil: Tumblr did us dirty. Have some Crab Rave as compensation I’ve decided to make a Twitter so if you like what I make, you can get more of it there. I’ve also gone through my follower list and searched for all the 3d artists
dartranna-alurath: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. SO MUCH WANT
cataradical: do-the-loki-pokie: Have you ever heard a baby sugar glider squeak?!?! i love when gliders crab omg
countess-amdapor: varae-ver-you-are: matovilka: matovilkaeats: A turducken is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey. A Cthurkey is an octopus stuffed inside a turkey and garnished with crab legs and bacon. The dish is named in honor
Boudin’s bakery at Fisherman’s Wharf! Didn’t get anything there, but the freshly made sourdough bread crabs were adorable :3
dement09: lesbiansandthelivingdead: sjw-no-thanks: I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now. Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands this is the most polite eating ive seen.
zyort replied to your post: OK NEW FEAR, I’M SCARED OF CRABS NOW Oh no, what happened? let’s just say *flashback* “OH MY F*CKING GOD, A SPIDER IS IN THE FRIDGE!!” “Chris, you f*cking retard, that my dinner”
homoelitism: nonbinarysapphic: crabs-in-a-trench-coat: When a writer doesn’t give a female character a male love interest: It could be for a multitude of reasons. Some of these reasons may have to do with the environment, situation, or her personal
davehillustration: Crab nebula I did for a little astronomically based exhibition at the showroom cinema.
longway-jones: melaninmedicine: theblackmanonthemoon: sugaraykay: thehighpriestofreverseracism: 206bish: thehighpriestofreverseracism: This is probably my fave video of all time They were crabs Michael “Where the hell you get this information
speedlimit15:me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab
caecilius-est-pater:I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish
myothertardisisonthemun: homicake: moonlandingwasfaked: homicake: lmao crabs…. they just go snip thats his decision and i respect it the ocean is amazing
box-head-idiot: The King Guidance - by crab
radianceandmist: deepthroatdemon: tibets: it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth i know…. children are so disgusting… Fake. There are only four currently living species of horseshoe crabs, and the largest grows up to 60cm/2’
homohustle:jotarokujo:what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out
popsicle-stand: mens-rights-activia: People from Maryland are so proud of being from there, and for what? Crabs? They’re found all over the place. Old bay seasoning? It’s just fishy Lawry’s salt? That ugly checkered mess of a flag? Looks like a
bagginsandoakenshield: dandelionchild: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. I want oneee
cherryhillpark: Asbury Park’s Annual Nude Crab Walk draws thousands of visitors every fall. Both men and women eagerly attend this delicious event. Participants offer free tastings along the route.
sixpenceee:On Christmas Island, Australia, they have special overpasses and underpasses that help millions of crabs cross the street.
sixpenceee:A giant stained glass crab found at the Baltimore Washington International Airport. I’ve had my picture taken here
I was… experiencing the life of a hermit crab.
amfinwat: mercy: torbjorn, I’m sorry about your arm but we can offer the most advanced prosthetics available to mankind, we just fitted a new recruit Jesse with a very realistic– torbjorn: i want a crab arm mercy: well you see we actually can give
plebeiantologist: plebeiantologist: no bad vibes in 2019 just crab bags & other bean beings yall already know what the fuck it is babey!!!!!!!!
homophobic: unclefather: Fuck me with your claws. Stick your dick in my vagina and stick one crab claw in my ass and one in my mouth. Impregnate me with lobsters. I want to become the mother of a shellfish. @staff remove this blog immediately
herrmann-crab: This episode of Diners Drive-ins and Dives is visiting a restaurant that’s watching the Barefoot Contessa Why watch anything else?
disgustinganimals: butterfly in the skythis crab goes twice as hightime to runso grab your gunand board your windows
sidneyia: countess-amdapor: varae-ver-you-are: matovilka: matovilkaeats: A turducken is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey. A Cthurkey is an octopus stuffed inside a turkey and garnished with crab legs and bacon. The dish is
sixthrock: samael: ikaricrossinglines: utterlyspoopy: So my dad found this hermit crab outside today. This is the strangest shell I’ve ever seen lol oh bless him and his lil pipe butt! whilst durable, its possibly a little heavy for him too. I
montereybayaquarium: Jellies play many roles in the ocean ecosystem, from predator to prey. They’re also prime real estate for open-ocean hitchhikers, including crabs, barnacles and fishes!
montereybayaquarium: Eek—pelagic red crab baby! 😍🍼🦀Our cunning aquarists are culturing these crimson crustaceans—under the microscope, you can see their crabby characteristics crystal clear, including their square heart beating like crazy!These
sixpenceee: A giant stained glass crab found at the Baltimore Washington International Airport.
oldbookillustrations: Giant lobsters, titanic crabs… Alphonse de Neuville, from Vingt mille lieues sous les mers (Twenty thousand leagues under the seas), by Jules Verne, Paris, 1871. (Source: archive.org)
montereybayaquarium: Can you find it? There is a commensal crab hiding in this giant bell jelly (Scrippsia pacifica)! Applied Research Microbiologist Emma Fiori took this amazing photo behind the scenes of our “Jellies Experience” special exhibition.
headturnmeon: nakedangrydoll: vodomi: tobagobookings: What’s your favorite Trinidad and Tobago street food? Jaunted lists some of the popular street foods found in TnT. 1. Bake and Shark 2. Roti 3. Buss Up Shut 4. Doubles 5. Tiny Crabs -
adoness: mz218: viixxn: No AIDS🚫No Chlamydia🚫No Crabs🚫No Trichomoniasis🚫No Gonorrhea🚫No Hepatitis B🚫No Herpes🚫No HIV🚫No Syphilis🚫REBLOG if u can say the same🙋🏽 💯 💯💯
dandelionchild: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. I want oneee
nightmareloki: crab-cakes: fanboywithoutacause: nickblackisadb: Um… “What seems to be the problem here?” don’t lie. you know this is a crossover you’d want to see. I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
gorgeousgeology: sovexedtofind: gorgeousgeology: nerdyginger2307: earthstory: gorgeousgeology: This is a very rare and awesome find. This is a crab claw that has been opalised in the same way that petrified wood is. Very rare and very beautiful
jaubaius: This little crab casually clearing the sand from his eyes
tomorrowcomesomedayblog: “Fellow travelers” with shells on the flats - seahorse, starfish, horseshoe crab and sea urchin
brokebitchantics: yungfrazier: Like real nigga shit why my nigga spongebob ain’t get the manager job at crusty crab 2? Like my nigga could run that shit with his eyes clothes. My nigga was flipping burgers like my nigga was side hustlin or sumn. My
brasspistol: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. I WANNA BE AN ELF
plxtos: plxtos: i have a good idea for a text post mutuals reblog this post if youre interested alright. alright heres the pitch. im gonna make a post saying “crabs walk like their hiding soemthing and i intend to find out what” then you (mutual)
bigprettygothgf: my-wanton-self: nowscience: There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man. They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished. Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping
honestlynatalie: geographykhaleesi: glumshoe: My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman
gloridiamonds: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton
raikohponies: What’s the deal with Rarity fighting giant crabs anyway?
thejohnsu: “Take me into the water! I’m going to chase some crabs out for you guys.”
thejohnsu:“Take me into the water! I’m going to chase some crabs out for you guys.”
death-crab: Game of the year?
candyincubus: gifsboom: Octopus chases crab. [video] “Get the fuck over here ya lil bastard”
ommanyte: and with just a pinch of artistic licence, you can turn the metagross line of super computer robo mechas into: … crabs
justnoodlefishthings:Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a tiny crab, no time to talk
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