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Heidi Cruz complains about Ted's 赎,000 Senate salary: 'We’re not buying a second home anytime soon'
c-bassmeow: thedeadlysnake: liberalsarecool: macleod: Bernie Sanders is by far the most qualified and experienced candidate. On the other side: Trump has zero years and Ted ‘Calgary’ Cruz has three. So Bernie is the outsider one minute, the
judgejudyofficial: In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful
sleepiesoft: dylanaf: Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
adulthoodisokay: I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.
the-real-ted-cruz: aterum-krs: Me reblogging an “ask me” post that’s gonna get straight ignored like the last 20. this is the realest post on this entire godforesaken website
goodzillo: tebya: Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken
mixedican: mixedican: james charles is just twink ted cruz sorry this is really vague but my proof:
I’m doing a Kickstarter to buy Ted Cruz a Fleshlight
‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful https://t.co/bEqOAYpxEL
oatmeal: I wrote a letter to Ted Cruz explaining how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works. Read the full thing here.
markthemech: marshybot: I’m laughing because now that Ted Cruz is running for president, his wife (whose health insurance he was covered under) decided to take a leave of absence to help him campaign, causing them both to lose their health insurance.
shorthalt: theawesomeshadowwolf: duwangarang: i… i don’t know what to say… what the fuck is that second thing republican presidential candidate ted cruz
moonlandingwasfaked: emobody: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun Confirmed zodiac killer boutta strike again
Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz
lord-kitschener: tedcruzthemarshmallowman: geckopirateship: jazzcatte: does… does he know what that means Lay your cash down for the chance to fuck Ted Cruz 20 minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look Netflix and become
accioharo: mindfulwrath: kairiwiki: basically-fabulous: Guys we need to stop saying Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. He was born in 1970, when the killer was active in 1968-69. Clearly he’s the SON of the Zodiac Killer, all grown up and ready to
stirringwind: kindafooey: bipolar-berry-crunch: stirringwind: guys what is ted cruz and donald trump’s ship name? crump? truz? The cool yet comfortable breeze ruffled Donald’s bleached hair as he leaned against the wooden railing, gazing longingly
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wilwheaton: Eat shit and die, Ted Cruz.
bisexuelledoe: ictuaun: the-real-ted-cruz: shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all
