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britishgentlelady: tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates have to team up and go back in time to stop him but along the way jeb bush realizes his dream to dance and ted cruz goes rogue and becomes the zodiac
Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz
nzqrchos: jean-luc-gohard: This election is the gift that keeps on giving. ted cruz and ben carson played 7 minutes in heaven
itsstuckyinmyhead: Craig Mazin was Ted Cruz’s college roommate and he really really really hates him
kairiwiki: basically-fabulous: Guys we need to stop saying Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. He was born in 1970, when the killer was active in 1968-69. Clearly he’s the SON of the Zodiac Killer, all grown up and ready to follow in the footsteps of
gurubuckaroo: Alex Hirsch’s Presidential Pokemon
funohtrixpointnever: ted cruz is being controlled by a powerful warlock
shorthalt: theawesomeshadowwolf: duwangarang: i… i don’t know what to say… what the fuck is that second thing republican presidential candidate ted cruz
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86timewarp: rembelll: africancheewahwah: Why this baby look like Ted cruz The zodiac killer is reborn The Zodiac Wars
shmemson: Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller
teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos: official-data: New Ted Cruz theory: Yes, he’s the Zodiac Killer. That’s a given. But he’s also a time traveler, thus explaining his oh-so-convenient alibi of “not being born yet”. This leads to a scary possibility.
micdotcom: Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).
anyway i realised who ted cruz reminded me of
fem-usa: papahansolo: papahansolo: papahansolo: why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight? the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him PUT YA ARMS DOWN CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY If this gets 500 notes I’ll
fuckyeahtx: adulthoodisokay: I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter. Dead.
micdotcom: So many lookalikes. Only one Ted Cruz.
octoknight: ivelischpfuli: octoknight: I had a nightmare that Ted Cruz was elected president and his first speech as president opened with “Hello everypony” I tried waking myself up so hard that I had a headache when I finally woke up
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: himatzu: himatzu: ted cruz smiles like he has shampoo in his eyes yea maybe it’s from the long ass shower he took to wash off the blood from being the zodiac killer
princess-stabbity: you know, the best thing about ted cruz’s speech saying “vote with your conscience” is he doesn’t actually say “don’t vote for trump” like he literally let trump supporters themselves make the leap that voting for trump
crime-she-typed: damnian-wayne: micdotcom: Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!). I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump ^^^YOOOO I FORGOT THAT WAS A THING 👀
jchamphero: 86timewarp: rembelll: africancheewahwah: Why this baby look like Ted cruz The zodiac killer is reborn The Zodiac Wars I can’t ⚰⚰
tedcruzthemarshmallowman: geckopirateship: jazzcatte: does… does he know what that means Lay your cash down for the chance to fuck Ted Cruz 20 minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look
the-real-ted-cruz: All boys are lovely. Boys with long hair, short hair, dark skin, light skin, feminine boys, masculine boys, cis boys, trans boys, boys of all different shapes and sizes. All boys are beautiful.
the-real-ted-cruz: boys that are masculine👌 boys that are feminine👌 boys that are cis👌 boys that are trans👌 boys that have light skin👌 boys that have dark skin👌 boys that are outgoing👌 boys that are shy👌 boys 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
the-real-ted-cruz: Hey ladies: wear red lipstick, wear skirts, wear dresses, wear winged eyeliner, wear the “girliest” clothes you can find, or don’t. Wear whatever the heck you want, and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise.
the-real-ted-cruz: Reblog if you think trans women are lovely
sleepiesoft: dylanaf: Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
girlnotinmexico: childservices: babygirlaesthetic: deez–ovaries: splittingmyskin: scientificphilosopher: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference.The dude creepily
wilwheaton: Eat shit and die, Ted Cruz.
thefrogman:sirfrogsworth:It’s goo time, Ted Cruz. I was also considering Mitch McConnell but I was worried he might already be sentient goo and thus, immune to goo-ifcation.
the-real-ted-cruz: Masterpost
sanspanties: damnian-wayne: micdotcom: Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!). I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump And both these assholes want to be President of the United
And that Ted Cruz is the Antichrist #tedcruz #donniedarko #religion
saywhat-politics: Ted Cruz Wins Iowa, Sees Own Shadow
orientaltiger: “Immigrant activists who protested against Donald Trump and Ted Cruz’s Stop Iran Deal rally on Wednesday in D.C. were spit on and assaulted by crowd members before being forcibly removed by police. Video of the event shared by immigration
kramergate: sometimes anxiety makes me feel the way Ted Cruz looks
gettindowntothisickbeat: grrrlproblems: kristenstewartsgirlfriend: pithy-partyy: babygirlaesthetic: deez–ovaries: splittingmyskin: scientificphilosopher: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent
moonlandingwasfaked: emobody: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun Confirmed zodiac killer boutta strike again
the-real-ted-cruz: jellyfish-blob: marauders4evr: It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear: It’s been over five years and that still impresses the
bi-until-theday-idie: ictuaun: the-real-ted-cruz: shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all nah, i don’t know how to put on makeup AND I’M GLAD I DON’T!
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: egalitarian-nature-blog: the-real-ted-cruz: Reblog if you believe women should be punished equally as harshly as men for the same crime of course duh
the-real-ted-cruz: idk what queerbaiting is so I’m just gonna assume it’s fishing but instead of catching fish you catch The Gays™ You mean you can catch it?!?! 😳 🤣
i-want-spankings: egaylitarian: birepublicangirl: the-real-ted-cruz: refinery29: #DisabledAndCute is the best thing on Twitter this week (and there’s been a LOT of stiff competition) We’ve seen firsthand just how powerful, courageous, and badass
mixedican: mixedican: james charles is just twink ted cruz sorry this is really vague but my proof:
adulthoodisokay: I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter. 😂😂😂
the-philosophers-bone: animentality:ted cruz is like the epitome of human misery in every video and photo i’ve ever seen of him. tbh I expected this though… like odds are some dumbass, horny like 22 year old social media intern just lost his job
thewinterotter: allonsyforever: allonsyforever: John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault John Legend continues to live up to his last name in every
adulthoodisokay:I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.
wtffundiefamilies: So…who else is hoping for a gay sex scandal featuring Ted Cruz right now?
tatted-black-widow: orientaltiger: “Immigrant activists who protested against Donald Trump and Ted Cruz’s Stop Iran Deal rally on Wednesday in D.C. were spit on and assaulted by crowd members before being forcibly removed by police. Video of the
