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qlazzarusgooodbyehorses: caecilius-est-pater: I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and
dat-goat-boi: cockjelly: motherfucker-unlimited: everyone shut the fuck up and post crabs
motherfucker-unlimited: everyone shut the fuck up and post crabs
thegauntletqueen: decaydentdeer: dat-goat-boi: cockjelly: motherfucker-unlimited: everyone shut the fuck up and post crabs @ultimateotakugirl100 @lunensis
catsofinstagram: From @kitten_faces: “Came across some little crabs 🦀 along the beach.” #catsofinstagram [source: https://instagr.am/p/CEIpSBjIUxT/ ]
higgzorz:anarchistfrogposting:narichem-deactivated20210419:anarchistfrogposting:carcinisationIt’s crab apple you dumb stupid piece of slut whore shit. You fucking braindead nobody cock sock mother fucker. You fucking missed the opportunity to make
warplanerubdown:“Meet the Shame-faced Crab”Thank you, I will!
stupidstupidratcreatures:jaubaius: This little crab casually clearing the sand from his eyes windshield wiper
cold-helix:The one noise you’ll hear from my apartment when I get my fiddler crabs
great-and-small:Spending time with kids always reminds me how much I love the way they play. I’ll be like “hey kid look, this little bug is called an isopod it’s related to crabs and it eats dead plants” and they’ll immediately respond with
nikitalouise: sixpenceee:On Christmas Island, Australia, they have special overpasses and underpasses that help millions of crabs cross the street. This is so cute
imagine-jet-tila: Imagine Jet Tila releasing crabs into the Cutthroat Kitchen set.
disgustinganimals:disgustinganimals:butterfly in the skythis crab goes twice as hightime to runso grab your gunand board your windowscrabs can go anywherefriend or foeno time to knowjust board your windows
letshearitforthisclown: me, during sex: whats wrong her: nothing me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no somethings wrong i can tell
letshearitforthisclown: themilkyluna: dont-expose-me: letshearitforthisclown: me, during sex: whats wrong her: nothing me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no somethings wrong i can tell My strawberry
letshearitforthisclown: neo-soulless: letshearitforthisclown: themilkyluna: dont-expose-me: letshearitforthisclown: me, during sex: whats wrong her: nothing me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no
tomatomagica: sallystageplay: 2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle good old crungle
speedlimit15: me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab
kramergate: bogleech: kramergate: kramergate: DnD is going great we accidentally almost killed a stablehand for his giant crabs the stablehand didn’t respond to our big half orc lady’s intimidation and he was just like a teenager at his day job
isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv:savedgame:isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv:Crabs deserve voting rights too I thinkhow will they tap the screen with clawsYou’re so ignorant it’s not even funny
operativesurprise: insomniac-arrest: Convergent evolution is wild, bc like, crabs keep evolving to look the same but aren’t closely related, nature is just like: BIG MEATY CLAWS, little legs, pincers, head, tiny eyes, let’s do it again! and trees
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sonofabreach: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i love the internet i found a crab chair what does that even mean
peniswakt-deactivated20210717:peniswakt-deactivated20210717:i want to get pinched by a crab at least once in my life. i want to know what it feels likethanks for the help everybody
snarp:Last night I dreamed that I’d written a play that was a “parody” of Cats about pet hermit crabs (or ferrets, this kept changing), which was a surrealist noir murder mystery set in a world divorced from linear time, where the mystery was not
platycryptus:a horseshoe crab i saw with the most fantastic flowing mane of algae (Massachusetts, 7/23/22)
thebibliosphere:@staff you should enable a new version of Tumblr PVP where we can “verify” people the same way we gift crabs. It’ll be like a lethal version of “tag you’re it.”
kar-crab: emptyparkinglot2am: I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am The name says it all.
xahira: dandelionchild: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. I want oneee I have a few
retroactivebakeries: daisukitoo: slab-o-meat: slab-o-meat: crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their
africanmelanin: malik-said: sayayedarbi: onlyblackgirl: heymrsamerica: 💀 what the fuck is that It’s either a spider or crab It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived that encounter.
honestlynatalie: geographykhaleesi: glumshoe: My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman
dement09: lesbiansandthelivingdead: sjw-no-thanks: I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now. Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands this is the most polite eating ive seen.
prettythickncurvy: viixxn: No AIDS🚫No Chlamydia🚫No Crabs🚫No Trichomoniasis🚫No Gonorrhea🚫No Hepatitis B🚫No Herpes🚫No HIV🚫No Syphilis🚫REBLOG if u can say the same🙋🏽 PROUDLY!!!!
familyfriendlyurl: IF U PUT UR EAR TO A SEASHELL U CAN HEAR THE OCEAN, IF U PUT UR EAR TO A HERMIT CRAB SHELL U CAN HEAR A TINY CRUSTACEAN CRAWLING INTO UR BODY AND TAKING CONTROL
foodieapprovedeats: Crab Hub 🦀🍗 📍San Fernando, CA 📸 CreditsFind the best foodie spots! #foodieapproved
thlop1: Went to the beach and found heaps of star fish!Just hope i don’t find any crabs!!!
torea-dumbass: tickatocka: tickatocka: whenever i read someone’s tags saying “i’m ____ trash” i kind of just wanna tell them to watch out for coconut crabs okay on second thought this makes absolutely no sense without the picture with it so
speedlimit15:me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab
emmaklee:(via Gastro Obscura on Instagram: “"One thing to get out of the way is that crab rangoon is not inauthentic, and you should not be embarrassed to order it. American Chinese…”) 😍😍😍
Anonymous asked: go crush another horse shoe crab kait and maybe this time the one on your vagina
whoreswillbewhoreswillbewhores: blessedwhores: Tia freaks out and panics as she almost drowns in urine. She looks like a crab when she’s bobbing around… Ah, at last the video…
geographykhaleesi: glumshoe: My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was
awkwaaaard: 2005- ‘All We Know is Falling’ Album: 1) All We Know2) Pressure3) Emergency4) Brighter5) Here We Go Again6) Never Let This Go7) Whoa8) Conspiracy9) Franklin10) My Heart 2006- ‘The Summer Tic’ EP: 11) Emergency [Crab Mix]12) Oh Star13)
sweetnebula: The fantastic Crab Nebula
w0rththedrive: thedorkmistress: corgisandboobs: jennibrown-ben-plumm: Minas Tirith Sandcastle A Minas Tirith Sand Castle So goes Denethor, son of Ecthelion. *throws crab off the top*
corgisandboobs: jennibrown-ben-plumm: Minas Tirith Sandcastle A Minas Tirith Sand Castle So goes Denethor, son of Ecthelion. *throws crab off the top*
bagginsandoakenshield: dandelionchild: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. I want oneee
thelandcrab: k-catch: thelandcrab: I bought the Land Crab in 1999 for 踰. At that time it was a front wheel drive automatic that wouldn’t go into 3rd gear. It would be a realistic solution for many people to send a 20 year old economy car with
thetowndrugdealer: thetowndrugdealer: my physics teacher explained to my class today that to get rid of crabs you have to shave one side of your pubes then light them on fire and then when they all start running to the shaved part you start punching
Next one Dokkaebi, seems like Mr.Crab there made a nice, clean cut! Only one more until the Summer Collection is completed :3All versions up on my Patreon! ❤ Support me on Patreon if you like my work ! ❤❤ Also you can donate me some coffees
sixpenceee: On Christmas Island, Australia, they have special overpasses and underpasses that help millions of crabs cross the street.
shinningrainbow: Either he’s trying to work out a deal for some head on his next lunch break with the other guy or he has crabs. HHDC
fyeahstick-n-poke: Here are a few of my stick n pokes. I’m currently working on finishing the keytar crab.
patchworkbreath: cheers-to-the-fitblrs: bowiezowie: My life Her little crab hands I love her
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