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kropotkhristian: ubiquitousdevil: dabblingindissent: kropotkhristian: Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just
drinking-tea-at-midnight: taybigail: wereabetterman: BIG NEWS IN TEXAS!!!!! Over the 10-day early voting period 4 MILLION votes were cast! This is 84% of the total votes casted in the 2014 midterms!!! Oh, and Beto O’Rourke is now even with Ted Cruz
taybigail: wereabetterman: BIG NEWS IN TEXAS!!!!! Over the 10-day early voting period 4 MILLION votes were cast! This is 84% of the total votes casted in the 2014 midterms!!! Oh, and Beto O’Rourke is now even with Ted Cruz in the polls so get out
tonysopranobignaturals:southernleopardfrog-deactivated:tonysopranobignaturals:This meme did more for politics education than every PragerU video combinedPlease roast pragur u more oftenPragerU is funded by fracking billionaires who failed to get Ted Cruz
tikkunolamorgtfo:serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty:I think it should be clarified that people are not being fired for how they vote. Odious though he may be in my opinion, nobody is going to lose their job just because they voted for Ted Cruz.Some people,
marisatomay: marisatomay:. 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ keep the 🕯️southerners safe 🕯️ and kill ted cruz 🕯️
wilwheaton: Eat shit and die, Ted Cruz.
memeufacturing: i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer
internetsurfing: sweezamuffin:i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
icanreallyuseawish: the-real-ted-cruz: a-quiet-voice: nyc-conservative: It took me a sec to get it and then I was like whispered “ohhh nooo” WHAT AM I MISSING OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT AKCUFJSKCHR IM SOBBING OH MY FUCKING GOD
dailygiffing: Video: Donald Trump’s Phone Call with Ted Cruz
micdotcom: Quick, somebody get Ted Cruz some Neosporin for those burns. Warren wasn’t even done. She goes on to tweet what he should be doing instead of complaining.
theonion: Political Positions: DeafeningEthnicity: White enoughSupporters: Those people from high school who got married when they were 18More Ted Cruz info.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: himatzu: himatzu: ted cruz smiles like he has shampoo in his eyes yea maybe it’s from the long ass shower he took to wash off the blood from being the zodiac killer
86timewarp: rembelll: africancheewahwah: Why this baby look like Ted cruz The zodiac killer is reborn The Zodiac Wars
kawaii-himawari: parasitoparadiso: Is it me or does that pepper look like Ted Cruz
the-real-ted-cruz: @ masculine boys: I love you @ feminine boys: I love you @ cis boys: I love you @ trans boys: I love you @ boys with dark skin: I love you @ boys with light skin: I love you @ tall boys: I love you @ short boys: I love you @ boys: I
the-real-ted-cruz: myst-l-vie: marzipanandminutiae: glamaphonic: moniquill: No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since. This is a
geckopirateship: jazzcatte: does… does he know what that means Lay your cash down for the chance to fuck Ted Cruz Bahahahahahaha!
lost-carcosa: astrodidact: What a piece of shit Ted Cruz is… [source]
the-real-ted-cruz: sorta-dad: smatter: pro-gay: stressed-daydreamer: pizzaotter: HAVE YOU LOT SEEN THIS INSURANCE AD I AM FUCKING SCREAMING @thecybersmith
dat-gaylife: babyfrijole: daddys-smol-frijol: the-real-ted-cruz: radfemjourney: lesbiantonysoprano: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: girls-are-artt: just-pull-me-closer: writing-in-ink-cant-be-erased: Oh for fucksakes my heart Seriously the
judgejudyofficial: In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful
adulthoodisokay: I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.
the-real-ted-cruz: partlypeachy: vaspider: teamvoorhees: animal-factbook: Dog owners please be aware. REBLOG THIS PLEASE This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know
the-real-ted-cruz:I don’t care what you believe. As long as you aren’t going out and hurting people or advocating for people to get hurt, I’m cool with you. I wouldn’t be able to get every single person to agree with me, anyway, so we may as well
micdotcom: Bernie Sanders teaches Ted Cruz and Donald Trump what New York values really are.
hebbez: The middle schoolers had to make campaign posters for the candidates and my favorite one is anime Ted Cruz.
shorthalt: theawesomeshadowwolf: duwangarang: i… i don’t know what to say… what the fuck is that second thing republican presidential candidate ted cruz
birkinbitch: itsstuckyinmyhead: Craig Mazin was Ted Cruz’s college roommate and he really really really hates him I’m dying because he got verified
turnit0ff: if just one history book, just one, mentions ted cruz’s zodiac killer scandal, then this was all worth it
princess-stabbity: you know, the best thing about ted cruz’s speech saying “vote with your conscience” is he doesn’t actually say “don’t vote for trump” like he literally let trump supporters themselves make the leap that voting for trump
thewinterotter: allonsyforever: allonsyforever: John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault John Legend continues to live up to his last name in every
liittlefinger: hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time
bisexuelledoe: ictuaun: the-real-ted-cruz: shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all
angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat:the-real-ted-cruz:no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’sthe gods that haunt this place are unlike any others
angstycatthatlikestea:the-real-ted-cruz:no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’sthe gods that haunt this place are unlike any others
super-egg:angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat:the-real-ted-cruz:no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’sthe gods that haunt this place are unlike any othersI just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered
theshitpostcalligrapher:cryptognomicon:sneakyfeets:super-egg:angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat:the-real-ted-cruz:no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’sthe gods that haunt this place are unlike any othersI just saw a tiktok comment
funohtrixpointnever: ted cruz is being controlled by a powerful warlock
theonion:‘Time’ Magazine Subscribers Brace For Inevitable Issue With Close-Up Of Ted Cruz’s Face
lunarsolareclipse: laurenlivingroom: scientificphilosopher: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference.The dude creepily giggles (and the audience joins in) after admitting
littlebigcubby: littlebigcubby: the-real-ted-cruz: sorta-dad: smatter: pro-gay: stressed-daydreamer: pizzaotter: HAVE YOU LOT SEEN THIS INSURANCE AD I AM FUCKING SCREAMING @thecybersmith
regby: ted cruz dropped out of the presidential race so he can focus more on his career as the zodiac killer
cutereptiles: jackisbored999: the-real-ted-cruz: tumblr mobile glitched and this happened like and reblog if you’d support the lizard even if it didnt work Try again!
goodzillo: tebya: Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken
juliarunningaway: laurenlivingroom: splittingmyskin: scientificphilosopher: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference.The dude creepily giggles (and the audience joins
sleepiesoft: dylanaf: Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
ahumbleprofessor: My favorite active New Yorker cartoonist Ed Steed designed these hilarious posters for the 2016 USA presidential candidates. I love how accurately they catch the tone of each candidate’s personality and policies, from Ted Cruz’s
![lost-carcosa: astrodidact: What a piece of shit Ted Cruz is… [source]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7bd3d76d18e85ca7d78b2a5ed806b01b/tumblr_p10lgckrI31rx70ego1_250.jpg)
