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sweezamuffin: i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
micdotcom: Watch: Bernie Sanders teaches Ted Cruz and Donald Trump what New York values really are. Preach
markthemech: marshybot: I’m laughing because now that Ted Cruz is running for president, his wife (whose health insurance he was covered under) decided to take a leave of absence to help him campaign, causing them both to lose their health insurance.
judgejudyofficial: In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful
elliebeanz: another-john-dope: My Ted Cruz character got attacked by a hacker and now has a permanent lizard body and I can’t change the armour oh my god
sleepiesoft: dylanaf: Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit I can’t
robertcmmacgregor: Here’s Ted Cruz’s Most Cringeworthy Attempt at Human Affection Yet Here it is, folks. We’ve found the most cringe-inducing video to have ever graced the internet. While groveling for the attention of voters in Iowa this weekend,
hoodoodyke: markthemech: marshybot: I’m laughing because now that Ted Cruz is running for president, his wife (whose health insurance he was covered under) decided to take a leave of absence to help him campaign, causing them both to lose their health
chaneladdict: shmemson: Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller Imma miss you Joe
awkwardassbitch: judgejudyofficial: In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful I’m not gonna ruin this but I just
solarsenpai: thinksquad: Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz is second on the list and hillary clinton is 15th oh my god Never been a milk drinker. I’ll eat dry cereal out of a sandwich bag before I pour milk. Now I feel vindicated after being made to
86timewarp: rembelll: africancheewahwah: Why this baby look like Ted cruz The zodiac killer is reborn The Zodiac Wars
refinery29: Apparently even Trump supporters know that Trump is the angry, hateful candidateThis is the speech that got Ted Cruz booed offstage at the RNC when he covertly didn’t endorse Trump by giving a speech about “unity” and “love.” Boos
Meet the ‘New Ted Cruz’
Poll: Trump approval rating underwater in Texas — and Ted Cruz is losing to Democratic rival Castro
theocseason4: shmemson: the-real-ted-cruz: Masterpost Holy shit this is literally the plot to orphan black
specta-a: killingstalkinghellsite: eyezehuhh: Ted Cruz masturbated on 9/ 11. shut up so did millions of other people are you saying you “masturbated” on 9/11?
liberalsarecool: morecoffee: emotionalempowerer: I’m not a Texan, but this just gives me hope. Wow is right. This is the man who wants to replace Ted Cruz in the Senate. Beto!
cartoonpolitics: Religious extremism and why Ted Cruz is ‘unfit to be President’ .. (from this article)
ctron164: micdotcom:Watch: Ted Cruz pandered to these Bronx Latinos and they weren’t having it. Exactly. Get the fuck out of my Bronx.
black–lamb: itsstuckyinmyhead: Craig Mazin was Ted Cruz’s college roommate and he really really really hates him i’m Craig if any of my roommates ever ran for president
allonsyforever: allonsyforever: John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault
the-real-ted-cruz-2: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: WE DO NOT DESERVE DOGS This was so much better than I expected
egaylitarian: birepublicangirl: the-real-ted-cruz: refinery29: #DisabledAndCute is the best thing on Twitter this week (and there’s been a LOT of stiff competition) We’ve seen firsthand just how powerful, courageous, and badass differently abled
priestessamy: the-real-ted-cruz: multiplegenredisorder: martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even
phroyd: Ted Cruz is an Empty Sociopath whose Hollow Political Platform will be Filled ONLY with that Which People Pay For!Phroyd
johnboyega: this dewy glow brought to you by the ted cruz is the zodiac killer meme
damnian-wayne: micdotcom: Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!). I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump
liberalsarecool:Ted Cruz forgets the obstructionism that made him famous.
the-real-ted-cruz: aterum-krs: Me reblogging an “ask me” post that’s gonna get straight ignored like the last 20. this is the realest post on this entire godforesaken website
queer-icon: yourcuteking: markthemech: marshybot: I’m laughing because now that Ted Cruz is running for president, his wife (whose health insurance he was covered under) decided to take a leave of absence to help him campaign, causing them both
Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz
zanabism: imagine browsing through Ted Cruz’s airbnb profile and realizing all his favorited places are curiously all basement apartments with no windows…or like … directly under a bridge…the perch in front of a church … the cellar of a 14th
giantsorcowboys: Canadian Navy Makes History!Following The US Political Scene With The Likes Of The Buffoonish Donald Trump, The Cartoonish Ted Cruz, And The Sad Lot That Is The Republican Party With Their Nativist, Homophobic, And Misogynist Rhetoric
binarybible: 124: 56goats: shmemson: Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller @124 I haaaaaate thiiiiiiis Amar might be the
laughingfish: micdotcom: Watch: Ted Cruz pandered to these Bronx Latinos and they weren’t having it. I live for this
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golden-state-gaye: grrrlproblems: kristenstewartsgirlfriend: pithy-partyy: babygirlaesthetic: deez–ovaries: splittingmyskin: scientificphilosopher: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative
luxtempestas: why the hell does young ted cruz look like filthy frank
kristenstewartsgirlfriend: pithy-partyy: babygirlaesthetic: deez–ovaries: splittingmyskin: scientificphilosopher: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference.The dude
iamtheaardvark: look you can believe in jesus, santa, romantic orientation, or ted cruz all you want i’m still gonna be the kid on the playground that tells you that shit ain’t real
lordnot: bujnik: tastefullyoffensive: #CruzIsKevin (photos via TheWontonDon) THAT’S IT. This is stupid.Brian Baumgartner, who played Kevin Malone on The Office, is bald.Ted Cruz, on the other hand, still has hair.Duh.
the-real-ted-cruz:Masterpost
ilickholes: “You have something on your cheek.”Ted Cruz
iwriteaboutfeminism: It’s really important that when you vote, you vote for more than just the next President. Republican Senators Ted Cruz and John McCain have said that if Hillary Clinton is elected they will continue to block the nomination of any
eggogorgon: I can’t believe Mark Hamill just killed Ted Cruz
javob: ahegao-intensifies: siiendeiyudu: rick-dias: I made Ted Cruz in Dark Souls 2 @ahegao-intensifies, @toothpickrex GOD WHY Bearer of the curse
